Easy way to fix that (for now at least, unless the URLs are changed back to the TFP style)...

If the URL is: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/titty-board/148278-smoking-hot-shaved-red-head.html#post2647735

Then change it to http://www.tfpez.com/showthread.php?t=148278 and it will work

Removed her brain? Cut her legs off? Sewed her mouth shut? Hid her in the basement?

What does it take to prepare a girl for Xerxys?

a blindfold

She can still hear him coming and with enough effort and luck, get away from him.

This is Crompsin we're talking about. She's probably dead from multiple gunshots and has rough patches that have been subjected to the smooth spot.

Is that like a really bad "indian burn" you got when you were a kid? This is just my range of thought, but I bet Cromp lubes up his smoothspot with machining oil before he attacks someone with the Spot of Doom.

Pot? Is that you?

I always envisioned him using a combination of bacon grease, machine oil and mitt oil, but coating his entire body with it.

The good news for Xerxys is that she's still just as virginal when Crompsin found her, what with his lack of unit and all.

And Hal, for the record, porn can be written as well. I'm doing my best to try to take this thread across that threshold.

Thank you for assuaging my laziness and critical-thinking mind. Hopefully no changes will come about in the next month that will delete the traces of 'Erogenous Zone' subscriptions, becuase that is exactly the amount of time necessary for me to recall to save those bookmarks elsewhere.

I think they're mostly held over from that lonely month in 2007.

who is the pot exactly??

I get plenty of sex tyvm :)

don't worry Xerxys.. Jazz has this place in boystown that he frequents.. I'm sure he can help ya out if you get desperate :p

wow. there are 215 people over there.
i was curious.
and i liked that when i logged it, it automatically changed to fromBasics Dark.
215?! whoa.

You guys are mean.

...

Hey, Jazz... if I had the EZ blocked when the site was formed up like Voltron with a strap-on, am I still blocked now?

I mean... I may have to go over and check the porn for firmness or something.

Do everybody that public service.

I'm pumping traffic over there, but its pretty useless traffic. Very few people will actually stick around. What it does, however, is get links out there on the internet for search engines to recognize the brand new site.

That's actually an excellent question, and I'm not quite sure how the software is going to respond. Here's the link:

Tilted Forum Project Erogenous Zone - Powered by vBulletin

What happened?

I see you disabled the "must register" feature to view the EZ.

I kinda don't like where this is going but meh ... OK.

you know, every time I read the thread title, in my head it's immediately followed by "... and I liked it..."




/my threadjack. just wanted to share my earworm. now it's yours muhahahahahahaha!

Well, I saw a hotdog go somewhere it doesn't belong. Huh.

So I can access the new site, but any sex-remnants on this site (like exhibition or monty or whatever) remains blocked / hidden.

Thanks a lot, noodle.

Noodle, that song is not in my head.

Now the "All your base belong to us" song stuck there because of your location.

I'm going to sic my chest hairs on you.

watch it. i'll hitcha with some MC Frontalot... :lol:

So the earlier assertion was incorrect, and it will be searchable from google, and in the future anyone searching for "Tilted Forum Project" may be just as likely to be directed to that site, thus defeating the separation.

Kitten will visit Titty Board.

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/kitty_20porn.jpg

Well, in my quest to see if that screenshot was among the only three contributions I've established within the Titty Board, I learned that it was not.

However, I have noticed a somewhat cool feature within the "EZ", as it displays a member's "true" post count. (I have no idea if they are factoring in the Nonsense posts as well, because just clicking on a few members profiles', it should seem that the post tally is rather low in comparison)

That rocks beyond words noodle. I love me some nerdcore!

I should re-bump that thread about 'nerdcore' once I find out what songs I featured on it... and re-upload it to something other than the now-defunct seeqpod.

Also, nerdcore (NSFW). (I found this about five hours ago, so I thought, since he said the word, why not?)

It's not a crapshoot. In any case, it will soon have its own identity. Is there no faith in my intentions, ability and foresight?

Just offering up a perspective. I'm sure there were times when even DaVinci and Galileo overlooked some small practicality that was pointed out by a peon.

I figured questioning things over blind acceptance was more in the spirit of TFP than porn ever was.

At least I'm not with "the absence of porn will be the death of us all" doomsayer crowd.

I will accept Boone's Farm and condoms are not necessary...

I'll teach you how to spread Herpes... Ahem, the word of God.

It shouldn't be insulting to be disagreed with, Halx. Don't forget - I'm the same guy who said just a few posts earlier that it's your sandbox - you get to make the rules. Of course I know you have a lot more invested in this site than anyone. But I also know you've always wanted TFP to be the kind of site where no one should feel intimidated to voice their opinion, or feel that their opinion doesn't matter, as long as it's presented in a responsible manner. I'm hoping that would include a modicum of sarcasm.

As far as the porn goes - I'm in camp with all the others who say it's too ubiquitous these days to worry about losing one source of it. To me it's more of a "denying your roots" kind of issue. Just my opinion; no insult was intended. At least give me a point or two for giving my own opinion - even if it means going against the grain of the majority of the posts. If you had titled this thread, "I''ve decided to not kill the porn," we both know you'd still have pages and pages of comments patting you on the back for making the right decision - some of them by the same people agreeing with your actual decision. And that's okay - there are valid points to be made for defending either side.

I think you've done a great job creating, guiding, and maintaining this site over the years, but it doesn't mean I'm going to agree with every decision you make. If you find that insulting, then you give my opinion far more bearing than it warrants.

At first I was like :mad:

Now I'm like :thumbsup:

Only because I saw it had been moved to a new site.

*sniff* The porn, it lived such a full life. It will be missed.

Whatevah, the whole reason this place exists is the community. Already reading this thread I have been confused, enlightened and annoyed (with getting that stupid song in my head). A good thread, I'd say.

Better to be porn. Than to host porn, I suppose.

Aaah, the porn isn't dead.

It just grew up and moved out.

Unlike that deadbeat son of ours.

Crompsin.

You forgot to sign out and sign back in as The_Jazz, Cromp...

fix'd

I checked. There's porn elsewhere. But there's only one Tilted Forum :)

Now that's comedy.

Nice combo, Jazz!

Alter egos are hard.... you know, like math for girls....

/awaits the deluge of reported posts for that snappy comeback...