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Old 06-30-2003, 12:40 AM   #1 (permalink)
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weirdest internet auction you've ever seen

What's the weirdest internet auction you've ever actually seen (not just heard about or seen in an article)? My weirdest would've been on ebay. It would be between a guy's soul, a girl offering herself as a prom date, or an original picture of the world's largest cheeto. I tried to buy the guy's soul, but ebay shut the auction down.

I'm leaving this open to all the internet auction sites...not just ebay.
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Old 06-30-2003, 12:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I once saw a:
'Slightly used timemachine, some rust otherwise perfect condition'
For sale on ebay.
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Old 06-30-2003, 01:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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i read a story about a dude that if you paid for his room and board he'd come to your house and beat you up. I think it got shut down as well, i don't know
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Old 06-30-2003, 01:15 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Saw the auction for the guys soul. Wasn't ready to waste $1,000 on him though. I made it a point to search for stuff like 'soul' or 'virginity' every time I went ther afterwards though.
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Old 06-30-2003, 02:57 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I seen a bloke trying to sell his finger. It got chopped off by some machine at work... no thanx
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Old 06-30-2003, 03:27 AM   #6 (permalink)
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hang on meri, did you say finger?
i´ll pay for that!!

maybe that miner who cut his arm off just needed a bit of cash.
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Old 06-30-2003, 06:20 AM   #7 (permalink)
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The big cheeto was funny. I saw a carrot that split while growing and resembled a vagina. There was recently a spoof auction in which a guy was selling a do-it-yourself vasectomy kit. All on eBay.
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Old 06-30-2003, 06:23 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I saw an auction for an arcade video game with a small amount of smoke damage.

The picture was of a cabinet burned to the ground. It got bids! $0.10, $0.25, y'know.
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Old 06-30-2003, 06:57 AM   #9 (permalink)
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the town they sold on ebay
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Old 06-30-2003, 08:13 AM   #10 (permalink)
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some guy's pubes were up for grabs a while ago on eBay
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Old 06-30-2003, 08:27 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I saw some guy who was selling 'nothing'.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...&category=1469

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Old 06-30-2003, 08:53 AM   #12 (permalink)
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some guy's pubes were up for grabs a while ago on eBay
Was his name Scott Tenorman?

Quote:
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I saw some guy who was selling 'nothing'.
What was the shipping charge?
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Old 06-30-2003, 10:33 AM   #13 (permalink)
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"Ghost in a pizza box"
"Lend me 50 bucks until next Friday"
"My left kidney" (This took three days to shut down, at which point bidding was at 63 million US dollars.)
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Old 06-30-2003, 11:06 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Somewhere on e-bay is an entire section dedicated to selling funeral home stuff, equipment, signs, etc.
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Old 06-30-2003, 11:41 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I once sold a (very) used hot-air popcorn popper on eBay. Couldn't believe it sold!
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Old 06-30-2003, 11:46 AM   #16 (permalink)
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toast in a jar.

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Old 06-30-2003, 12:01 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I saw some guy who was selling 'nothing'.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...&category=1469
somebody paid 14.50 for it
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Old 06-30-2003, 12:09 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Saw a link for a guy who was selling his fart sealed up in a jar on ebay.

People these days... *sigh* lmao.
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Old 06-30-2003, 12:48 PM   #19 (permalink)
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You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish.


(For some reason this just came to mind. Probably because of the finger auction.)
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Old 06-30-2003, 06:43 PM   #20 (permalink)
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It's been a while but I saw an auction on Ebay for 4 or 5 (can't remember the exact number) skinned fox heads. Had a nice picture of them too.
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Old 06-30-2003, 07:00 PM   #21 (permalink)
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damnit, why did they shut down the kidney auction? thats a good sale!
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Old 06-30-2003, 07:37 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I remember someone sold an x-box box. For $350
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Old 06-30-2003, 09:21 PM   #23 (permalink)
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You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish.
awesome movie...easily one of my favorites
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Old 06-30-2003, 10:35 PM   #24 (permalink)
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link...

'70'S Sex Education For Retarded Adults VHS'

This'd be a great watch after a coupla spliffs...
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Old 06-30-2003, 11:59 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I remember someone sold an x-box box. For $350
Yup saw the same thing too...even a ps2 box
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Old 07-01-2003, 06:19 AM   #26 (permalink)
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A few years ago, a guy was selling his wife's panties. "Sealed in ziplock baggies for freshness."
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Old 07-01-2003, 06:27 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Weirdest thing I saw was the ghost in a jar, and then all the accessories that went with it. Ghost in a jar travel trailer, ghost in a jar vacation home, etc.
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:31 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I hear theres a guy whos wanting to get like a mil for a 7 inch french fry
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Old 07-01-2003, 05:04 PM   #29 (permalink)
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To me, the weird ones aren't really all that weird. It's the outlandish ones that freak me out.

Like the entire TOWN that was being auctioned off for a starting bid of $10 million.

Or the MiG jet(s).

Etc.
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Old 07-01-2003, 09:18 PM   #30 (permalink)
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The weirdest one I saw was some guy trying to sell his boogers. Had pictures and everything.
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Old 07-02-2003, 07:59 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Genuine bum sign

Someone's Keys?

Vintage ATM receipt

I'll post more as i find them. searching for "pule" on ebay gets some interesting results.
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Old 07-02-2003, 08:27 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I rememeber a few months ago some guy was selling a Strong Bad breakfast burrito (only 3/4 left, plate not included). It was just a breakfast burrito with no connection to Strong Bad except the name. It was pretty weird. I think it sold for around $15-$20...
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Old 07-02-2003, 08:42 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Damn, what are you searching for when you guys find these things? really thats crazy! I can't believe people have paid for these things. Or people have actually paid to put these auctions up... wtf?
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Old 07-02-2003, 08:55 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I saw somebody auction an X-Box. He even had a picture of it. It was a shoebox with an 'X' on it. Reeled in over $400 for it.
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Old 07-02-2003, 09:18 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Just to prove you can sell just about anything on ebay, I decided to try and sell a regular $5 on ebay. Nothing special about it. I just took a $5 bill out of my wallet and put it on ebay. I ended up selling it for $7. After fees and all though, I only got about $5.50 back. Guy left me a positive feedback though...
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Old 07-03-2003, 07:50 AM   #36 (permalink)
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The box selling thing is a classic hoax.

I've seen someone selling time machine aswell, but air guitar was even better. The seller had wrote a really good ad text for it.
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Old 07-03-2003, 08:25 AM   #37 (permalink)
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You have to realize, almost all of these weird auctions with crazy bids probably never get a paying bidder.

I would say 4/5 of the items with good selling prices get non-paying bidders. My friend sold a computer for 900$ on ebay.. how much did he recieve? 0$...

it is a sad state.. i really hope the guy who sold nothing recieved his 14.50$... his ad was funny as well.
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Old 07-03-2003, 01:16 PM   #38 (permalink)
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OMG DENIM!!!

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Was his name Scott Tenorman?
ROFL That's hilarious!
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Old 07-03-2003, 01:57 PM   #39 (permalink)
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I saw rusty nails for sale. It wasn't the NIN bootleg either, it was a few rusty nails.
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Old 07-04-2003, 01:28 AM   #40 (permalink)
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I saw some guy who was selling 'nothing'.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...&category=1469
Hey! I saw that one!

Also I saw a woman selling her exhusband. There was a parrot in a cage on the photo and she even included 'Sorry the parrot is not included in this sale!'.
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