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biznatch · 07-26-2008, 08:34 PM

Halx, do you play any musical instruments?

Halx · 07-27-2008, 06:02 AM

biznatch: I own a guitar, but to claim that I play it would be a gross overstatement. I couldn't make a pleasant sound with it if you held a gun to my wife's head.

Crack · 07-27-2008, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mixedmedia

Let me just clarify two things for you Crack:

2. I wouldn't be the kind of lesbian who would let you watch.

Wait... There is a kind of lesbian that WILL let me watch?!?

mixedmedia · 07-27-2008, 11:06 AM

Sure. And I bet if you try real hard you can even find some on the internet.

Tully Mars · 07-27-2008, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mixedmedia

Sure. And I bet if you try real hard you can even find some on the internet.

Damn you, damn you all to hell!

Edit- Hey wait did you edit while I was posting?
-----Added 27/7/2008 at 03 : 12 : 57-----

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halx

biznatch: I own a guitar, but to claim that I play it would be a gross overstatement. I couldn't make a pleasant sound with it if you held a gun to my wife's head.

What about if the gun was to your head?

telekinetic · 07-27-2008, 12:25 PM

Hal,
Is there a loophole in the no-child-photography clause big enough to cram a link to my new baby pictures through, other than soliciting anyone who cares to PM me for links to them?

thespian86 · 07-27-2008, 01:32 PM

Hal,

There is a magician who can do five simple tricks. Change a coin from a quarter to a penny, change a card, make a rose appear from his hand, guess the picture you drew, and connect rope together and take it apart again. He does all of these things, but cannot do anything else. You find out, however, that he is doing this all with legitimate magic; not a trick but really making it happen with magic.

Is this person more impressive then Albert Einstein?

Halx · 07-27-2008, 02:19 PM

Tully: Same outcome.

twistedmosaic: You can post links to the pics.

pmf: There is no such thing as real magic and if there were, he wouldn't be using it to perform cantrips. He still wouldn't be more impressive though, 'cause he could be out saving the world and instead was just trying to impress me.

thespian86 · 07-27-2008, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halx

pmf: There is no such thing as real magic and if there were, he wouldn't be using it to perform cantrips.

Hal, I expected a better answer then that! Imagine.

EDIT: Thanks. I'm happy.

Halx · 07-27-2008, 02:21 PM

I edited it.

Martian · 07-27-2008, 02:23 PM

You should learn Free Fallin'. Anybody can play that song, and it will protect you from crazed gun-toting guitar lovers.

I suppose I should ask a question.

Suppose I gave you the ability to change one thing about the world around you. It can be anything you can imagine, but you can only do it once and there's no taking it back. What would you change?

jewels · 07-27-2008, 04:37 PM

What's your favorite place to visit in Manhattan?

Halx · 07-27-2008, 07:47 PM

Martian: I would make everyone a LITTLE more honest. Something tells me that the world would be more efficient if they were. I'm not saying everyone should drink the truth serum, but I believe the marker on the sliding scale of honesty should be moved a couple notches up for everyone. Of course it would make poker completely uninteresting. I'm willing to make that sacrifice.

jewels: I enjoy the parks. They might be mostly man-made, but they offer a bit of calm and relaxation in the middle of the pandemonium of the city. My favorite is the Sheep Meadow in Central Park.

Redlemon · 07-28-2008, 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halx

I edited it.

We have just found another of Halx's superpowers... he can edit his post without leaving behind a "Last edited:" mark. Whoa.

Have you ever visited a nude beach, and if so, how was the experience for you?

Halx · 07-28-2008, 06:13 AM

Redlemon: If you edit the post within 5 minutes, you don't get called out for it. And no, I have never visited a nude beach. I would like to, but I'll settle for a topless one.

mixedmedia · 07-28-2008, 05:00 PM

Dear Hal,

Have you ever danced to a James Brown song?

love,
mixedmedia

jewels · 07-28-2008, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mixedmedia

Have you ever danced to a James Brown song?

and if so, would you post the video please?

Halx · 07-28-2008, 06:48 PM

mixedmedia: I can't claim to have danced to James Brown before, but I'll give you a good show if you put on Get On Up and give me a spotlight.

jewels: You can be there to tape it.

biznatch · 07-30-2008, 09:50 PM

Hal: you're married?

Halx · 07-31-2008, 04:13 PM

biznatch: Yes, for over a year now.

thespian86 · 07-31-2008, 04:28 PM

Congrats, I had no idea.

Favorite team sport? Favorite team? (refer to my avatar if you want extra points)

KellyC · 07-31-2008, 04:39 PM

How'd you meet the mrs?

RickB · 07-31-2008, 07:22 PM

Do you think the Dodgers will win the West with Manny?

Redlemon · 08-01-2008, 05:36 AM

Only the men ask you about your penis, why do you think that is?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halx

MSD, I have never held a ruler up to my penis. That is the absolute truth!

There is significant wiggle-room in your answer; for instance, you could have measured your penis length by a method other than a ruler, or a girl could have measured it for you. I suspect that your answer does not meet your initial guarantee.

