Greg Gutfeld and the rest of Red Eye Panelists.........Fuck You - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

robot_parade · 03-23-2009, 08:17 PM

Dear Canadians,

We're sorry. Somehow, our country has been infested with douchebags. They elected GWB, they keep Fox News in business. The rest of us are sorry. Sorrier than you can possibly know.

-RP

achtungbaby · 03-23-2009, 08:36 PM

Apology accepted. Now you can get back to the business of beating us at baseball, and we'll beat you at hockey. Neither culture will know when either happens, and we'll all get back to being happy dammit.

By the way, we apologize for Celine Dion and Basketball (oh wait, you guys liked the latter). Call it even?

glasscutter43 · 03-24-2009, 06:25 AM

I think i will watch the Fox network tonight so I can e-mail a list of advertisers whose products I will refuse to purchase as long as Gutfeld is on TV.

silent_jay · 03-24-2009, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by The Faba

My question to you is this: If you are so upset about this segment, how did you feel about Steven Colbert's similar comment in Spring 2006(?) when he said that there would be many more jobs opening up because soldiers were getting killed overseas? Where was the outrage then? Especially considering that RedEye wasn't making fun of dead soldiers... Or does your outrage only pertain to Canadian troops, not for life in general? I'm not looking for a response, I just want you to consider that question yourself.

What is the name of the channel that Colbert is broadscast on? Hmmmm let me see, does it have the word 'news' in the title? What is the name of the channel Red Eye is broadcast on? Hmmmmm let me see, does it have the word 'news' in the title? I'm not looking for a response, I just want you to consider that question yourself.

james t kirk · 03-24-2009, 04:26 PM

I heard on the news that one of these butt heads on the show was supposed to go to Edmonton next week and do a comedy show at the local club. The owner of the club cancelled this guy's ticket saying that he couldn't guarantee his safety. (And he'd be right about that!)

Edmonton I believe is home to the Princess Patricia's Light Infantry. (Many of their ranks have served in Afghanistan or are there now.)

Gawd, how I wish they had let that guy do that show....and sent some free tickets to the Pats.

I would have jumped on a plane just to see that.

beyonce · 03-24-2009, 08:17 PM

Just heard about this nonsense!! That Gutfeld is DESPICKABLE!! How can they even call themselves hard news they use a stack of newspapers as a panelist, eh! And whats with all the unicorn talk?? Is this whats going on over at FAUX NEWS now?? They're trying to pass off some guy obsessed with Unicorns and cat-dog hybrids as Hard News?? ITS A SAD DAY FOR THOSE STUPID AMERICANS when they're getting their news at 2AM from the likes of Greg GUTLESS!

Faux News Sucks · 03-24-2009, 08:39 PM

I tried making it through that show and it's SOOOO DUMB!!!! The host is so stupid (i think he's a homophob too all this talk about houseboys) and can you believe thye have an OMBUDZMAN? what a loser!!! anyway, watch the Daily Show if you want true LOLZ instead of FAUX NEWS at 3 am!!!11! John stewart'z so f'n funny and so hot too.

Halx · 03-24-2009, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by beyonce

Just heard about this nonsense!! That Gutfeld is DESPICKABLE!! How can they even call themselves hard news they use a stack of newspapers as a panelist, eh! And whats with all the unicorn talk?? Is this whats going on over at FAUX NEWS now?? They're trying to pass off some guy obsessed with Unicorns and cat-dog hybrids as Hard News?? ITS A SAD DAY FOR THOSE STUPID AMERICANS when they're getting their news at 2AM from the likes of Greg GUTLESS!

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Originally Posted by Faux News Sucks

I tried making it through that show and it's SOOOO DUMB!!!! The host is so stupid (i think he's a homophob too all this talk about houseboys) and can you believe thye have an OMBUDZMAN? what a loser!!! anyway, watch the Daily Show if you want true LOLZ instead of FAUX NEWS at 3 am!!!11! John stewart'z so f'n funny and so hot too.

I'm sorry. Is this person 12 years old?

Please, grow up or get out of my forum.

MSD · 03-25-2009, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Halx

I'm sorry. Is this person 12 years old?

Please, grow up or get out of my forum.

Banned for multiple accounts.

cementor · 03-25-2009, 08:55 AM

Once again we see the opinion or ""satire"" of someone with a media outlet represented as the thoughts of a nation. This is pure BS when related to how the rank and file of America see our allies. I personally apologize for having this idiot be a fellow citizen. With that said, I reluctantly defend his right to his opinion and right to spout it off. In the US I believe we are now represented in the media and to a great degree in our government by people that do NOT share the beliefs, ethics and morals of the country as a whole. My basic problem with this guy is ""did he engage his brain before engaging his mouth?""

