Lesson of the day..........
 

Never try on a pink fluffy bathrobe when wearing a black shirt....


What did you learn today???

I learned not to go outside wearing red fuzzy tweety pajama pants, a tank top, a pink sweater, glovess, a hat, red flowered socks, and brown crocheted house shoes. Although warm, you end up looking slightly retarded.

Read the requirements for ID on the SS-5 online before heading out to get your daughter a social security replacement card so she can get her ID/learner's permit.

Does it really make sense that school transcripts qualify as ID but a birth certificate doesn't? :mad: :confused:

dont speed because your good run will always come to an end with a bright flash

I learned that I remembered more than I thought about what we learned in Kinesiology this last week...but it's getting harder...

I learned that an unjust enrichment by itself does not create a constructive trust.

I learned... well, I learned nothing today that I didn't already know.

Never trust a coworker to tell the "Boss" the truth about any other coworker/manager. Everyone is out to cover their own ass - - no matter what goes down, be it illegal or otherwise.

Just saying...

I learned that there are interesting opportunities out there.

i learned about this:

http://blog.oregonlive.com/thebeerhe...lPoster600.jpg


oh yea.. thats right...

I learned that when your child yells at you to leave them alone, you should; but stay close by and ready for the hug.

That when the cat is asleep DO NOT disturb her! ( Anyone got any band-aids?)

Wait for the pizza to cool before having a bite... molten tomato isn't fun.

I learned today that jackasses think I like to race simply because I drive a Civic EX...

He was driving a Porsche, are you kidding me?

"Don't wizz on the electric fence!"

"User attempted to skateboard down stairs on laptop," is not a valid cause of "accidental damage" when sending company laptops back to the manufacturer for repair. They do occasionally read them.

Don't tell your kid's teacher that his behavior problems might be because his mother was killed by clowns last week.

Teacher's don't deal well with that kind of crazy talk.

Don't believe the hype. Like, EVER.

Always check new clothes for "inspected by" stickers, otherwise you'll wonder why people call you #18.. (today is first real cold day of the season here)

Don't give your heart away so easily.

Don't believe most of what you read.



My lesson also relates to both of the above:

When I was young and had a summer job at a famous high-end women's clothing warehouse, my buddies and I used to put our names and phone numbers and "please call anytime" on those little "inspected by" slips...each of us had our favorite size fantasy. We never got a call back :(

When you feel overwhelmed by a task, don't put it off because you can't decide where to start. Pick a random place to start and the rest will eventually fall into place, showing you that it wasn't half as bad as you were making it out to be.

it is possible to un-meet a person.

quoted, cause this pic is just necessary.

I've been enjoying this brew for several years now. :thumbsup:

No matter how hard you try, you cannot run away from your past. As it is a part of you,
you must face it, and learn to live with it.

Don't wizz into the wind, either.

if you've been really, really sick...make sure its a fart thats coming.

Don't try to climb a wall wearing a giant inflatable sumo suit and then expect it to stay in one peice.

Also, make sure its your own wall, and not the one at the back of the next door neighbours house.


A service announcment provided by the alcohol for morons appeal.

Know that what you're looking for is not where you last left it.

If using "ready mixed" allways check it really is ready mixed.

I built part of the base for my shed last weekend, got all the bricks neatly laid and the joints dressed... and then discovered a little bag of cement in the bottom of the "ready mixed" mortar bag. Yup, I'd built the wall using just wet sand.

These days thats called 'rustic' masonry:thumbsup:

since don't piss in the wind was taken, I suppose I'll go with "never pet a burning dog".
Gawd I miss warcraft... (too busy to play)

in case you do: Stop, drop and roll

Don't play Peekaboo with a kitten...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4.../Peekaboo2.jpg

My nose be molested yarr...

Be careful who you sit next to on the bus... you could get barfed on.

(...this didn't happen to me but did to the guy across from me)

In lunch-time traffic today, I learned I can grip vinyl with my ass-cheeks pretty good...

"don't pull the mask off the ol' lone ranger..."

don't question the bartender.