tisonlyi

How about Snappy? (Snap = Still Not Assassinated President)

I kid.

Hopey? The Changer?

What do you think?

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ratbastid

I'm perfectly happy to leave the nicknaming of people back in the Bush years.

The one exception: Turdblossom.

tisonlyi

Oh come one, ratty.... nicknames have a part to play even with the highest in the land.

In the Turdblossom mode, though... Tulip?

(that's an anal prolapse, to those not in the know. as in a thing of beauty from a shitty situation.)

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ShaniFaye

Its not like Republicans are the only ones that "nickname" people, nicknames, good, bad or indifferent have been around since George Washington

Nicknames of the Presidents

George Wasthingon Father of His County, The Sage of Mount Vernon
John Adams His Roundity, The Atlas of Independence, Bonny Johnny
Thomas Jefferson Long Tom, The Pen of the Revolution, Apostle of the Constitution
James Madison Father of the Constitution, Little Johnny, Sage of Montpelier
James Monroe The Last of the Crooked Hats
John Quincy Adams Old Man Eloquent, Publicola
Andrew Jackson Old Hickory, The Old Hero, King Andrew the First
Martin Van Buren The Red Fox of Kinderhook, O.K., The Little Magician, Little Van
William Henry Harrison Old Tippecanoe, The Cincinnatus of the West, Old Granny
John Tyler His Accidency, Young Hickory
James K. Polk Polk the Purposeful, Napoleon of the Stump
Zachary Taylor Old Rough and Ready, Old Zack
Millard Fillmore The Accidental President, the Wool Carder President
Franklin Pierce Hansome Frank, Purse
James Buchanan Old Buck, The Do-Nothing President
Abraham Lincoln The Great Emancipator, Honest Abe, The Rail Splitter
AndrewJohnson The Tailor, Sir Veto, Father of the Homestead Act
Ulysses S. Grant American Ceasar, The Galena Tanner, Useless S. Grant
Ruther B. Hayes His Fraudulency, Old 8 to 7
James A. Garfield The Canal Boy, The Preacher President
Grover Cleveland Grover the Good, Old Grover
Benjamin Harrison Young Tippecanoe, Little Ben, The Centennial President
William McKinley Liberator of Cuba, The Idol of Ohio, Wobbly Willie
Theodore Roosevelt The Rough Rider, The Cowboy, Rough and Ready, T.R.
Woodrow Wilson The Professor, The Phrasemaker
William B. Harding W.G.
Calvin Coolidge Silent Cal
Herbert Hoover Chief, Grand Old Man
Franklin D. Roosevelt F.D.R., The Boss, King Franklin
Harry S. Truman Give'em Hell Harry, Haberdasher Harry
Dwight D. Eisenhower General Ike, Kanasas Cyclone, Duckpin
John F. Kennedy J.F.K.
Lyndon B. Johnson L.B.J.
Richard M. Nixon Tricky Dick, Richard the Chicken-Hearted
Gerald Ford Jerry, accidental president
Jimmy Carter The Peanut Farmer, Cousin Hot
Ronald Reagan The Great Communicator, Dutch, Ronald the Right
George W. Bush W.

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Willravel

My nickname was "Willdo".

I hope President Obama fares better than I did.

Amaras

How about Barackable?

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Plan9

He-Man.

And his cabinet can be called The Masters of the Universe.

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Charlatan

When I first read "willdo" I thought it rhymed with Dildo.

I am happy to let him earn a title rather then pin one on him at this early stage in his narrative.

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Willravel

It does.

Or rather it did. The nickname finally died off after college. I didn't really care about the nickname itself, but it was how often people called me Willdo in inappropriate situations that caused me problems. Like the middle school talent show. I played a very difficult version of Matt Denis' "Angel Eyes", and it took everything I had. My whole family was there. As soon as I finished, Kyle Slater, the other trombonist in the band, shouted "YEAH WILLDO!" While I appreciated the encouragement, his particular choice of nickname left something to be desired.

Tully Mars

Target?

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Plan9

And this is why you're stitching up that whoreskin suit. Wow, you were human... once.
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Stop being a Negative Nathan. I think Obama's oval office adventures will go smoothly.

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snowy

I hope you're right.

And I liked your suggestion of He-Man, Crompsin. It made me giggle. I rarely giggle.

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Tully Mars

Oh, I think the honeymoon will last for a while. Then the GOP will begin to throw anything and everything they can at him hoping something will stick. Hopefully he can remain a moving target long enough to get something done.

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Willravel

I say it's whoreskin, but it's 25% lycra. And snug.

Tully Mars

What, no "Slick Willie?"

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RetroGunslinger

My friend called him Oblacka once. She voted Republican.

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flat5

If he gets the US out of the wars and proves to be great at diplomacy he might be called NoBomba.

Plan9

He's a member of the A-Team. B.A. Barackus.

