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Old 06-30-2009, 12:42 AM   #81 (permalink)
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Yeah...

I ate the bug. Shit like that doesn't bug me at all.

... and, once again, dead babies are always, always funny!
I worked as a EMT for a few years and every time there was a baby involved in a car accident my stomach couldn't handle it, 9 times out 10 they didn't resemble anything close to a baby.
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Old 06-30-2009, 12:47 AM   #82 (permalink)
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... Yeah, I'm an insensitive fuck sometimes.

Probably my own fault for being an asshole in the wrong thread...
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Old 06-30-2009, 12:57 AM   #83 (permalink)
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after working at a dairy farm not a whole lot of the regular stuff grosses me out, I pretty much delt with feces and they had piles a couple piles of dead cows hanging around beside the road i had to take to where I worked. But a few other things weird me out

dirty feet
babys hands .... so gross
hobos, especially ones that smell like pee
whatever that smell is in my kitchen sink, my room mates dont like to do the dishes.... ever
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Old 06-30-2009, 03:46 AM   #84 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:30 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Old 07-01-2009, 02:43 AM   #86 (permalink)
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Moving shit?

I've yet to come across this.
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Old 07-01-2009, 08:15 AM   #87 (permalink)
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Moving shit?

I've yet to come across this.
you have to see the thread about the Zerg creep found in North Carolina.
It looks like shit, its disgusting.
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:33 AM   #88 (permalink)
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I swallowed a bug once. It took a while, which was the worst part. It was caught in my throat, and it was either vomit the bug, or swallow it down. And that was tough, since it was still alive, and trying to crawl out!

A close second to that, I was reading a men's magazine (FHM, Maxim, don't remember which) article about the methods of torture used in the middle ages. Half way through the article, I got sick to my stomach. All those nasty, gorey instruments of pain and death were too much for me, and I wonder how bad the author felt. The worst ones where this thing called the Pear of Agony, and a particularly nasty way of sawing a person in half.

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I have another one, I got queezy writing this post. So that makes 3 things that gross me out.
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:36 AM   #89 (permalink)
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I swallowed a bug once. It took a while, which was the worst part. It was caught in my throat, and it was either vomit the bug, or swallow it down. And that was tough, since it was still alive, and trying to crawl out!
I can't even count how many times I've woken up and hawked up a spider with my morning loogie....

So gross.
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:36 AM   #90 (permalink)
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Old 07-01-2009, 12:00 PM   #91 (permalink)
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Let's see if I can make it through this post without passing out or vomiting (I did just eat pizza).

The thought of someone intentionally cutting themselves makes my system want to reset. I've known a few people who have slit their wrists (unsuccessfully), and visualizing the sensation of intentionally inflicting a bleeding injury and feeling the lifeblood run out of you as you get light headed.....*barf*

There was a series of pictures online showing a european (dutch?) 'emo' cutter girl that someone linked me to. I only looked at the first two, plus the thumbnails, but this was dissection-level self mutilation. I read an article (or forum post or something) that I'd found when trying to find out if the pics were fake or not that said something along the lines of "clearly, this person is an experienced cutter with a good idea of anatomy...in one pic it is obvious that she has carefully sliced into her bicep as deep as she could without severing the brachiel artery."

That single sentence is burned into my brain forever as the grossest thing I've ever read.

I...am going to go get a drink of water now. Please don't search for those pictures, they're out there.
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Old 07-01-2009, 12:05 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Old 07-01-2009, 06:43 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Old 07-01-2009, 07:25 PM   #94 (permalink)
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Old 08-17-2009, 01:50 AM   #95 (permalink)
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This has only happened to me once. And if it ever does happen to you, you won't forget it.

I was having a casual conversation with a guy in one of my classes (I was in college at this point.) He had this massive whitehead on his nose. Only it wasn't only white - it had a green tint to it as well. It was the nastiest thing I'd ever seen on any face in my life. After a minute or so, I couldn't even look at him. I was just like, 'm hm... uh huh... yeah...' Disgusting :/.
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Old 08-17-2009, 06:24 AM   #96 (permalink)
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people that blow their noses in restaurants. wtf?


ps. omg. pear of torture. i know now to never google anything you people speak of.
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Old 08-17-2009, 06:37 AM   #97 (permalink)
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Old 08-17-2009, 06:52 AM   #98 (permalink)
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The scent of other men. I do not like how other men smell. Especially old ones.

on that note, I was at the gym on the elliptical, about 20 minutes in to the workout, some old lady, probably in her 70's got on the machine next to me, I felt like I was cross country skiing my way through mothballtopia and nearly had to vomit by the time I was done.
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Old 08-17-2009, 07:03 AM   #99 (permalink)
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Old 08-17-2009, 03:30 PM   #100 (permalink)
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... Yeah, I'm an insensitive fuck sometimes.

Probably my own fault for being an asshole in the wrong thread...
Funny, not necessarily. Delicious, always.



That aside, women and children. Both horrify me.
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Old 08-17-2009, 03:47 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Old 08-17-2009, 10:36 PM   #102 (permalink)
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Old 08-18-2009, 08:23 AM   #103 (permalink)
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Knowing that there is a thread of this nature really grosses me out. I can't read it, so I don't know what all of you are posting. But, I can imagine. And that is just too much for me.
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Old 08-18-2009, 04:24 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Needles gross me out every time.

One of the things that truly grosses me out the most is cleaning what we call the "butt trays" at work. Basically when a bottle of beer comes back before it goes through a full wash it goes into the washer upside down and gets sprayed out so things inside fall out into a tray. The most common is cigarette butts. OLD cigarette butts, which are now WET old cigarette butts. It is truly the most revolting thing I have ever smelled. As a side note, don't put shit in your empty beer bottle. Put it where it belongs, in the garbage.
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Old 08-18-2009, 07:43 PM   #105 (permalink)
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I'm confused I think.
Do you work at a recycling plant or something?
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Old 08-18-2009, 08:56 PM   #106 (permalink)
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Nothing grosses me out. I watched 2girls1cup, BME pain olympics, etc. Sure I cringed, but it's not like I gagged. I have eaten live insects in the woods, drank lake water when I could see live clams just inches below the surface, held every manner of worm, grub and larvae (I am an entomologist) and many, many live roaches, scorpions, and today even a live, massive wasp. It was dying, that's why I was so brave with it

Anyways, I have pics, if you would like to see the huge wasp. hehe.

I've had shit on me (wife's a vet; animals shit when scared), piss on me, barf...blood. Guts. Hell I ate cookies while I observed a C-section on a bulldog. Dog blood has a strange smell that permeates the room. Cookies were good though, and I was hungry.

I don't think I could eaten rotting flesh. That would most likely gross me out. That's about all I can think of though. As far as literally any day-to-day grossness, nope. Nothing.
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Old 08-18-2009, 09:07 PM   #107 (permalink)
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I was a vet tech for a couple years. I was able to assist in a c-section on a massively obese bulldog. There were 12 puppies. So cute! But I wasn't bothered by that either. I assisted in quite a few vet surgeries, including my own cat's spaying.

I'm fascinated with blood, guts and death in general. Came very close to attending school to become a mortician but once I hit the orientation, I ran screaming. It was like a black, southern baptist church and I was the minority - right down to the 'Amen!' after someone spoke. That's the best way I can describe it. So I reserve my interests for a hobby more or less.

But I do still get grossed out by things - since I started up the thread and all lol.
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Old 08-18-2009, 09:24 PM   #108 (permalink)
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Hehe, well here's a pic from earlier today. Sorry it's a bit fuzzy.
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/members...velvet-ant.jpg

Another one, today as well. I stole her prize to feed my pond fish. Looking at her eye to eye while she sized me up (hovering in front of my face) was a little intimidating.
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/members...e-big-bugs.jpg

edit: One more. the cicada, before he was fish food. I postured him to look awake, but he was permanently paralyzed by the cicada killer in the previous pic.
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/members...rison-cell.jpg
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Old 08-19-2009, 09:55 AM   #109 (permalink)
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Holy crap! Too cool!

You caught these in the wild?? Or did you have them already? Bugs are one thing I'm not cool with. So I'm ok with pics but I'd be a basket case if I saw those things irl.... alive.

