09-26-2009, 05:21 PM | #1 (permalink) | |
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Location: NYC
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It's not possible to rape a cow in NJ
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09-26-2009, 05:34 PM | #2 (permalink) |
Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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ahhh, this probably explains the new item I saw on our bulletin board in work on Friday, saying something like "sex with animals now legal in NJ!"
I wonder if "Moe" knows about this? My first summer job when I was 16 was downtown Philly and Moe was an older guy who worked there. Many Mondays he would tell us of his weekend exploits over in NJ where he'd find just the right sheep and have sex. I don't know if this judge would think sheep are also OK for sex or if Moe would have to find a cow. I don't know, but Moe liked sheep. |
09-26-2009, 06:13 PM | #4 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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OK. So it's legal to have sex with a cow. But does having sex with a calf constitute pedophilia?
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09-26-2009, 07:13 PM | #6 (permalink) |
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So you can kill a cow for the pleasure of eating it, or severely restrict a calf's movement to enhance the pleasure you get while eating it, but you can't have it suck your dick for pleasure. I hate to be the guy who defends the cow-fucker, but there's a logical disconnect here.
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09-27-2009, 08:33 AM | #12 (permalink) |
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Location: The Cosmos
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*shudders*
But yeah, I'd have to agree with the people that think its not rape. Rape is serious, and society is applying this label way too much lately. So long as the animals aren't being physically tortured/harmed, I don't see why bestiality is such a big deal (in a legal way). At least if it was legal we'd openly know who the creepy sickos were... |
09-28-2009, 12:40 AM | #13 (permalink) |
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Location: Belgium
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New Jersey police officer Robert Melia Jr. will not face criminal charges for allegedly having sex with five calves under a perfectly bizarre ruling by Judge James J. Morley.
--> I don't see it. They may not enjoy it - or they may? I'm no cow whisperer-, but I just don't see the animal cruelty charges here. The judge just simply looked at the matter from a purely legal standpoint as far as I can tell. Nothing illegal to it. And the fact that it got the media-attention, will most likely serve as enough punishment for the police officer. I doubt he'll keep his job, or any other with a public function.
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