As for Canadians in particular, they have been historically one of our most steadfast allies. We are extremely dependent upon one another for security due to the shared border. As for those who gave up their lives in service of their country, we all grieve for them and send condolences to their families.

MSD · 03-25-2009, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by silent_jay

Seriously people watch this shit? This is the kind of shit that ruins America's reputation around the world when you have asshats like this spouting off about something he knows nothing about. He didn't know we were in the war, he's more than welcome to come to Trenton to watch a reparation ceremony, or stand on a bridge while the hearses carry our fallen down the Highway of Heroes on their way to Toronto.

That's about all I have to say on the subject for now, fuckin assholes should come to my town and open their mouths, I'm sure we could find a nice piece of forest to rest in.

First of all, no, most people don't watch this shit. Second, you're saying that what the host of some show that .1% of the country watches is what's destroying the reputation of our country, and you're advocating violence against him. Sounds perfectly reasonable.

silent_jay · 03-25-2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MSD

First of all, no, most people don't watch this shit. Second, you're saying that what the host of some show that .1% of the country watches is what's destroying the reputation of our country, and you're advocating violence against him. Sounds perfectly reasonable.

What is most people? Most people you know? Most people on this forum? Most people in the world? Honestly I don't think you speak for most people. How am I advocating violence against him? Show me in the quote you used where I advocated violence against him? Are we reading the same thing, or does it look different on my screen? In that quote no where did I advocate violence against him.

The_Jazz · 03-25-2009, 01:57 PM

Jay, you know I love you, man, right?

But...

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That's about all I have to say on the subject for now, fuckin assholes should come to my town and open their mouths, I'm sure we could find a nice piece of forest to rest in.

Those words didn't come from Ghandi's fingers, bud. "Finding a place in the forest for him" definitely screams "bury the body here, dammit!" to me. But maybe you mean that you're going to leave a trail of breadcrumbs for him to find his way out again, but even that makes me think that you're the evil stepfather from Hansel and Gretle, man.

But I think MSD means that most Americans don't watch him. I don't. I don't know anyone who does. I didn't know who he was until you started this thread. So as a sane American, please don't think that I have anything to do with what that fucknut has to say. You might as well say that I believe the garbage coming out of David Duke's or Matthew Hale's mouth.

Although I do believe everything that the South Park guys have to say about Canada, you floppy-headed freak.

silent_jay · 03-25-2009, 02:17 PM

That's the thing though, people read into what someone types, I never made a violent threat or advocated violence against him, MSD may think I did, but that's his opinion of what I typed. Also I never said "Finding a place in the forest for him", I said "find a nice piece of forest to rest in", big difference. Maybe I meant we have a lot of forest here and we could go for a hike and find a place to rest, but I certainly never said 'bury the body'. I know I'm grasping at straws, but I'm trying

Most may not watch him, but enough obviously do, he's been on the air for a couple of years now, I'm like you, I don't watch him, I don't know anyone who watches him, you have to subscribe to Fox up here and that just isn't worth my money.

South Park has it down with making fun of Canada, I love the beady little eyes they give Canadians.

cdwonderful · 03-25-2009, 03:37 PM

red eye is to news shows what the colbert report is to the RNC platform committee

Charlatan · 03-25-2009, 04:12 PM

The show is on Fox News at 3am. I don't think there is much more to say. We've already given the idiots on that show more attention and a bigger bump in the ratings than they deserve.

silent_jay · 03-26-2009, 05:27 AM

Can your ratings go up at 3am? Aren't you just stuck with cokeheads and crackheads as your main audience, they're the ones who can stay up that late the easiest.

MSD · 03-26-2009, 05:50 AM

Their peak rating had 140,000 viewers, in a country of over 300,000,000. That's what I mean when I say most don't watch.

silent_jay · 03-26-2009, 07:58 AM

Cool, thanks for clarifying MSD, I had no idea what their viewership was, must be hard to get ratings at that time of the night, although I've been up stoned at that time quite often and find myself watching infomercials, for no good reason really, other than I'm too high to change the channel hahaha

cdwonderful · 03-28-2009, 11:16 AM

its a stupid show geared to stupid people.....not really a bad thing, just annoying

MSD · 03-28-2009, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by silent_jay

Cool, thanks for clarifying MSD, I had no idea what their viewership was, must be hard to get ratings at that time of the night, although I've been up stoned at that time quite often and find myself watching infomercials, for no good reason really, other than I'm too high to change the channel hahaha

It's hard enough when you have a sense of humor. I can fully sympathize with watching infomercials high, although I also do it out of sheer boredom and insomnia at times.

