This is what happens when you have a doctor friend
 

He sends you stuff like this:

Er... yeah. That's a little bit of medical history I might have been better off not knowing.

That certainly gives a new meaning to "having a smoke."

Yeah but how cool would the ensuing fart be!?

And I thought a vagina smoking a cigarette was cool...

Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

Here's what I know from having a dentist friend: They can tell if you gave a blowjob the night before. If you did it right, the top of your mouth will be bruised.

Hal: My dentist friend told Reddit the same thing recently. A lot of people were interested.

thats pretty cool..
BUT,
if i woke up on a crowded sunny beach riding a smoke enema machine having been, 'resusitated', im pretty sure id run right back into the sea. this time near the sharp rocks.

*mumbles some sort of joke about smoke rings*

(No new source material)


*mumbles some sort of joke about reddit*

All right. This is bugging me. Why would the TOP of your mouth be bruised? Seems to me, that means you're doing it wrong...

Cinn, it's not actually BRUISED. Rather, the suction causes small capillaries to burst, and so it seems "flushed" rather than bruised.

I demand proof.

My father's a dentist. Pop over here and we'll set up a trial... ;)

shit! i want to try it!

nomcat's fart question helped this decision.

/sarc

Ahhh...I wasn't thinking about the suction so much as the...thrusting, shall we say.


Interesting.

My nephrologist friend said he often see men come when he gave them prostate exams.

So if I have a doctor friend he/she will want to blow smoke up my ass too?

Gives new meaning to the expression "having smoke blown up your ass"!!:)

And a one thing you NEVER want to hear from your friend who's a urologist is "Uh-oh" when he's in the middle of your vasectomy!!!

Would you have to go outside and do this on the street nowadays?

I wonder if there are any clini... *disappears to google for a while*

That's a medical TMI, that I will more than likely whip out in a conversation one day.