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Old 08-13-2009, 03:24 PM   #121 (permalink)
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well, granted, if some guy came to me (personally) and asked if he could show me his cock privately 'cause he didn't want some gay guy to see it,' I would have been just as hard (if not worse) on him.

he's an internet casualty, of a group psyche that I can relate to. And, somehow, he will find the strength to go on. If the guys hadn't torn him to pieces, then the women would have. Is that somehow better?
We agree on this, the OP really pissed me off and I typed and hit the back button more than once
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Old 08-13-2009, 05:01 PM   #122 (permalink)
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In the end, I'm sort of happy that Colton came here to make that kind of statement rather than some of the other places on the net. Can you imagine what the 4Chan folks would have done to him? [shiver]
The volume of gay porn in transit through the USPS would have tripled in minutes.

On a related note, you haven't really pissed off The Internet until someone has taken the time to track down your address and snail mail you a glossy printout of goatse.
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Old 08-13-2009, 05:04 PM   #123 (permalink)
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The guy came here wanting to know where he could show is cock off to some women without any gay dudes seeing it
Pssssttttttttt. If he posts his dick anywhere on the Internet, gay dudes are going to be able to see it. Another secret... Gay dudes may not give a fuck about him.
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Old 08-14-2009, 03:19 AM   #124 (permalink)
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The volume of gay porn in transit through the USPS would have tripled in minutes.

On a related note, you haven't really pissed off The Internet until someone has taken the time to track down your address and snail mail you a glossy printout of goatse.
reminds himself not to piss off MSD ever.
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Old 08-14-2009, 04:24 AM   #125 (permalink)
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If the guys hadn't torn him to pieces, then the women would have.
I'm not so sure about that. Sure you say this now but I see smart women like you with douchebags like him every day.
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Old 08-14-2009, 04:49 AM   #126 (permalink)
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The volume of gay porn in transit through the USPS would have tripled in minutes.

On a related note, you haven't really pissed off The Internet until someone has taken the time to track down your address and snail mail you a glossy printout of goatse.
The thing is, he would have made it so easy for someone to do. One of the things in the PM's he and I exchanged was that he needs to do a much better job of protecting himself if he's going to cop an attitude on the internet. As you probably guessed, he didn't quite understand what I meant - a lot of folks don't "get it" until it's already happened to him.

Colton, if you're still out there, no one's going to batter down your door, but they just might take a dump in a box and send it to you COD.
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Old 08-14-2009, 05:34 AM   #127 (permalink)
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I'm not so sure about that. Sure you say this now but I see smart women like you with douchebags like him every day.
so now he's a douchebag?

I've no interest in pandering to your sour grapes about women. Keep your opinions about me to yourself, thanks.
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Old 08-14-2009, 05:52 AM   #128 (permalink)
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so now he's a douchebag?

I've no interest in pandering to your sour grapes about women. Keep your opinions about me to yourself, thanks.
Come on, You know you'd be all over this guy if he came up to you and whipped out his cock. As long as your friends weren't around to judge you!
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Old 08-14-2009, 05:59 AM   #129 (permalink)
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Come on, You know you'd be all over this guy if he came up to you and whipped out his cock. As long as your friends weren't around to judge you!
Anyone else see the irony here of cybermike doing exactly what he accused the rest of us of doing? If it's a joke, well played, sir. If it's not, well, you can stop pretending you're better than us now, 'cause clearly you're not.
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Old 08-14-2009, 06:18 AM   #130 (permalink)
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Anyone else see the irony here of cybermike doing exactly what he accused the rest of us of doing? If it's a joke, well played, sir. If it's not, well, you can stop pretending you're better than us now, 'cause clearly you're not.
I concur.

Sorry mike, you're dirty too now.
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Old 08-14-2009, 06:19 AM   #131 (permalink)
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you know I checked this thread a while back, and was surprised to see it reached 4 pages.

after reading it, I'm still surprised.

I dunno, maybe I'm jaded but the whole "hur hur lets kick this disabled guy in a wheelchair" equivalent treatment of less than forum savvy people routine seems kinda weird to me.