And, since I'm a guy... at what age did you realize that you had significantly more penis than the average man, and what led you to that realization?

Poppinjay · 08-01-2008, 05:49 AM

Have you ever had a sword fight with Milton Berle?

Halx · 08-01-2008, 06:59 AM

pmf: My favorite sport.. its a tie between Basketball and Baseball. Depends what season it is. My favorite teams are the Lakers and Dodgers. I'm from LA.

KellyC: I harassed her in World of Warcraft.

RickB: Lets wait until Sunday to answer that. I think we have a damn good chance, we just have to get our middle infield back.

Redlemon: My penis is a TFP meme. I don't think anything of it when someone mentions it. I also have no idea how long it is because it has never been measured. I probably realized it was a significant size when I was about 17. Nothing like an older woman to let you know how you match up against other guys.

Poppinjay: No.

World's King · 08-01-2008, 07:23 AM

Why am I still in love with her?

ironpham · 08-01-2008, 08:09 AM

How come I have known you for almost 5 years and we still have not met in person?

mixedmedia · 08-01-2008, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon

Only the men ask you about your penis, why do you think that is?

What makes you think only men ask about it?

krystalogik · 08-06-2008, 11:47 PM

What's more important in a job : perks, or salary?

Merlocke · 08-10-2008, 10:09 PM

What is the meaning of life?

Spartanx9 · 08-10-2008, 11:48 PM

Any sci-fi weapon, what would you use? (Can be from games, movies, etc)

ratbastid · 08-11-2008, 05:38 AM

Where have you been the last 10 days?

Halx · 08-11-2008, 06:14 AM

WK: I cant answer that. I was surprised to learn that you could love at all.

ironpham: Because you wont get your ass up from NC.

mixedmedia: Ask ME a question! ME ME ME ME ME!

krystalogik: I am gonna have to go with salary. With a good salary, you can create the perks yourself.

Merlocke: 42.. and money.

Spartanx9: I would like to use the Porkulator from Hexen.

ratbastid: WK's question sorta killed the mood. I had to give it a rest and let more light hearted questions accumulate.

mixedmedia · 08-11-2008, 07:06 AM

Dear Hal,

Have you ever cried at the movies?

Love,
mixedmedia

ratbastid · 08-11-2008, 09:45 AM

You'd rather have a Porkulator than an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device??

Or do you consider that not to be a weapon despite its gun-like form factor?

Halx · 08-11-2008, 09:52 AM

mixedmedia: Gladiator ... don't say it.. I know.

ratbastid: Dude, I could seriously hurt myself with an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. The Porkulator is definitely the way to go.

Ayashe · 09-04-2008, 12:49 PM

How did the naked party go?

Fremen · 09-04-2008, 02:03 PM

I like Obama over McCain, but I'm seriously concerned about the extra-large target that will be on Obama due to his race, assassination-wise.
Would I be doing myself and the country a disservice if I abstained from voting for Obama, as a sort of protection for him?
Is that naive thinking?

jewels · 09-04-2008, 02:29 PM

Can you sing?

07-26-2008, 08:34 PM	#41 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	Halx, do you play any musical instruments? __________________ Check it out: The Open Source/Freeware/Gratis Software Thread

07-27-2008, 06:02 AM	#42 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	biznatch: I own a guitar, but to claim that I play it would be a gross overstatement. I couldn't make a pleasant sound with it if you held a gun to my wife's head. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

07-27-2008, 11:06 AM	#44 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Sure. And I bet if you try real hard you can even find some on the internet. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

07-27-2008, 01:32 PM	#47 (permalink)
thespian86 change is hard. Location: the green room.	Hal, There is a magician who can do five simple tricks. Change a coin from a quarter to a penny, change a card, make a rose appear from his hand, guess the picture you drew, and connect rope together and take it apart again. He does all of these things, but cannot do anything else. You find out, however, that he is doing this all with legitimate magic; not a trick but really making it happen with magic. Is this person more impressive then Albert Einstein? __________________ EX: Whats new? ME: I officially love coffee more then you now. EX: uh... ME: So, not much.

07-27-2008, 02:19 PM	#48 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	Tully: Same outcome. twistedmosaic: You can post links to the pics. pmf: There is no such thing as real magic and if there were, he wouldn't be using it to perform cantrips. He still wouldn't be more impressive though, 'cause he could be out saving the world and instead was just trying to impress me. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

07-27-2008, 12:25 PM	#46 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	Hal, Is there a loophole in the no-child-photography clause big enough to cram a link to my new baby pictures through, other than soliciting anyone who cares to PM me for links to them?

