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loquitur 08-07-2009 05:54 AM

This is what happens when you have a doctor friend
 
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He sends you stuff like this:

genuinegirly 08-07-2009 05:56 AM

Er... yeah. That's a little bit of medical history I might have been better off not knowing.

Anormalguy 08-07-2009 06:26 AM

That certainly gives a new meaning to "having a smoke."

nomcat 08-07-2009 07:48 AM

Yeah but how cool would the ensuing fart be!?

purplelirpa 08-07-2009 07:52 AM

And I thought a vagina smoking a cigarette was cool...

The_Jazz 08-07-2009 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by genuinegirly (Post 2683614)
Er... yeah. That's a little bit of medical history I might have been better off not knowing.

Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

Halx 08-07-2009 08:11 AM

Here's what I know from having a dentist friend: They can tell if you gave a blowjob the night before. If you did it right, the top of your mouth will be bruised.

PonyPotato 08-07-2009 08:52 AM

Hal: My dentist friend told Reddit the same thing recently. A lot of people were interested.

HeadFaceLeg 08-07-2009 09:05 AM

thats pretty cool..
BUT,
if i woke up on a crowded sunny beach riding a smoke enema machine having been, 'resusitated', im pretty sure id run right back into the sea. this time near the sharp rocks.

wooÐs 08-07-2009 11:22 AM

*mumbles some sort of joke about smoke rings*

Meathed 08-07-2009 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PonyPotato (Post 2683843)
Hal: My dentist friend told Reddit the same thing recently. A lot of people were interested.

(No new source material)


*mumbles some sort of joke about reddit*

CinnamonGirl 09-03-2009 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halx (Post 2683808)
Here's what I know from having a dentist friend: They can tell if you gave a blowjob the night before. If you did it right, the top of your mouth will be bruised.


All right. This is bugging me. Why would the TOP of your mouth be bruised? Seems to me, that means you're doing it wrong...

PonyPotato 09-03-2009 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by CinnamonGirl (Post 2698379)
All right. This is bugging me. Why would the TOP of your mouth be bruised? Seems to me, that means you're doing it wrong...

Cinn, it's not actually BRUISED. Rather, the suction causes small capillaries to burst, and so it seems "flushed" rather than bruised.

Daniel_ 09-03-2009 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by PonyPotato (Post 2698395)
Cinn, it's not actually BRUISED. Rather, the suction causes small capillaries to burst, and so it seems "flushed" rather than bruised.

I demand proof.

My father's a dentist. Pop over here and we'll set up a trial... ;)

SSJTWIZTA 09-03-2009 10:23 AM

shit! i want to try it!

nomcat's fart question helped this decision.

/sarc

CinnamonGirl 09-03-2009 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PonyPotato (Post 2698395)
Cinn, it's not actually BRUISED. Rather, the suction causes small capillaries to burst, and so it seems "flushed" rather than bruised.

Ahhh...I wasn't thinking about the suction so much as the...thrusting, shall we say.


Interesting.

KellyC 09-06-2009 02:46 PM

My nephrologist friend said he often see men come when he gave them prostate exams.

Charlatan 09-06-2009 03:41 PM

So if I have a doctor friend he/she will want to blow smoke up my ass too?

GreyWolf 10-03-2009 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by loquitur (Post 2683611)
He sends you stuff like this:

Gives new meaning to the expression "having smoke blown up your ass"!!:)

And a one thing you NEVER want to hear from your friend who's a urologist is "Uh-oh" when he's in the middle of your vasectomy!!!

tisonlyi 10-03-2009 04:08 PM

Would you have to go outside and do this on the street nowadays?

I wonder if there are any clini... *disappears to google for a while*

Salem 10-13-2009 04:51 PM

That's a medical TMI, that I will more than likely whip out in a conversation one day.


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