Dude's immature and doesn't have a very good grasp on grammar apparently, what's to discuss exactly?
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Old 08-14-2009, 06:31 AM   #132 (permalink)
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Anyone else see the irony here of cybermike doing exactly what he accused the rest of us of doing? If it's a joke, well played, sir. If it's not, well, you can stop pretending you're better than us now, 'cause clearly you're not.
I understand how my first post was taken seriously, but any post after that, Come on guys...
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Old 08-14-2009, 06:45 AM   #133 (permalink)
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Then - again - well played, sir.

I fully expect a cybermike post in TE in the next few days. I propose that the title be "No dudes click on this link" or "If you're going to whack off to my junk, please don't tell me about it". And may I also suggest that you appear wearing only a trucker hat, sunglasses, two polo shirts (one with popped collar, the other without), sunglasses and nothing else?
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Old 08-14-2009, 06:56 AM   #134 (permalink)
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Then - again - well played, sir.

I fully expect a cybermike post in TE in the next few days. I propose that the title be "No dudes click on this link" or "If you're going to whack off to my junk, please don't tell me about it". And may I also suggest that you appear wearing only a trucker hat, sunglasses, two polo shirts (one with popped collar, the other without), sunglasses and nothing else?
I'll see what I can do. I don't think I own 2 polo shirts.
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Old 08-14-2009, 07:05 AM   #135 (permalink)
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And may I also suggest that you appear wearing only a trucker hat, sunglasses, two polo shirts (one with popped collar, the other without), sunglasses and nothing else?
Make sure on of them is pink, cause as everyone knows, Real Men (tm) wear pink... or love Jesus... or wear pink jesus jumpsuits.
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Old 08-14-2009, 07:06 AM   #136 (permalink)
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Old 08-15-2009, 02:43 AM   #137 (permalink)
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Old 08-17-2009, 09:38 PM   #138 (permalink)
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Well, he may have come and gone, but the damage to reputation the site gets from this remains and really isn't something it needs right now. I would think we would be more focused on following our own stated rules and philosophies instead of just doing what we felt like making fun of at any given moment, homophobia or not.
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Old 08-17-2009, 09:47 PM   #139 (permalink)
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Pfft, Colton totally dissed my taste in sunglasses. Screw that guy.
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Old 08-17-2009, 10:09 PM   #140 (permalink)
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Old 08-18-2009, 06:22 AM   #141 (permalink)
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two polo shirts (one with popped collar, the other without)
You're not cool unless both are popped. And additional popped collars are like exponential stat multipliers in games. 1 is cool, 2 is double cool, but get to 3 and you're quadruple cool.
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Old 08-18-2009, 06:55 AM   #142 (permalink)
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You're not cool unless both are popped. And additional popped collars are like exponential stat multipliers in games. 1 is cool, 2 is double cool, but get to 3 and you're quadruple cool.
after 4 polos though, I cannot imagine how you could ever be cool. Maybe there's a ceiling?
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Old 08-18-2009, 08:28 AM   #143 (permalink)
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but apparently not much of an English speaker or writer...
LOL... Certainly the issue that was top of my mind from the run on sentence of post #1.


It detracted or should I say, distracted from everything else that was posted by him after that. Goes to show how important literacy and grammar is.
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Old 08-18-2009, 08:38 AM   #144 (permalink)
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after 4 polos though, I cannot imagine how you could ever be cool. Maybe there's a ceiling?
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Old 08-18-2009, 12:08 PM   #145 (permalink)
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So that's what the ceiling looks like...

for some reason, I was happier not knowing
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Old 08-18-2009, 05:13 PM   #146 (permalink)
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And he's even got a t-shirt underneath!
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Old 08-18-2009, 06:04 PM   #147 (permalink)
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Old 08-18-2009, 06:07 PM   #148 (permalink)
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It detracted or should I say, distracted from everything else that was posted by him after that. Goes to show how important literacy and grammar is.
Ya know, all you guys are pretty damn critical. My spelling and grammar are crap and somehow I've survived here.

...

Sure, guy was a toolbag. Attack him on that, not something superficial. That's like saying Roachboy's a douche because of his lack of shift key.
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Old 08-18-2009, 10:52 PM   #149 (permalink)
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yes cromp. but you bring many other things to the table...........
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Old 08-19-2009, 01:07 AM   #150 (permalink)
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Old 08-19-2009, 04:19 AM   #151 (permalink)
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yes cromp. but you bring many other things to the table...........

Bingo. Cromp does do that. And besides, what's wrong with being critical? Just saying it like it is.
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