08-19-2009, 06:07 AM | #43 (permalink) |
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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when i lived in central florida, i walked past this quite often:
even still, i hate m&m's.
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08-19-2009, 10:25 AM | #45 (permalink) |
Currently sour but formerly Dlishs
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Location: Australia/UAE
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oh heaven!..being eaten by 3 asian girls
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08-19-2009, 11:20 PM | #47 (permalink) | |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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They will be mine. Btw, it's good to see you again, 'monkie.
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09-04-2009, 01:08 PM | #51 (permalink) |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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What's the difference between peanut butter M&Ms and Reese's Pieces?
I just like good old fashioned plain M&Ms. Enough, with all of these frufru choices. It's like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. There are about a half dozen, or more, styles of those now. I don't want a choice of white, milk or dark chocolate. I don't want a choice of creamy or crunchy. I don't want crap sprinkled all over the top. I just want a damn Reese's cup. Same with M&Ms. I just want plain old ordinary, no thinking involved, M&Ms. As far as color...red, I guess. Only because that's my favorite color.
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09-06-2009, 05:54 AM | #53 (permalink) |
Tired
Location: Florida
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All of them.
Peanut M&M's ftw. <3
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09-06-2009, 07:37 AM | #54 (permalink) |
pinche vato
Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton
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I think the only non-musical item that can transport me straight to Nirvana is a peanut M&M. It's almost an out-of-body experience for me, and there ain't no fucking thing as one M&M. As a result of the new weight-loss health plan I'm on, I have taken a solemn vow to never eat another M&M for the rest of my life. Peanut M&M's are the single, solitary ONLY food item about which I cannot control myself.
I used to eat them according to this little OCD routine. I would pop one into my mouth, and without chewing it, I would let the candy coating melt slightly. Then, I would hold it lightly between my teeth and slightly crack the shell, peeling off the candy coating without harming the chocolate (like peeling a boiled egg). Then, I would allow the chocolate to melt slightly before breaking it off the peanut (the chocolate would come off like those model molds in two halves). I would chew the chocolate and swallow, and then finally chew the peanut and swallow. Grancey proved to me once that the routine is so annoyingly OCD, I actually chew the peanut an EXACT 11 chews every single time. My favorite place to eat them was in the car while driving, and I could make a King Size snack bag last for almost an hour if I ate it that way. I used to come up with all kinds of ridiculous lies to convince Grancey that I NEEDED those damn M&M's, like "They keep me awake while driving," and other shit like that. Now, no more. Never again. The withdrawal has been difficult, but I've been M&M-free for several months now.
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