World's King

Click here if you <3 bacon too...





Damn... the internet is awesome...

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noodle

Didn't Shalafi do this not too long ago? You guys are hilarious.

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Plan9

That's all I get? One strip? I am unsatisfied!

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

BadNick

Bacon is a renewable resource, biodegradeable, and organic. I wouldn't be surprised if we discover a way to power everything with bacon-derived fuels. I love bacon...and I'm pretty sure bacon loves me, too.

Baraka_Guru

Just for you, WK:
Bacon Shot

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Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
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JumpinJesus

What the hell is with all this fascination with bacon? Bacon cheeseburgers, BLT, bacon and chive on potatoes, Bac'n Bits, Beggin Strips, bacon ranch dressing, bacon and sausage...

I mean, it's just bacon.

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Daniel_

Burn the heretic.

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Baraka_Guru

No! Wrap him in bacon first!

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—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

JumpinJesus

Wow, you bacon people can get pretty vicious.

I'll keep that in mind next time I scoff at shesus for having a cheddar, bacon, and tomato sandwich.

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Tiny Dancer

Well it seems to me life is just unsatisfying so suck it up, at least you get one, that's way better then none.

BadNick

Luckily, when I eat bacon I feel like I'm being porked.

uncle phil

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...now-bacon.html


some good pics in here, too...

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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ngdawg

Can never have too much bacon.


I am soooo going to do this:

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JumpinJesus

Now that's just vulgar.

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uncle phil

thighs...think thighs...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Charlatan

Bacon is for chumps... pork belly is where it's at.

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Plan9

What? No bacon thong?

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settie

Canadian Bacon is my best friend hehe

Fremen

Canadian bacon is not bacon!
It's just pretentious ham.

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settie

Damn! Then I do NOT love bacon.
I love pretentious ham.

Fremen

There's room for ham if you top it with bacon.


/little known fact: bacon breaks the laws of physics

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ring

Back in 2004, traveling from Virginia back to Wisconsin,
the bestest bacon I have ever experienced,
was in Canfield, West Virginia, in a small family run cafe, ( I wish I remembered the name.)

It was thickly cut, and cooked to perfection for my taste,
(the delectable fatty ends, soft and pliable, the middle not too crunchy.)

Oh my.

ngdawg

Close enough?

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SecretMethod70

No bacon thread is complete without John Scalzi's Bacon Cat (aka Ghlaghghee)

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Le temps détruit tout

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BadNick

I don't know if I ever read about "cross posting" on this forum, so if I'm violating such a rule, forgive me, it was because of bacon. But in "the longest thread" I posted what may very well be the longest strip of bacon in all the universes.

A clever bacon-lover named Masta cut a whole slab into one continuous strip, as reported by World’s Longest Bacon? | Royal Bacon Society - The Ultimate Bacon Resource ...here's the slide show of it... bacon

my edited summary:

evilbeefchan

No bacon explosion post yet?

Bacon Explosion: The BBQ Sausage Recipe of all Recipes

Your options for bacon wrapping have just increased by 500%. Turkeys and other whole birds, really big tubes of sausage, big game tuna...

I can't wait for some serious non-kosher meta wrappings: xmas hams, baby back ribs, whole suckling pigs.

JumpinJesus

Badnick,

Your transgression of cross-posting has cost this thread dearly. You really should be ashamed. I'm just not sure if you should be more ashamed of cross-posting or of posting such an obscene display of fatty pork.

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ngdawg

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biznatch

JUST...? *BACON*???!!!!
ready the pitchforks.

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BigBob234

You had me @ bacon.

Pure.Awesomeness.

bobby

Porker pOrn....didn't I post all of this set once????

One's memory is a sad thing to lose...I think?



xoxoxoo

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asshopo

lulz, that bacon bra is even better than the bacon roll

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bobby

no hot link...sorry

xoxoxoo

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telekinetic

My favorite bacon consumptive method is Chocolate coated. Mmmmmm.

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BadNick

I'll toast a drink to anything with chocolate in it, or on it...in this case with a couple of those bacon martinis we've all seen and loved...but hey, if we're doing it again, roll another one

Craven Morehead

Strange Famous

Thats wrong on a number of levels.

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Datalife2

yummm nice pics. I can almost smell the bacon.

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tedo201

What no eggs or hashbrowns?