Kiwdahc · 02-06-2010, 01:20 AM

This show is obviously a comedy show and they are obviously joking. You guys are running around throwing a hissy fit about a comedy show joking about MANY countries including themselves. You may call Americans ignorant but I would have to say that you guys on these forums are the ignorant ones for not being able to distinguish between an real news show and a comedy show.

ObieX · 02-06-2010, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by cdwonderful

its a stupid show geared to stupid people.....not really a bad thing, just annoying

Pretty much. It's comedy. It may not be a form of comedy that everyone likes... but its comedy. In fact its comedy that is MEANT to OFFEND. If you are offended by something coming from this show then the show is doing its job. Its not a serious show and it really doesn't matter what the channel its on is called.

Watch 5 minutes of any episode and you will see how seriously they take stuff.
Red Eye - Full Episodes and Clips streaming online for free - Hulu

Poppinjay · 02-06-2010, 03:29 AM

I would hate to encourage anybody to leave this wonderful place. But Kiwdahc, you are so wrong and so obtuse that you should probably never post on the innertubes again. Please consider that.

Fohur2 · 02-14-2010, 04:17 PM

You linked to Hulu in a post about Canada

SSJTWIZTA · 02-14-2010, 04:39 PM

Benson...you shouldnt take anything he says seriously, ever. EVER.

FoolThemAll · 02-22-2010, 11:59 PM

Christ.

My dad used to get upset at every little pessimistic joke Jon Stewart would make about the war. He'd wave his arms and shout out the term 'anti-american' every few minutes. Stewart was happy that the war was going badly. He was taking joy in the misery of American soldiers.

I wonder why I'm reminded of that hysterical reaction to a bunch of stupid fucking jokes told by a mediocre comedian. Probably nothing.

Jinn · 02-23-2010, 09:22 AM

The Office - Dwight's Tribute to Canada - Video - NBC.com

My only contribution to this thread, aside to say that anyone who takes anything on Fox News seriously deserves what they get, and that most people who do take anything on Fox News seriously are a lost cause for the rest of the sane population of the world.

03-24-2009, 06:25 AM	#43 (permalink)
glasscutter43 Insane Location: Vancouver Island BC	I think i will watch the Fox network tonight so I can e-mail a list of advertisers whose products I will refuse to purchase as long as Gutfeld is on TV. __________________ Book 'em Danno

03-25-2009, 08:55 AM	#50 (permalink)
cementor Crazy Location: Denver	Once again we see the opinion or ""satire"" of someone with a media outlet represented as the thoughts of a nation. This is pure BS when related to how the rank and file of America see our allies. I personally apologize for having this idiot be a fellow citizen. With that said, I reluctantly defend his right to his opinion and right to spout it off. In the US I believe we are now represented in the media and to a great degree in our government by people that do NOT share the beliefs, ethics and morals of the country as a whole. My basic problem with this guy is ""did he engage his brain before engaging his mouth?"" As for Canadians in particular, they have been historically one of our most steadfast allies. We are extremely dependent upon one another for security due to the shared border. As for those who gave up their lives in service of their country, we all grieve for them and send condolences to their families. __________________ Cementor If I was any better I'd have to be twins!

03-25-2009, 02:17 PM	#54 (permalink)
silent_jay Her Jay Location: Ontario for now....	That's the thing though, people read into what someone types, I never made a violent threat or advocated violence against him, MSD may think I did, but that's his opinion of what I typed. Also I never said "Finding a place in the forest for him", I said "find a nice piece of forest to rest in", big difference. Maybe I meant we have a lot of forest here and we could go for a hike and find a place to rest, but I certainly never said 'bury the body'. I know I'm grasping at straws, but I'm trying Most may not watch him, but enough obviously do, he's been on the air for a couple of years now, I'm like you, I don't watch him, I don't know anyone who watches him, you have to subscribe to Fox up here and that just isn't worth my money. South Park has it down with making fun of Canada, I love the beady little eyes they give Canadians. __________________ Absence makes the heart grow fonder Last edited by silent_jay; 03-25-2009 at 02:20 PM..

03-25-2009, 03:37 PM	#55 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	red eye is to news shows what the colbert report is to the RNC platform committee __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

03-25-2009, 04:12 PM	#56 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	The show is on Fox News at 3am. I don't think there is much more to say. We've already given the idiots on that show more attention and a bigger bump in the ratings than they deserve. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-23-2009, 08:17 PM	#41 (permalink)
robot_parade Junkie Location: San Antonio, TX	Dear Canadians, We're sorry. Somehow, our country has been infested with douchebags. They elected GWB, they keep Fox News in business. The rest of us are sorry. Sorrier than you can possibly know. -RP

03-23-2009, 08:36 PM	#42 (permalink)
achtungbaby Upright	Apology accepted. Now you can get back to the business of beating us at baseball, and we'll beat you at hockey. Neither culture will know when either happens, and we'll all get back to being happy dammit. By the way, we apologize for Celine Dion and Basketball (oh wait, you guys liked the latter). Call it even?

