Is Sneezing 1/10th of an orgasim? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Spooo · 07-01-2003, 02:54 PM

I sneeze all the time.. It feels great

One of my friends said that sneezing is 1/10th of an orgasim. Is that true? Or did he mean ejaculation?

The_Dude · 07-01-2003, 03:05 PM

lol, never felt it

MSD · 07-01-2003, 03:07 PM

I think it's the force with which stuff comes out. Sneezing feels good because it's a relief from the itching and congestion. other than that, it's just annoying, trust me.

YourNeverThere · 07-01-2003, 03:08 PM

That is a very very good question, ive heard that a million times. One time this girl i knew tried to laugh for ten min. stright becuase she heard it was like an orgasim, didnt help that she was on mushrooms. She made it the whole ten min. but by that time had forgotten why she was laughing.

CSflim · 07-01-2003, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spooo
I sneeze all the time.. It feels great One of my friends said that sneezing is 1/10th of an orgasim. Is that true? Or did he mean ejaculation?

I think only some people feel it. Yeah, I love sneezing! It feels great, even if it only lasts a fraction of a second. Some people even fetishize sneezing! There are websites devoted to videos of people sneezing!

Angel · 07-01-2003, 04:22 PM

I can't believe this thread is here. People think I'm weird but I LOVE to sneeze!

I tell certain people that it is like an orgasm in the nose. I refer to them as nosegasms. *shrugs*
Think about it, you get a tingling sensation that builds up higher and higher and then BAM...release...nosegasm!
Uh huh, I can see some of you shaking your heads and thinking "boy that Angel is really off her rocker." But I'm telling ya, next time you sneeze pay attention, you'll see what I mean.
In addition, some women feel vaginal contractions when they sneeze and if they are hypersensitive, it can put you right "there"
So yeah, anyway, um, I like to sneeze.

Pepper anyone?

bermuDa · 07-01-2003, 04:45 PM

just cause snot and semen both have mucus in them doesn't mean they're related

Spanky Johnson · 07-01-2003, 06:30 PM

Well, it can feel good in that it's a relief from the "needing to sneeze" sensation. I have severe allergies though, and have occasionally been sent into sneezing fits where I'll sneeze 30-40 times over a 2 or 3 minute period. Trust me, that does *not* feel good. It actually starts to hurt after a while.

crow_daw · 07-01-2003, 08:35 PM

yeah man, I have sneezing fits too sometimes, and I like sneezing when its just once. But yeah, that shit gets old.

Eviltree · 07-01-2003, 08:38 PM

yup, I love sneezing, but, I don't feel that much when I sneeze, it just feels nice.

Gortexfogg · 07-01-2003, 08:42 PM

Sneezing probably just feels good like an orgasim. It'd be like cotton candy is 1/10th of an orgasim. It tastes good similar to an orgasim feeling good. Of course, too much cotton candy (like too much sneezing) feels awful.

Slims · 07-01-2003, 10:40 PM

To each their own, I guess. I hate to sneeze.

lafemmefatale · 07-01-2003, 10:55 PM

_ A man and a woman are in adjacent seats on an airplane. The woman sneezes, then shudders violently. To the man's surprise, she takes out a tissue and wipes between her thighs. After a while, the woman sneezes again, and again shudders violently and wipes between her legs.

_ _ Finally, the man asks the woman what’s wrong. She says, “I’m sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition. When I sneeze, I have an orgasm.”

_ _ The man says, “I’ve never heard of that. What are you taking for it?”

_ _ “Pepper.”

cheerios · 07-01-2003, 11:00 PM

LOL that was perfect timing, lafeeme!

made me laugh out loud!

oh, and guys? it's ORGASM. no I!

alpha · 07-02-2003, 01:04 AM

I like sneezing because it stops the itching. And I fucking hate it when I think I'm about to sneeze but then I don't.

phredgreen · 07-02-2003, 01:07 AM

i shall hereby refer you to this thread: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=12837

you tell me.

madsenj37 · 07-02-2003, 01:28 AM

your numbers are off, its 1/8. Maybe by force presented or muscles used or something they might be in the same realm and thus comparable in magnatude.