07-27-2008, 02:21 PM	#50 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	I edited it. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

07-27-2008, 02:23 PM	#51 (permalink)
Martian Young Crumudgeon Location: Canada	You should learn Free Fallin'. Anybody can play that song, and it will protect you from crazed gun-toting guitar lovers. I suppose I should ask a question. Suppose I gave you the ability to change one thing about the world around you. It can be anything you can imagine, but you can only do it once and there's no taking it back. What would you change? __________________ I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said - Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

07-27-2008, 04:37 PM	#52 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	What's your favorite place to visit in Manhattan? __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-27-2008, 07:47 PM	#53 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	Martian: I would make everyone a LITTLE more honest. Something tells me that the world would be more efficient if they were. I'm not saying everyone should drink the truth serum, but I believe the marker on the sliding scale of honesty should be moved a couple notches up for everyone. Of course it would make poker completely uninteresting. I'm willing to make that sacrifice. jewels: I enjoy the parks. They might be mostly man-made, but they offer a bit of calm and relaxation in the middle of the pandemonium of the city. My favorite is the Sheep Meadow in Central Park. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

07-28-2008, 06:13 AM	#55 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	Redlemon: If you edit the post within 5 minutes, you don't get called out for it. And no, I have never visited a nude beach. I would like to, but I'll settle for a topless one. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

07-28-2008, 05:00 PM	#56 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Dear Hal, Have you ever danced to a James Brown song? love, mixedmedia __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

07-28-2008, 06:48 PM	#58 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	mixedmedia: I can't claim to have danced to James Brown before, but I'll give you a good show if you put on Get On Up and give me a spotlight. jewels: You can be there to tape it. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

07-30-2008, 09:50 PM	#59 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	Hal: you're married? __________________ Check it out: The Open Source/Freeware/Gratis Software Thread

07-31-2008, 04:13 PM	#60 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	biznatch: Yes, for over a year now. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

07-31-2008, 04:39 PM	#62 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	How'd you meet the mrs? __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

07-31-2008, 04:28 PM	#61 (permalink)
thespian86 change is hard. Location: the green room.	Congrats, I had no idea. Favorite team sport? Favorite team? (refer to my avatar if you want extra points) __________________ EX: Whats new? ME: I officially love coffee more then you now. EX: uh... ME: So, not much.

07-31-2008, 07:22 PM	#63 (permalink)
RickB Tired Location: Beverly Hills	Do you think the Dodgers will win the West with Manny?

08-01-2008, 05:49 AM	#65 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Have you ever had a sword fight with Milton Berle? __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

08-01-2008, 06:59 AM	#66 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	pmf: My favorite sport.. its a tie between Basketball and Baseball. Depends what season it is. My favorite teams are the Lakers and Dodgers. I'm from LA. KellyC: I harassed her in World of Warcraft. RickB: Lets wait until Sunday to answer that. I think we have a damn good chance, we just have to get our middle infield back. Redlemon: My penis is a TFP meme. I don't think anything of it when someone mentions it. I also have no idea how long it is because it has never been measured. I probably realized it was a significant size when I was about 17. Nothing like an older woman to let you know how you match up against other guys. Poppinjay: No. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

08-01-2008, 07:23 AM	#67 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Why am I still in love with her? __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-01-2008, 08:09 AM	#68 (permalink)
ironpham DOOMTRAIN Location: NC	How come I have known you for almost 5 years and we still have not met in person? __________________ SIGNATURE.

08-06-2008, 11:47 PM	#70 (permalink)
krystalogik Upright Location: Anaheim, CA	What's more important in a job : perks, or salary?

08-10-2008, 10:09 PM	#71 (permalink)
Merlocke Location: Canada	What is the meaning of life? __________________ -=[ Merlocke ]=-

08-10-2008, 11:48 PM	#72 (permalink)
Spartanx9 Crazy Location: Tucson	Any sci-fi weapon, what would you use? (Can be from games, movies, etc)

08-11-2008, 05:38 AM	#73 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Where have you been the last 10 days?

08-11-2008, 06:14 AM	#74 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	WK: I cant answer that. I was surprised to learn that you could love at all. ironpham: Because you wont get your ass up from NC. mixedmedia: Ask ME a question! ME ME ME ME ME! krystalogik: I am gonna have to go with salary. With a good salary, you can create the perks yourself. Merlocke: 42.. and money. Spartanx9: I would like to use the Porkulator from Hexen. ratbastid: WK's question sorta killed the mood. I had to give it a rest and let more light hearted questions accumulate. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

08-11-2008, 07:06 AM	#75 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Dear Hal, Have you ever cried at the movies? Love, mixedmedia __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

08-11-2008, 09:45 AM	#76 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	You'd rather have a Porkulator than an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device?? Or do you consider that not to be a weapon despite its gun-like form factor?

08-11-2008, 09:52 AM	#77 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	mixedmedia: Gladiator ... don't say it.. I know. ratbastid: Dude, I could seriously hurt myself with an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. The Porkulator is definitely the way to go. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

09-04-2008, 12:49 PM	#78 (permalink)
Ayashe Psycho	How did the naked party go?

09-04-2008, 02:03 PM	#79 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I like Obama over McCain, but I'm seriously concerned about the extra-large target that will be on Obama due to his race, assassination-wise. Would I be doing myself and the country a disservice if I abstained from voting for Obama, as a sort of protection for him? Is that naive thinking? __________________ Google

09-04-2008, 02:29 PM	#80 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Can you sing? __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain