Bad case of the "perma-nips"
 

You know what I really hate? I hate how my nipples are permanently hard...I mean...I'm a guy... we're not supposed to be showing that kind of stuff around town. I have termed this condition "perma-nip".

Does anyone besides me have this problem?

I feel like I should tape them down or something.

If you do have this condition, how do you cope?

That brings back memories of Rachel on Friends. Man, that show really wasn't funny.

Women with this problem generally wear thicker fabrics.

can you milk them?

no, on a serious note..is it cold in NC?

Unfortunately they're good for nothing...and no it's not cold here, nor is it cold in my work area. It could be 100 frickin' degrees outside and there they are just poking out all bold and proud. Fabrics don't matter much it's like pushing a knife behind something -sure it may block a little bit but eventually it's coming through.

How about pasting a couple "corn cushions" over your perma-nips so you don't have this problem of pronounced protrusions permanently projecting from your person?

It seems that one of these on each perma-nip would reduce the visible protrusion:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...s--foam-9-.jpg

I say who cares, sport them proudly!

That is something to be proud of.

Pierce them, or paint them with black nail polish!

Do they get rubbed raw by your shirts? That used to happen to me.
I eventually gained enough weight where it didn't happen any more, though.

Pierce them!

wear tight t-shirts and stand tall. Show em off.

just tell everyone that your girlfriend has recently taken on a dominant role

Be careful if you're going running...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1093/...928e7eb923.jpg

I think they do actually make nipple guards to avoid chafing, though.

oh.my.fucking.god.

Ouch! Holy bat crap Batman!

If you have an erection, people don't mind the nipples so much.

"The nipples were sensitive the other day. It was a good day." - Native American saying (not really)

Oh lord. Thank God I wear a bra.

It looks like he's lactating.. but blood not milk.


That picture has helped me come up with what you can do....


You should go shirtless 24/7.

I thought I hid that picture...it must have leaked :(

That picture is ouch.

Haha, that one's actually a fake (from The Office). But when I did a quick search, it looks like some people really do have chafing to the point of bleeding nipples.

Makes me cringe to think about it.

Oh, haha, how did I not realize that was Andy?

Also, mmmm Nick Frost.

I have the same issue, and no I don't have a solution. However, after 35 years of life no one has ever commented on it, or teased about it, so I don't think it's a big deal. On the plus side, I do love when they are played with. Particularly the left one.

I'm not so sure, those don't look very tapered on the edges. Seems like that would go from having slightly visible nipples to freakish inch-wide nipples sticking out.

You could always wear a padded "bro".