Redlemon

The parody song is already available: "I Bagged A Tiger".

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dlish

poor bloke

seriously. im more upset that this may affect his game than his mrs leaving. real life can be a bitch sometimes, and history remembers your the indescretions.

im hoping this is not going to be the end of the old Tiger Woods.

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Cynthetiq

the black community is upset that he has all white women.

Now I only dated a filipina girl ONCE in my lifetime, and way before that I already knew I didn't want to date them, let alone marry one. I was just not attracted to them. I only went on this one date just to see what it would be like and it was something I did not enjoy at all.

but what if he ALWAYS dated white women? Does anyone know that he's switched up when he got to that level?

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Glory's Sun

yay for race cards! yay for using them wrong!

I'm actually starting to wonder if Tiger is having addiction issues.. apparently, he was prescribed vicodin and ambien and had consumed alcohol. That would explain his driving incident. There have been a shitload of reports of people doing things while they're on ambien and not knowing about it. Add vicodin and alcohol to the mix, and it's easy to see what's going on as far as the crash.

I'm just wondering if he's still on vicodin from his surgery and has secretly been battling an addiction.. could explain why his performances haven't been nearly as good as they used to be..

The_Jazz

Here's the voicemail slow jam remix.

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percy

Thanks to Tiger and his infidelity or else CNN would have had to put in an order to God to extend the days to 26 hours to keep on plugging the story of the 2 losers who crashed a White House party.

Thank you Tiger

As for Tiger, I don't condone his actions or condemn them. I don't live in his world and have no idea of his life.

It does for me though put into question this so-called super human level of discipline, focus, and inner strength that has been his mantra from day one.

I guess those attributes take a holiday sometimes too.

Jetée

Is there a slideshow gallery of his " extra-marital conquests" as of yet, in the order they came out of the woodworks? When this story broke, it was during the Thanksgiving day-after haze. Since then, though, this story has evolved from what was a "serious car accident", to maybe a "DUI incident", to then a "domestic abuse" call, and then, to what it is now: all of the above, plus creeping on the wife and kids because Tiger didn't know how to embrace his "stardom" when he was younger. And, on top of that, women Tiger cheated with in the past, certain media outlets knew about for the past two years or more are just now speaking up; there's a new "Tiger tryst" popping up each subsequent day (eight, I think now).

I'm sure they all have pictures and profiles up by now, what with a reality-tv star, a waitress at a pancake house, a little-known celebutante who specializes in hooking up with athletes, adult video entertainers, and more. From what I hear, number 5 is not that wholesome-looking.

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canuckguy

I think Tiger is fair game. If you live your life in the public eye, you should face the good "money, perks" and the bad "paparazzi". I don't read the tabloids myself but you can't have one with the other. I hope that fathers everywhere with sons who look up to Tiger have talks about what is happening and using it to teach there kids.

DDDDave

Eldrick,

When was the last time you went fishing with Mark? IMHO, you need a friend. Not a 'Brother' like Michael, Charles, or A-Rod. A friend, like a brother, who will tell you when you are going down the wrong path. Someone who is not bought and paid for. It is tough when your Dad, your moral compass, is not around. Do you have a father figure? You need to look him up. Sit down and have a good cry. Someone to tell you that, you know what, you are no different than anyone else. Every married person has fought with their spouse, every normal man has wanted to fool around with the waitress, everybody has money troubles, everybody has work pressures. We all put our pants on one leg at a time. As my Dad always said 'From the day that you're born, till you ride in the hearse; there isn't a problem that couldn't be worse'. You've got your health, you have two beautiful kids, a wife who loves you but is not going to put up with you acting like this, and a good job. Be a man, decide where you want to go from here. Get a divorce, love your kids, and be a 'playa'; or look inside at the good person that your parents raised, realize that your 'Brothers' are not brothers, and that you, and you alone, determine what happens next.


Good Luck to you, man. Really. Life ain't easy.

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World's King

OMG!!!


A famous person that has cheated on their significant other and was drunk and on drugs and got in trouble with the cops...


It's... it's almost like he's a normal person. Weird.

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dlish

an adult magazine just got offered nude pics of Tiger...

the plot thickens...



oh, as a side story, his mother in law got taken to hospital from tigers house in a 911 emergency call



yes nude pics! thanks HT

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highthief

Nude pictures even - better than "nide" any day of the week!

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dlish

who said golfers were old boring white dudes..at least tiger is breaking stereotypes right?

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BadNick

I chuckled at the interview yesterday on NPR with a British lady...not sure who she was or her credentials, maybe a retired call girl?...but she made the point that one of Tiger's mistakes is banging on these amateur babes who blab everything. Her point was that if he had stuck with professional call girls, the "call girl code of honor" would have assured him ultimate privacy right to the bitter end. She used Eliot Spitzer as a good example of her case, and I was reminded of the "Profumo Affair" from 1963 British politics when I was 14 y.o. and just hearing that stuff excited me to no end.

ratbastid

Oy. Now the word is he might have bonus children, and a sex tape.