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BadNick

From the interview of the diner waitress where B.O. used to eat breakfast, I know he likes bacon. I love bacon. So I'm calling him Bacon Man.

I'd also like to point out that I posted in the bacon thread that "Barak Obama" sounds sort of like "bacon omellete" to me especially when I talk with food in my mouth.

LoganSnake

If people didn't hate Bush enough to kill him, I doubt Obama has much to worry about.

I'm sure he will earn a nickname for himself through his actions.

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Willravel

Okay, this is it. Someone call CNN.

World's King

I was at a fund raiser dinner during the Convention and the emcee of the evening said, "Cheers Big Ears."



It's kind of stuck in my circle here in Denver.

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Rekna

I thought we already went through this during the election... Let's see what were all the names I heard oh yeah here they are:

Nigger, Uncle Tom, Terrorist, Arab, Huessein, Anti-Christ, and The One...

Personally I like one of these 3 best:

Barack, Obama, Barack Obama

Grancey

We just call him Hollywood.

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SabrinaFair

Time will tell. Right now, I'm just happy to call him The President.

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dlish

President Osama i would be happy with. CNN got it right the first time!

imagine that - hussein and osama in the one president. that'd be a black eye to the bush era

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Redlemon

How about the option from the cartoon Sinfest:

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ohsweetjebus

[quote=Redlemon;2586505]How about the option from the cartoon Sinfest:

Awesome! First actual reference i've seen to his "rockstarness." Thanks!

I like Baracky personally!

ASU2003

Ann Coulter is calling him B. Hussein Obama

Tully Mars

I used to use "horse faced cunt" as a nick name for Coulter but then realized that's really one hell of an insult to horse faced cunts everywhere.

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Baraka_Guru

Don't be so harsh on Coulter. She's an entertainer. She's meant to get a rise out of people. That's show biz.

As for nicknames, I like Barack_Guru.

But seriously, what's suitable is: The Repairman.

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Tully Mars

Oh I get that she's an entertainer. She does what she does to shock people and it sells books. But she crossed a huge line for me when she attacked the widows who lost spouses on 9/11. Specifically those widows who disagreed with her politically. Making comments such as "I Have Never Seen People Enjoying Their Husband's Death So Much." Shocking? Yes. Entertainment? I guess, maybe to some. But to me caustic, painful comments like that are beyond the pale and to say that just sell books is inexcusable.

I also don't like it one bit when she makes statements wishing harm, even death, on other US citizens simply because they disagree with her politically. Like when she said she stated her "only regret" with Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh is that he did not blow up "the New York Times building." That's shocking too. But what's going to happen when one of her follows decides she's right and actually does blow up a building?

Sorry, I'll to stick to thinking her lower then a horse faced cunt.

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Aladdin Sane

The One. Messiah. Alpha-Omega. Hopenchange. Barry. Obamanation. Yeswecan. Chicagobama. Dreamweaver. God. Jesus. Insane Hussein.

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biznatch

The thing that really angers me is that anyone more darker skinned and foreign saying something like that, even jokingly, would be called a terrorist sympathizer, and would probably have his phone tapped. And she makes money and fame off of it.
Oh well, I do hope she looks back at her life one day and realizes how retarded she is. But I doubt it.
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The thing that really angers me is that anyone darker-skinned and foreign saying something like that, even jokingly, would be called a terrorist sympathizer, and would probably have his phone tapped. And she makes money and fame off of it.
Oh well, I do hope she looks back at her life one day and realizes how retarded she is. But I doubt it.

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Strange Famous

Ann Coulter isnt much different to that mad fucker who goes around claiming "god hates fags".... its just a matter of degree.

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Tully Mars

From what I've seen of her and read in her work I have little doubt she'll look back on life one day and be even more convinced she's smarter then anyone else on the planet.

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Milnoc

The Secret Service gave code names to the whole family.

Barack Obama: Renegade
Michelle Obama: Renaissance
Malia Obama: Radiance
Sasha Obama: Rosebud

Simply perfect nicknames for all of them.

robot_parade

I've heard O'Bama referred to as 'Magic' on occasion - in reference to the 'Magic Negro' song the not-hardly-very-racist-at-all Republican official passed around for awhile.

Tully Mars

Yep, not hardly racist at all-

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powerclown

"THE MAN FROM SOUTH CHICAGO"
(sung to the tune of "The Girl from Ipanema")

Tall and tan and glib and godlike
The man from south Chicago is worshipped
And as His crowning commences, the left goes - ahhhhh.

When He talks, its just so lovely
You're never sure just what He's saying
But every time He says it, each one He talks to goes - oohhhh

(ooh) But we watch Him so hopeful
How can we tell him we love Him?
The press gives its heart gladly
But each day, as He follows his bliss,
He looks straight ahead, not at Chris..:-(

Tall, (and) tan, (and) glib, (and) godlike
The man from south Chicago is worshipped
And when He's crowned Messiah
The planet will heal...it's such a great deal!