Church pastor caught robbing banks
 

http://www.kfor.com/Global/story.asp...5&nav=6uy6FIZu

I'm still trying to deicde if this is funny or just pathetic.

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At least he wasn't fucking a little boy.

I find that funny and even more so because it happens in my home state.

God love religion.


It's the cause and cure for all of lifes problems.

Thought that was alcohol

what was he gonna do with it? i mean, he can't do all the fun stuff.
then again, i feel this is more scary than funny. serial killers do things for no reason just to get caught - maybe this guy was crying for help.

lmao:D

Damn those tithe bags weren't enough for him?

Exactly what I was thinking.

Heh, the stereotypes rear their heads once again.

Catholics have fucked up sex problems.

Baptists have fucked up money problems.

I thought baptists were the ones that sang alot? (Editors note: Maybe they sing about their money problems? It IS in oklahoma after all. They could be singing a country song)

Good point.

These types of stories don't surprise me anymore. I guess it's funny because these people claim to be more "in-touch" with "God" than the rest of us. Despite their pious appearances, religious figures seem equally flawed as (or even more flawed than) the rest of us.

I have met hundreds of 'preechurs' in my life. A few are honest, caring and sincere. For everyone of those there are 897 that are the phoniest SOBs every born. In our little corner of the world there is a church on almost every other corner in town and a few in the middle of the block and don't forget those that have moved into empty stores on Main Street (Yeah! It's Main Street just like the sign says - not Parkplace or Boardwalk or whatever). What I see most is that these people do not work! They do not get dirty! they do not worry about anything because they all are up close and personal with a large group of totally inane assholes that will give them almost anything they want and blindly throw cash into a pot for them to steal later. At least this guy made no bones about being a flat out and out theif! Then you have the totally phony asses on TV with Rolexes on both arms up to their elbows - but that's another story.

Well Porsche, isn't it nice to live in the prime center of civilization?

I swear, Oklahoma and preachers, are we blessed or what? Every preacher my church had when I was growing up needed more money, a bigger parsonage, and they bred like rabbits. I was not impressed.

By the way I was forced for 16 years or so to attend the Church of Christ. There was only one rule. If you're having fun, stop it.

Being a preacher is just a job to me like any other. It makes no one special. He could have just gone out and got another job instead of being a waste.

knew they were evil

When you take a vow of poverty you resort to stupid things... He could have been mugging people?

Maybe he was on a mission from God