*shudder*
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Old 08-19-2009, 10:56 AM   #110 (permalink)
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I catch many things in the wild. When I have the time, I live in the wild . I almost don't mean that metaphorically at all. I used to stay in the woods (no pun intended, honest) alot more than I do now.

However, these critters are in my back yard. I can explain what the series of pics means in better detail. First the ecology.
The cicada killer is a solitary wasp that digs a burrow, captures cicadas, and stashes them, alive and paralyzed, in chambers within the burrow. From there she lays an egg on the cicada and her larvae feed on the live insect until they reach maturity.

As you know, there is always someone bigger and badder than the bully. Well in this case, it's smaller but much badder. Enter the velvet ant. It's actually another solitary wasp, but the female is wingless and confused as a ant. The stinger is about 1cm long, huge by any standard, and the sting is extraordinarily painful. I witnessed my grandfather (a WWII vet) shed a tear when he was stung by one. It's that painful.
http://wildflowers.jdcc.edu/Cow_Ant.JPG

Anyways, the velvet ant species we are covering forages all day for a cicada killer burrow, and when it finds one it lays an egg on the larva of the cicada killer wasp. It then eats both wasp larvae and cicada. It is designed to deflect the harpoon-like stinger of the cicada killer with heavy body armor. I have seen one run over by a truck that kept going. I'm serious.

Now, back to the pics. I believe the first wasp (the one I'm holding) lost a battle with a velvet ant. It appeared to have been stung under the right wing. It was convulsing and if you could say they feel pain, this one would be accurately described that way. If you fight with a velvet ant, you're going to lose. Period.

The second pic was another female cicada killer, trying to get away from me with her catch. She tried to fly too soon and hit the grass, where I simply walked up and took her cicada. She can get another one easily enough, and the cicada is good food for the bluegills in my pond

The last pic, the cicada, is perfectly paralyzed yet still alive. Well he was. Now he's halfway through a fish gut. hehe.

If I catch another live male cicada, I'll show you what they do when you touch their belly. They scream extremely loud.
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Old 08-19-2009, 11:09 AM   #111 (permalink)
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I feel like I'm reading something from the Discovery Channel. I'm interested! Yeah post or shoot me some pics and info. I'm liking this .
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Old 08-19-2009, 02:48 PM   #112 (permalink)
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I'm confused I think.
Do you work at a recycling plant or something?
At a brewery.
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Old 08-19-2009, 05:14 PM   #113 (permalink)
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Old 08-19-2009, 06:47 PM   #114 (permalink)
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Old 08-20-2009, 10:59 AM   #115 (permalink)
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I feel like I'm reading something from the Discovery Channel. I'm interested! Yeah post or shoot me some pics and info. I'm liking this .
I'm looking

Sometimes they come to my bugzapper. Right now they do it fairly often because the population is high. I'm checking it every night
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Old 08-20-2009, 11:22 AM   #116 (permalink)
 
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Old 08-20-2009, 11:56 AM   #117 (permalink)
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I lead a charmed life.

I stepped out and I was chilling on the upstairs deck midway between floors and saw something of interest to you, wooÐs.

Anyways, I'll let the pics speak for themselves. haha.
See it?


Now do you see it?


It was a young male, not old enough to make noise yet. It takes a few days after emerging before they can really sing.
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Old 08-20-2009, 06:02 PM   #118 (permalink)
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Step on it and post a picture of it's guts on ur shoe!!!

Hm - maybe this is calling for a 'post gross stuff' thread lol. Within certain limits, of course.

He looks small. But I'm assuming that bump I see on the tree in the first pic is it. So it is indeed NOT small. Holy crap I'd scream like a school girl if I came across that thing.

And no, I didn't see it lol.
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Old 08-20-2009, 11:22 PM   #119 (permalink)
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eye surgery.

If I watch it on tv, my eyes start to water and I can't look.
i couldn't agree more....i would also have to add feet and im sorry to say but old ppl hair
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Old 08-21-2009, 05:40 AM   #120 (permalink)
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im sorry to say but old ppl hair
aaahahahaha!

I used to cut hair. I HATED IT when old people would come in. A lot of them get mole-growth things on their head and I wanted to puke every time my comb would pick across one of those things when I'd try to glide the comb through their hair lol. ugh *bleh*
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