Angel · 07-02-2003, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lafemmefatale
_ A man and a woman are in adjacent seats on an airplane. The woman sneezes, then shudders violently. To the man's surprise, she takes out a tissue and wipes between her thighs. After a while, the woman sneezes again, and again shudders violently and wipes between her legs.

_ _ Finally, the man asks the woman what’s wrong. She says, “I’m sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition. When I sneeze, I have an orgasm.”

_ _ The man says, “I’ve never heard of that. What are you taking for it?”

_ _ “Pepper.”

I didn't know anybody knew about that flight. Ha ha ha

Ya made me laugh a good one! Thanks!

Bill O'Rights · 07-02-2003, 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cheerios
...oh, and guys? it's ORGASM. no I!

Then you're not doing something right

Sorry, couldn't resist that one.

cchris · 07-02-2003, 05:00 AM

I hate it when I sneeze and fart at the same time.

Sparhawk · 07-02-2003, 06:07 AM

fetishizing sneezing, and the nosegasm!!

LOL

eyeseepeedude · 07-02-2003, 06:14 AM

can't say that I've ever had that feeling... hmm...

platypus · 07-02-2003, 06:19 AM

Not sure if it's a tenth of an orgasm or not...

But I wipe my nose on the drapes just the same. ;-)

*just kidding, Mrs P*

Spinach_Indeed · 07-02-2003, 10:39 AM

I guess those people who scream when they sneeze are equivalant to moaners in bed. It simply scares the bejesus out of me when I'll be sitting next to someone, and they'll suddenly let out a toe-curling scream, followed by a cute litte "chu".

CSflim · 07-02-2003, 12:06 PM

heheh... I always laugh at people who are embarrased to sneeze out loud, and let it out in tiny bursts:

chu!....chu!....chu!

CSflim · 07-02-2003, 12:22 PM

ta-daaa!!!

http://www.deviantdesires.com/kink/cough/cough.html

enjoyduff · 07-02-2003, 05:26 PM

My boss used to do that scream sneeze all the time...and I work in a library, so you could imagine the looks he got.

440sixpack · 07-03-2003, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angel
I tell certain people that it is like an orgasm in the nose. I refer to them as nosegasms. *shrugs*

LOL, me too, except I call them upper body orgasms, but yours is much more concise.

krwlz · 07-03-2003, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky Johnson
Well, it can feel good in that it's a relief from the "needing to sneeze" sensation. I have severe allergies though, and have occasionally been sent into sneezing fits where I'll sneeze 30-40 times over a 2 or 3 minute period. Trust me, that does *not* feel good. It actually starts to hurt after a while.

Ever sneeze so hard, so much you feel as if your going to throw up?

If you ever do, you will hate sneezing as much as I do!

dawnylou · 07-04-2003, 01:22 AM

It's actually 1/7th of an orgasm.
However the orgasm itself will never come, nor will the feeling of an orgasm, as you can't sneeze 7 times at once. And to make it 7/7ths, you would have to have them all at once.
One after the other is 2 lots of 1/7th, and not just 2/7th. lol!

When we did this in science, some of the kids were trying to make themselves sneeze loads under that presumption!

Hope that makes sense.............

Pyrate · 07-04-2003, 02:15 AM

Sneezing feels goooooooooooooooog! Sometimes I induce it deliberately. But, when sneezing is coupled with a cold, it ain't nice.

rat · 07-04-2003, 07:32 PM

sneezing to orgasm....what will they come up with next? sometimes it feels good, sometimes it don't...it changes each time.

crewsor · 07-04-2003, 08:09 PM

I can definately understand the comparison, A sneeze feels to me like a very quick orgasm.

MacGnG · 07-05-2003, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by YourNeverThere
She made it the whole ten min. but by that time had forgotten why she was laughing.

lol

i dunno but sneezing isnt that exciting to me.

THE MAC GOD · 07-05-2003, 08:24 PM

well.. maybe... I tingle all over when I sneeze...

papermachesatan · 07-05-2003, 08:34 PM

I'll be on the look out for any funny feelings next time I sneeze :P

Ninja · 07-05-2003, 09:20 PM

this reminds me of an animation i saw a while back must dig it out...
was about a man who wanted 8/7's of an orgasm (orgasm + a seventh

) /me goes to look for link

papermachesatan · 07-05-2003, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ninja
this reminds me of an animation i saw a while back must dig it out...
was about a man who wanted 8/7's of an orgasm (orgasm + a seventh ) /me goes to look for link

read all the posts

Quote:

Originally posted by phredgreen
i shall hereby refer you to this thread: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=12837

you tell me.

