KirStang

On lonely nights I cuddle my M4. Just kidding! Or Am I? =P

Being single. Anyone ever get the urge to just seduce everything with two legs and a nice body (preferably of the opposite sex )?

FelixP

Fair enough. My point is this:I have trust issues and I'm a complete pussy when it comes to women, and I cover it up by lashing out and inflicting (emotional) pain on them before they do it to me. That being said, LET'S GET WASTED!

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squeeeb

im 40.

yes i can.

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that urge is the only reason i leave my cave every day. sadly, i am a complete fail at it, hence my singletude.

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so....you're available then?

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LoganSnake

Single as of 2 hours ago.

3 years, 4 months.

I feel like shit.

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squeeeb

dude, i'd buy you a beer if i could. just think, now you are free to find someone even better.

for now, enjoy the pain, use it wisely.

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carrot glace

hit a stripclub, and drink. take me with you.

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thespian86

I had the same thing happen to me last summer bud so I feel your pain; I'm still kind of dealing with it.

I'd also treat you to a tasty beverage if I could but I recommend the following: call a buddy, take a friday off work, and go camping for the weekend. In the woods, not some camp site. Go where you need to do everything for yourself. Bring a couple books, a hammer/nails, water/food, whatever, and build a camp. In essence it's kind of like building a new life for yourself. It worked wonders for me.

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CinnamonGirl

Single, yes. Available, not so much.

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"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

Crack

I might as well be single, even though I "technically" have a girlfriend and a wife at the time of posing this.

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little_tippler

I have been mostly single for a few years now, and though I miss the companionship, I am fiercely independent and like things my own way. I'm not sure I will ever be able to be in a long-term committed relationship again. I want to have kids some day. That is my only hesitation. My last long-term stint ended badly and sometimes I still feel the bitterness even though I'd never take him back. Well, it doesn't help that he married the rebound girl. But I'm pretty sure I still got the better deal.

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We are ever unapparent. What we are
Cannot be transfused into word or book.
Our soul from us is infinitely far.
However much we give our thoughts the will
To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.

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wooÐs

*eyes squeeb's pants*

I'm sorry. I feel your misery.
This makes me sad for you. You could be preventing yourself from being happIER.

squeeeb

so, after reading this thread, i've been thinking about all my failed attempts at meeting women, and i've come to the realization that i will live the rest of my life single, and die single. this blows like the cold, harsh north wind, but i've accepted it, and i have alcohol and porn to ease the pain.

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CinnamonGirl

Well, alcohol and porn won't cheat on you. They also won't act like an idiot in front of your mother, whine when you want to hang out with your friends, or get mad when you stay out late.

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"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

Xerxys

Well, CinnamonGirl ...

"Well, alcohol and porn won't cheat on you."
-Porn constantly has gangbangs and alcohol constantly tells you the wrong things, wouldn't that be cheating? Haven't you ever seen this scenario ??


"They also won't act like an idiot in front of your mother"
- But how will your mom react, when she sees naughty housewives 4??



"whine when you want to hang out with your friends, or get mad when you stay out late."
- tell it to these folks ...



Can anyone tell I'm having fun??

CinnamonGirl

I'm totally sticking my tongue out at you right now, xerx

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"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

squeeeb

that big chick....in the regret poster.....yeah, right now....i'd hit it. i think every week of being single is equivalent to a beer. i've had about a keg right now....

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Plan9

Yeah, bro... you and I aren't very different on the inside, I'd imagine.

I'm more of a Misfits / Black Flag / Op Ivy kinda guy.

...

Finding girls that appreciate punk music? Nearly impossible, I say.

Seems to me that most of the ones that do like it don't have a future.

I have yet to find a girl that actually owns a Black Flag CD.

...

Perhaps my musical taste keeps me single. That and being 90% asshole.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

FelixP

God's gotta put his dick somewhere when he bends you over the bed.

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wooÐs

It's good to have goals.

Tully Mars

I'm single. I see no reason to be bitter about it. Right now that's the way I prefer it. Some day that may change, right now though I'm happy to get up each day and decide what I want to do or what to (or not to) spend money on. That's not saying if the right woman appeared in my life tomorrow I'd pass. But she'd have to be a damn near prefect match.