03-24-2009, 04:26 PM	#45 (permalink)
james t kirk Junkie Location: Toronto	I heard on the news that one of these butt heads on the show was supposed to go to Edmonton next week and do a comedy show at the local club. The owner of the club cancelled this guy's ticket saying that he couldn't guarantee his safety. (And he'd be right about that!) Edmonton I believe is home to the Princess Patricia's Light Infantry. (Many of their ranks have served in Afghanistan or are there now.) Gawd, how I wish they had let that guy do that show....and sent some free tickets to the Pats. I would have jumped on a plane just to see that.

03-24-2009, 08:17 PM	#46 (permalink)
beyonce Upright	Just heard about this nonsense!! That Gutfeld is DESPICKABLE!! How can they even call themselves hard news they use a stack of newspapers as a panelist, eh! And whats with all the unicorn talk?? Is this whats going on over at FAUX NEWS now?? They're trying to pass off some guy obsessed with Unicorns and cat-dog hybrids as Hard News?? ITS A SAD DAY FOR THOSE STUPID AMERICANS when they're getting their news at 2AM from the likes of Greg GUTLESS!

03-24-2009, 08:39 PM	#47 (permalink)
Faux News Sucks Banned	I tried making it through that show and it's SOOOO DUMB!!!! The host is so stupid (i think he's a homophob too all this talk about houseboys) and can you believe thye have an OMBUDZMAN? what a loser!!! anyway, watch the Daily Show if you want true LOLZ instead of FAUX NEWS at 3 am!!!11! John stewart'z so f'n funny and so hot too.

03-26-2009, 05:27 AM	#57 (permalink)
silent_jay Her Jay Location: Ontario for now....	Can your ratings go up at 3am? Aren't you just stuck with cokeheads and crackheads as your main audience, they're the ones who can stay up that late the easiest. __________________ Absence makes the heart grow fonder

03-26-2009, 05:50 AM	#58 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	Their peak rating had 140,000 viewers, in a country of over 300,000,000. That's what I mean when I say most don't watch.

03-26-2009, 07:58 AM	#59 (permalink)
silent_jay Her Jay Location: Ontario for now....	Cool, thanks for clarifying MSD, I had no idea what their viewership was, must be hard to get ratings at that time of the night, although I've been up stoned at that time quite often and find myself watching infomercials, for no good reason really, other than I'm too high to change the channel hahaha __________________ Absence makes the heart grow fonder

03-28-2009, 11:16 AM	#60 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	its a stupid show geared to stupid people.....not really a bad thing, just annoying __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

02-06-2010, 01:20 AM	#62 (permalink)
Kiwdahc Upright	Lol. This show is obviously a comedy show and they are obviously joking. You guys are running around throwing a hissy fit about a comedy show joking about MANY countries including themselves. You may call Americans ignorant but I would have to say that you guys on these forums are the ignorant ones for not being able to distinguish between an real news show and a comedy show.

02-06-2010, 03:29 AM	#64 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	I would hate to encourage anybody to leave this wonderful place. But Kiwdahc, you are so wrong and so obtuse that you should probably never post on the innertubes again. Please consider that. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

02-14-2010, 04:17 PM	#65 (permalink)
Fohur2 Crazy	You linked to Hulu in a post about Canada

02-14-2010, 04:39 PM	#66 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	Benson...you shouldnt take anything he says seriously, ever. EVER. __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

02-22-2010, 11:59 PM	#67 (permalink)
FoolThemAll Walking is Still Honest Location: Seattle, WA	Christ. My dad used to get upset at every little pessimistic joke Jon Stewart would make about the war. He'd wave his arms and shout out the term 'anti-american' every few minutes. Stewart was happy that the war was going badly. He was taking joy in the misery of American soldiers. I wonder why I'm reminded of that hysterical reaction to a bunch of stupid fucking jokes told by a mediocre comedian. Probably nothing. __________________ I wonder if we're stuck in Rome.

02-23-2010, 09:22 AM	#68 (permalink)
Jinn Lover - Protector - Teacher Location: Seattle, WA	The Office - Dwight's Tribute to Canada - Video - NBC.com My only contribution to this thread, aside to say that anyone who takes anything on Fox News seriously deserves what they get, and that most people who do take anything on Fox News seriously are a lost cause for the rest of the sane population of the world. __________________ "I'm typing on a computer of science, which is being sent by science wires to a little science server where you can access it. I'm not typing on a computer of philosophy or religion or whatever other thing you think can be used to understand the universe because they're a poor substitute in the role of understanding the universe which exists independent from ourselves." - Willravel