Cynthetiq

There's something brewing, and this vid has a reference to something that is a small clue as to what is coming up. The staff has been talking about it this past week... take a guess.

Take a guess. Really, it's in this video.

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ring

Skype with an accurate universal language translator?

CinnamonGirl

You guys finally rewrote IRC to include cams?

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genuinegirly

Haha
Its Mr. 305 checkin' in for the remix,
you know that S 75 Street Brazil?
Well this year gon be called Calle Ocho,
Hahahaha

Que ola cata, Que ola omega
and this how we gon do it

Dale,
one-two-three-four
Uno-do'-tres-cuatro
I know you want me (want me)
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me (want me)
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
You know I want cha (want cha)

(Hahaha)
one-two-three-four
Uno-do'-tres-cuatro

Rumba (Si)
Ella quiere su Rumba (Como?)
Rumba (Si)
Ella quiere si Rumba (Como?)

Si e' verdad que tu ere guapa,
Yo te voy a poner gozar
Tu tiene la boca grande
dale ponte a jugar (Como)

one-two-three-four
Uno-do'-tres-cuatro (Woooo-ooo!)

6 to tha clock, on my way to the top uh,
Pit got it locked from brews to the locker,
All I.P uh, big and packer,
That he's not, but damn he's hot,
label fly but Pit wont stop,
got her in the car, quit playin' with his (Como?)
watch him make a movie like Alba Hitch Hock, ha Enjoy Me

[Chorus]:

I know you want me (want me)
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me (want me)
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
You know I want cha (want cha)

one-two-three-four
Uno-do'-tres-cuatro

Rumba (Si)
Ella quiere su Rumba (Como?)
Rumba (Si)
Ella quiere su Rumba (Como?)

Si es verdad que tu ere guapa,
Yo te voy a poner gozar
Tu tiene la boca grande
dale ponte a jugar (Como)


one-two-three-four
Uno-do'-tres-cuatro (Woooo-ooo!)

[Verse 2]:

Mami got an ass like a donkey, with a monkey,
look like King Kong, welcome to the crib,
305 thats what it is,
with a woman down ya s*** dont play games,
they up the chain, and they let her do everythang and anythang, hit tha thang
and they love it gettin' it in, gettin' on,
all night long (Dale)

[Chorus]:

I know you want me (want me)
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me (want me)
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
You know I want cha (want cha)

one-two-three-four
Uno-do'-tres-cuatro

Rumba (Si)
Ella quiere su Rumba (Como?)
Rumba (Si)
Ella quiere su Rumba (Como?)

Si es verdad que tu ere guapa,
Yo te voy a poner gozar
Tu tiene la boca grande
dale ponte a jugar (Como)

one-two-three-four
Uno-do'-tres-cuatro

[Verse 3]:

Baby you can get it, if you win it we can play,
baby I got cribs, I got condos we can stay,
even got a king size matress we can lay,
baby I dont care, I dont care, what they say

[Chorus]:

I know you want me (want me)
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me (want me)
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
You know I want cha (want cha)

one-two-three-four
Uno-do'-tres-cuatro

Rumba (Si)
Ella quiere su Rumba (Como?)
Rumba (Si)
Ella quiere su Rumba (Como?)

Si es verdad que tu ere guapa,
Yo te voy a poner gozar
Tu tiene la boca grande
dale ponte a jugar (Como)

one-two-three-four
Uno-do'-tres-cuatro

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"Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq

"violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

LoganSnake

You will implement a rule that would forbid posting of horrible music?

Finally.

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Jetée

Haha. Ah.

I'm not watching the video. (thanks for the lyrics, gg; it helped make my case.)


So, you want a guess? Puerto Rico becomes the 51st state. (I have no idea if they plan to use my idea to combine N. & S. Dakota with Montana to make "Montakoda" and then we could also add another state to the mix, if we see fit. Even 50.)

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Giant Hamburger

You are moving to Miami to live with Pitbull.
This relationship receives my blessing.
Mazel tov!

Jetée

Oh, TFP Staff, not the Joint Chief of Staff (whatever the 'Alba Hitch Cock' he does).

Hm.. M.C. Escher quizzes?
Spanish-speaking forum?
Remix avenue in The Music Forum?
We're gonna have a Rumba meet-up in NYC soon?

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sapiens

I'm going with Jetée's Montakoda guess. Seems clear from the video.

World's King

TFP v.5 in coming...

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percy

Right Said Fred learned Spanish?

little_tippler

Another clue...

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We are ever unapparent. What we are
Cannot be transfused into word or book.
Our soul from us is infinitely far.
However much we give our thoughts the will
To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.

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LoganSnake

TFP Hookups?

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Charlatan

oh no... it's ocho.

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genuinegirly

A terrible remix of Beetles with Pitbull is on its way from the Beetles Never Broke Up?

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"Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq

"violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

ObieX

Herpes? ...is it herpes?



I don't want herpes.



It's herpes isn't it....

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Manic_Skafe

Annual TFP Cock Tease Day?

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ktspktsp

Do you want us all, Cyn? Is that it?

Meanwhile, I approve of Jetée's Montakoda, and I propose extending it to Montakodaho. Because that sounds even better.

LoganSnake

It's herpes.

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Plan9

Is it me or does Pitbull look like a sinister Cabbage Patch doll?

LoganSnake

Damn, now I can't not see it.

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Baraka_Guru

Garbage Pail Kid

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Plan9

*imagines Jazz dressing up as Pitbull and doing a TFP intro video*

Uh...

LoganSnake

Garbage Phail Kid.

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Plan9

... you had one, didn't you?

Baraka_Guru

I had a handful of Garbage Pail Kids cards, two Cabbage Patch Kids, and Xavier's Fantastic Discovery on LP.

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—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

dlish

i cant handle the anticipation.. tell me tell me tell me

..if it's coming, are we there yet?

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Martian

Eight..
Ate..
Aight?

...

Hold me?

Is it finally time for the staff to collectively declare their love for me?

For the first time in... ever, I find myself regretting the fact that I'm not a member of staff. I hate being out of the loop.

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Charlatan

We don't love you Martian... Just thought I'd clear that up.

Back to our regularly scheduled thread.

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Grancey

ver 4

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Fremen

Hal's buying everybody penis extensions? Amirite?

Also, I second the Montakodaho vote.

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MissMary

Montakoda? I vote yes.

Garbage Pail Kids? ....I have the movie and I love it... along with the Toxic Avenger.

::EDIT:: By the way... I have no idea.

Punk.of.Ages

Free taco day?

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mrklixx

Does it involve bronze/pottery or linens/lace?

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uncle phil

it's like the symbol for infinity stood upright...

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LoganSnake

I find it interesting that the staff posts here with their guesses when they know exactly what it is.

Not.

When is it coming?

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ring

It's coming for you Logan, beware.

Redlemon

I keep misreading Montakoda as Motdakasha. I miss her. Are you bringing her back?

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

Baraka_Guru

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

LoganSnake

No, Baraka. That would imply that it's already here. But it's just coming. Misleading.

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