I do wish several of my friends would stop with the "Have you met _________? She's really nice and really single." Why do other people assume you need an SO if you're single? Why do they feel it's their mission in life to find you someone? I will never understand people who do this.

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MaxPowers

I am single. The only thing I miss about being with someone is what happens between 10pm-6am. Everyone loves sex, and I am a sucker for sleeping and cuddling with someone. Sometimes I think about how I should get married and start a family. Then I go to walmart and get to hear all the kids scream and cry. I get so much more done and I can do what I want. I love it being single.

Punk.of.Ages

I have ways of getting this without committing to a relationship...

Single's the way to be.

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Plan9

Subtle!

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

FlatLand Flyer

Been single for six months now. I am lonely and have no skills when it comes to meeting women. I have drank more alcohol in the past 6 months than the previous 10 years combined.

Oddly, the only things I miss is the sex (though rare it was anyway), my dog, and the extra income.

I have lost 35 pounds, stopped smoking, been paying down my (our) debt, look better than I ever have, yet have zero confidence in myself.

Fuck my life

n0nsensical

Cheer up guys, I have a girlfriend but I've been alone for most of the last 3 days because she can't stand being around me.

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fiatguy85

I too have been single for a while now...it's not so bad

CinnamonGirl

Then why is she your girlfriend? Am I missing something here?

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"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

lostgirl

Because it isn't true, I went out of my way to bring him stuff at work today. I was holding him and having a good evening last night and tonight until just recently. Then we had a bit of an argument and I left to blow off some steam. It's never good to write when angry. I should stop. /threadjack

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Punk.of.Ages

Uh oh...

Once again I'll say:

I love being single!

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bazkitcase5

I am 25 and been single for a long time

most days I am happy with it, but then there are other days...

I am more in line with Xerxys and others, but I guess that is why I like reading the many threads on this site

wooÐs

A good friend of mine keeps telling me, 'It's better to be single than to wish you were.'

CinnamonGirl

Cheers to that!

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"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

Tully Mars

Ditto

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LordEden

I think people only want to hook up the people who don't want to be hooked up. Those of us who want to be hooked up, never get the chance.

Single since 2005ish. Don't enjoy it at all, wish I was dating someone, but the gods have other ideas for me. That and I have huge self-esteem issues. I think I am the sexiest man on the planet, but the mirror never lies.

Went two years without getting laid and then partied, drank, slipped and fell into the vagoo of my best friend's ex. Fun while it lasted and then shit blew-up.

Brodie: "That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard. I mean, look at you. You're the kind of guy who would beg for sex. And I should know, we can smell our own."

This thread made me think of my favorite mallrats quote. No, I'm not making fun of anyone, I can smell them too. Hell, I'd like to be able to talk to any woman I've had sex with that doesn't have a conversation ending with them storming off or yelling about "Where I tried to stick it".

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stonefaceddog

Total agreement here. going on just over 5 years of a completely loveless marriage. I wish I were single-then I could at least have fun. Its like being in prison-no fun or money for me. Nothing like getting yelled at for everything all the time. The worst part is I never figured it would come to this. Been thinking divorce for about a year-can't pull the trigger yet despite being miserable. Soon, hopefully

Master_Shake

Single and sad.

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wooÐs

Remember you're not alone.

dlish

i dont lose my 'single' tag until i marry the 4th wife...

currently looking for the second wife...

only Ratbastid can help me...

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The_Jazz

dlish, you think 4 women will be momentarily dumb enough to fall for your bullshit? It's absolutely amazing that you managed just ONE! Don't be greedy.

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Plan9

Dude, I got married after I got back from a goofy army survival school. I think my response to, "Let's get married!" was a muffled "Muh-huh?" in between bites off the giant slab of cake my emaciated form was inhaling. If I can do... any idiot can do it. Multiple times, at that. It's EEEEZZZZ.

Dlish is much better looking than I am -and- is better at using Ye Olde English language. He could totally bag a large number of voomen.

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