Ninja · 07-05-2003, 09:40 PM

heh read but not click :x its early give me a break

im fairly sure i didnt see it here tho

Pedialyte · 07-05-2003, 10:06 PM

i have heard that they are similar because your body goes through the same actions when both are carried out. But who knows if thats true.

07-01-2003, 02:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
Spooo Upright	Is Sneezing 1/10th of an orgasm? I sneeze all the time.. It feels great One of my friends said that sneezing is 1/10th of an orgasim. Is that true? Or did he mean ejaculation? Last edited by troit; 07-24-2003 at 05:54 AM..

07-01-2003, 03:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	lol, never felt it __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

07-01-2003, 03:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	That is a very very good question, ive heard that a million times. One time this girl i knew tried to laugh for ten min. stright becuase she heard it was like an orgasim, didnt help that she was on mushrooms. She made it the whole ten min. but by that time had forgotten why she was laughing. __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

07-01-2003, 04:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
Angel Naughty Just Right Location: Euphoria	I can't believe this thread is here. People think I'm weird but I LOVE to sneeze! I tell certain people that it is like an orgasm in the nose. I refer to them as nosegasms. shrugs Think about it, you get a tingling sensation that builds up higher and higher and then BAM...release...nosegasm! Uh huh, I can see some of you shaking your heads and thinking "boy that Angel is really off her rocker." But I'm telling ya, next time you sneeze pay attention, you'll see what I mean. In addition, some women feel vaginal contractions when they sneeze and if they are hypersensitive, it can put you right "there" So yeah, anyway, um, I like to sneeze. Pepper anyone? __________________ In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was within me an invincible summer. ~Albert Camus

07-01-2003, 04:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	just cause snot and semen both have mucus in them doesn't mean they're related __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

07-01-2003, 03:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	I think it's the force with which stuff comes out. Sneezing feels good because it's a relief from the itching and congestion. other than that, it's just annoying, trust me.

07-01-2003, 06:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
Spanky Johnson Insane	Well, it can feel good in that it's a relief from the "needing to sneeze" sensation. I have severe allergies though, and have occasionally been sent into sneezing fits where I'll sneeze 30-40 times over a 2 or 3 minute period. Trust me, that does not feel good. It actually starts to hurt after a while.

07-01-2003, 08:35 PM	#9 (permalink)
crow_daw Idolator Location: Vol Country	yeah man, I have sneezing fits too sometimes, and I like sneezing when its just once. But yeah, that shit gets old. __________________ "We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons

07-01-2003, 08:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	yup, I love sneezing, but, I don't feel that much when I sneeze, it just feels nice.

07-01-2003, 08:42 PM	#11 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Sneezing probably just feels good like an orgasim. It'd be like cotton candy is 1/10th of an orgasim. It tastes good similar to an orgasim feeling good. Of course, too much cotton candy (like too much sneezing) feels awful.

07-01-2003, 10:40 PM	#12 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	To each their own, I guess. I hate to sneeze. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-01-2003, 10:55 PM	#13 (permalink)
lafemmefatale Insane Location: Vancouver	_ A man and a woman are in adjacent seats on an airplane. The woman sneezes, then shudders violently. To the man's surprise, she takes out a tissue and wipes between her thighs. After a while, the woman sneezes again, and again shudders violently and wipes between her legs. _ _ Finally, the man asks the woman what’s wrong. She says, “I’m sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition. When I sneeze, I have an orgasm.” _ _ The man says, “I’ve never heard of that. What are you taking for it?” _ _ “Pepper.” __________________ -poor is the man whose pleasure depends on the permission of another-

07-01-2003, 11:00 PM	#14 (permalink)
cheerios Banned Location: 'bout 2 feet from my iMac	LOL that was perfect timing, lafeeme! made me laugh out loud! oh, and guys? it's ORGASM. no I!