The number of women claiming some sort of association with him is now 11. He just lost Gatorade as a sponsor.

The_Jazz

One of the most interesting articles I've read to date.

Chaos In Tigerland: A Deadspin Investigation Into The Sexual Habits Of Pro Athletes - Tiger Woods Poon Parade - Deadspin

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Baraka_Guru

Holy crap. I haven't been reading anything about this.

Talk about crash and burn.

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Jetée

Well, to be fair, he lost Gatorade as a sponsor prior to all of this "extra-marital freakiness" news coming out (they "claim" to have dropped him during the week of Thanksgiving because his marketed-brand of 'G' was not selling very well, and perhaps, when they first heard about his accident, they decided to quickly get out before any revelations came out detailing why he was rushed to the hospital in the first place).

It can be seen as fall-out, but the issue date on when he was no longer associated with or endorsed by Gatorade was prior to Thanksgiving weekend.

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The_Jazz

Email from a buddy of mine.

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Jetée

Yeah, it's not hard to avoid big-time revelations by once-revered star athletes anymore;
heck, just think about what we would be discussing if anyone had actually heard about Andre Agassi's book passages from a little more than a month ago.

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Glory's Sun

It's my understanding that Gatorade did NOT leave him. They simply shut down the G2 FOCUS drink a few months ago but with fiscal timings and such it wasn't made known until now. So Gatorade still sponsors him as does everyone else from what I've read so far.

I think it's also important to note here, that while a ton of athletes are guilty of this, how do we know all of these women are telling the truth? Right now it's an easy pay day for a woman to say they were another mistress of Tiger's. So I wouldn't be so ready to jump on the "OH MY GOD ANOTHER SLUT" bandwagon just yet.

I wonder (and this is not condoning it) how much his dad's death had a role in all of this. I still wonder if the vicodin addiction is a real thing (I've only fabricated it in my head) and if they both correlate to each other. His father was his rock..so it's easy to see how his death could have affected Tiger in such a way that he would act out of normal circles.

Honestly, I don't know if any sponsors have left him yet, or if they are considering it, but if Tiger chins up, and gives his wife the 50mil or whatever the new prenup is, and wins a major or two next year, I don't think the sponsors will really give a fuck how many chicks he slept with. If he stays #1, he'll have plenty of endorsements one way or another.

Plan9

...maybe he's been reading Nick Nolte's private diary.

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ASU2003

I know I don't care. If he plays good golf that's all that matters to me. I would bet there are plenty of other guys in country clubs across the nation who won't care either.

Infinite_Loser

These women are lying. If Tiger was going to cheat, he would find much more attractive women then the one's coming forward.

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dippin

Where is the "black community" and how does one get there?

highthief

Technically, isn't he more Asian than black? His Mum is Thai but his dad is mixed black/native/white?

Why hasn't he got more Asian honeys on his arm? Dammit, the Asian community needs to get militant on his ass!

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dlish

i digress jazz..there's no way trojan would sponsor him..although they may try to get hm onboard.

apparently he only likes going bareback!

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bazkitcase5

I hope this is the right thread for this:

Flash Game: Help Tiger Woods Outrun Wife - KIAH

my best is 120 haha

ratbastid

They could hire him to advertise "personally". Like the alcohol companies that hire hot girls to order their products at bars, you know?

"Want a slice of the Tiger, huh baby? Well I can't say I blame you. Rrrrrow. And you should know, darlin'... I only use... Durex."

The rate this is going, that would reach more consumers than a Superbowl commercial.

dlish

The rate this is going, golf is going to have more viewers than the next superbowl!

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highthief

Can you imagine - this is all some big marketing ploy to boost ratings at the Masters next year?

Sneaky ...

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filtherton

I don't know. I think Tiger Woods could be having intercourse on live TV between holes (heh!) and golf still wouldn't be interesting to watch.

bazkitcase5

haha now that is debatable !

(depends on who the girl is)

Halx

I heard a joke..

What's the different between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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Giant Hamburger

Wait until they find out that he was involved with David Carradine.

dlish

i have a confession...

i also slept with Tige...thrice

RRaaaaRRRRrrrrrr

im now waiting for a call from Tige's lawyer to negotiate a settlement figure. Otherwise ill be waiting for a call from Oprah to negotiate my expose'

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highthief

So, Tiger is now going to take an indefinite leave from golf. Marketing bonanza time in April when he makes his big comeback!

Tiger Woods to take ?indefinite? leave from golf

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dlish

looks like its on the rocks right now...

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LoganSnake

Why do people care about a guy cheating on his wife more than, I don't know, people dying in 3rd world countries?

This is ridiculous and shouldn't even be on the news.

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dlish

i agree

here's a link for you LS

Poverty Facts and Stats ? Global Issues

its a lot easier to gossip about someone haviving in illicit affair than digest all the info on that page. thats probably why

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