Halx

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SSJTWIZTA

i got one of those a few years back, had it scotch taped to the side of my dresser.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

little_tippler

heh, that's great. Weird little things those fortune cookies. Someone obviously had a sense of humor. I rather liked my first one from when I was in NYC in August. Had never had one before. It said 'Your success will astonish everyone'

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Whether we write or speak or do but look
We are ever unapparent. What we are
Cannot be transfused into word or book.
Our soul from us is infinitely far.
However much we give our thoughts the will
To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.

Fernando Pessoa, 1918

Xerxys

I deeply detest the phrase "fortune cookie". Not the fortune cookie itself, but the phrase, which means useless advice.

This made me smile.

Iliftrocks

in bed

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bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

wooÐs

lol^^

Crack

Holy fucking shit on a grasshopper. I just ate Chinese food, and that was my exact fortune. I wonder if Hitler got the same one before he got all Hitlery...

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

Vigilante

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We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-Winston Churchill

Giant Hamburger

I got this one years ago

and I keep it in my wallet as my only proof.

ironpham

Some of my gems that I have taped to my monitor:

"You will inherit some money or a small piece of land."
"Your whole family are well."
"You would make a good lawyer."
"You are going to have some new clothes."

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Jetée

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

wooÐs

I've yet to try this, but I've wanted to for years.
After buying some cool Chinese take-out cartons, I'm thinking Christmas gifts.