07-02-2003, 01:04 AM	#15 (permalink)
alpha Insane Location: Finland	I like sneezing because it stops the itching. And I fucking hate it when I think I'm about to sneeze but then I don't.

07-02-2003, 01:07 AM	#16 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	i shall hereby refer you to this thread: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=12837 you tell me. __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

07-02-2003, 06:07 AM	#21 (permalink)
Sparhawk Dubya Location: VA	fetishizing sneezing, and the nosegasm!! LOL __________________ "In Iraq, no doubt about it, it's tough. It's hard work. It's incredibly hard. It's - and it's hard work. I understand how hard it is. I get the casualty reports every day. I see on the TV screens how hard it is. But it's necessary work. We're making progress. It is hard work."

07-02-2003, 12:22 PM	#26 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	ta-daaa!!! http://www.deviantdesires.com/kink/cough/cough.html __________________

07-02-2003, 01:28 AM	#17 (permalink)
madsenj37 Still searching... Location: NorCal For Life	your numbers are off, its 1/8. Maybe by force presented or muscles used or something they might be in the same realm and thus comparable in magnatude. __________________ "Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe." -- Albert Einstein

07-02-2003, 05:00 AM	#20 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	I hate it when I sneeze and fart at the same time. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-02-2003, 06:14 AM	#22 (permalink)
eyeseepeedude Sir Location: Colorado Springs, CO	can't say that I've ever had that feeling... hmm... __________________ If you like what you see, donate to the TFP

07-02-2003, 06:19 AM	#23 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	Not sure if it's a tenth of an orgasm or not... But I wipe my nose on the drapes just the same. ;-) just kidding, Mrs P __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

07-02-2003, 10:39 AM	#24 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	I guess those people who scream when they sneeze are equivalant to moaners in bed. It simply scares the bejesus out of me when I'll be sitting next to someone, and they'll suddenly let out a toe-curling scream, followed by a cute litte "chu". __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

07-02-2003, 12:06 PM	#25 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	heheh... I always laugh at people who are embarrased to sneeze out loud, and let it out in tiny bursts: chu!....chu!....chu! __________________

07-02-2003, 05:26 PM	#27 (permalink)
enjoyduff Upright	My boss used to do that scream sneeze all the time...and I work in a library, so you could imagine the looks he got.

07-04-2003, 01:22 AM	#30 (permalink)
dawnylou Tilted Location: UK	It's actually 1/7th of an orgasm. However the orgasm itself will never come, nor will the feeling of an orgasm, as you can't sneeze 7 times at once. And to make it 7/7ths, you would have to have them all at once. One after the other is 2 lots of 1/7th, and not just 2/7th. lol! When we did this in science, some of the kids were trying to make themselves sneeze loads under that presumption! Hope that makes sense............. __________________ "A blowjob is just like having a wank in the bath" "I'd say it was more like fucking someones face"

07-04-2003, 02:15 AM	#31 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Sneezing feels goooooooooooooooog! Sometimes I induce it deliberately. But, when sneezing is coupled with a cold, it ain't nice. __________________ ?

07-04-2003, 08:09 PM	#33 (permalink)
crewsor Women want me. Men fear me. Location: Maryland,USA	I can definately understand the comparison, A sneeze feels to me like a very quick orgasm. __________________ We all have wings, some of us just don't know why.

07-05-2003, 08:24 PM	#35 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	well.. maybe... I tingle all over when I sneeze... __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

07-05-2003, 08:34 PM	#36 (permalink)
papermachesatan Psycho Location: Texas	I'll be on the look out for any funny feelings next time I sneeze :P

07-05-2003, 09:20 PM	#37 (permalink)
Ninja Fruit on the Bottom Hope on Top	this reminds me of an animation i saw a while back must dig it out... was about a man who wanted 8/7's of an orgasm (orgasm + a seventh ) /me goes to look for link

07-05-2003, 09:40 PM	#39 (permalink)
Ninja Fruit on the Bottom Hope on Top	heh read but not click :x its early give me a break im fairly sure i didnt see it here tho

07-05-2003, 10:06 PM	#40 (permalink)
Pedialyte Crazy Location: Minneapolis	i have heard that they are similar because your body goes through the same actions when both are carried out. But who knows if thats true.