loquitur

He sends you stuff like this:

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genuinegirly

Er... yeah. That's a little bit of medical history I might have been better off not knowing.

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Anormalguy

That certainly gives a new meaning to "having a smoke."

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nomcat

Yeah but how cool would the ensuing fart be!?

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purplelirpa

And I thought a vagina smoking a cigarette was cool...

The_Jazz

Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

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Halx

Here's what I know from having a dentist friend: They can tell if you gave a blowjob the night before. If you did it right, the top of your mouth will be bruised.

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PonyPotato

Hal: My dentist friend told Reddit the same thing recently. A lot of people were interested.

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HeadFaceLeg

thats pretty cool..
BUT,
if i woke up on a crowded sunny beach riding a smoke enema machine having been, 'resusitated', im pretty sure id run right back into the sea. this time near the sharp rocks.

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*mumbles some sort of joke about smoke rings*

Meathed

(No new source material)


*mumbles some sort of joke about reddit*

CinnamonGirl

All right. This is bugging me. Why would the TOP of your mouth be bruised? Seems to me, that means you're doing it wrong...

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PonyPotato

Cinn, it's not actually BRUISED. Rather, the suction causes small capillaries to burst, and so it seems "flushed" rather than bruised.

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Daniel_

I demand proof.

My father's a dentist. Pop over here and we'll set up a trial...

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SSJTWIZTA

shit! i want to try it!

nomcat's fart question helped this decision.

/sarc

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CinnamonGirl

Ahhh...I wasn't thinking about the suction so much as the...thrusting, shall we say.


Interesting.

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KellyC

My nephrologist friend said he often see men come when he gave them prostate exams.

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Charlatan

So if I have a doctor friend he/she will want to blow smoke up my ass too?

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GreyWolf

Gives new meaning to the expression "having smoke blown up your ass"!!

And a one thing you NEVER want to hear from your friend who's a urologist is "Uh-oh" when he's in the middle of your vasectomy!!!

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tisonlyi

Would you have to go outside and do this on the street nowadays?

I wonder if there are any clini... *disappears to google for a while*

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Salem

That's a medical TMI, that I will more than likely whip out in a conversation one day.