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Old 07-26-2008, 08:34 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2008, 06:02 AM   #42 (permalink)
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biznatch: I own a guitar, but to claim that I play it would be a gross overstatement. I couldn't make a pleasant sound with it if you held a gun to my wife's head.
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Old 07-27-2008, 10:53 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Let me just clarify two things for you Crack:

2. I wouldn't be the kind of lesbian who would let you watch.
Wait... There is a kind of lesbian that WILL let me watch?!?
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Old 07-27-2008, 11:06 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Sure. And I bet if you try real hard you can even find some on the internet.
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Old 07-27-2008, 11:11 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Sure. And I bet if you try real hard you can even find some on the internet.

Damn you, damn you all to hell!

Edit- Hey wait did you edit while I was posting?
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biznatch: I own a guitar, but to claim that I play it would be a gross overstatement. I couldn't make a pleasant sound with it if you held a gun to my wife's head.
What about if the gun was to your head?
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Old 07-27-2008, 12:25 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Is there a loophole in the no-child-photography clause big enough to cram a link to my new baby pictures through, other than soliciting anyone who cares to PM me for links to them?
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Old 07-27-2008, 01:32 PM   #47 (permalink)
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There is a magician who can do five simple tricks. Change a coin from a quarter to a penny, change a card, make a rose appear from his hand, guess the picture you drew, and connect rope together and take it apart again. He does all of these things, but cannot do anything else. You find out, however, that he is doing this all with legitimate magic; not a trick but really making it happen with magic.

Is this person more impressive then Albert Einstein?
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Old 07-27-2008, 02:19 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Tully: Same outcome.

twistedmosaic: You can post links to the pics.

pmf: There is no such thing as real magic and if there were, he wouldn't be using it to perform cantrips. He still wouldn't be more impressive though, 'cause he could be out saving the world and instead was just trying to impress me.
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Old 07-27-2008, 02:20 PM   #49 (permalink)
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pmf: There is no such thing as real magic and if there were, he wouldn't be using it to perform cantrips.
Hal, I expected a better answer then that! Imagine.

EDIT: Thanks. I'm happy.
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Old 07-27-2008, 02:21 PM   #50 (permalink)
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I edited it.
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Old 07-27-2008, 02:23 PM   #51 (permalink)
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You should learn Free Fallin'. Anybody can play that song, and it will protect you from crazed gun-toting guitar lovers.

I suppose I should ask a question.

Suppose I gave you the ability to change one thing about the world around you. It can be anything you can imagine, but you can only do it once and there's no taking it back. What would you change?
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Old 07-27-2008, 04:37 PM   #52 (permalink)
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What's your favorite place to visit in Manhattan?
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Old 07-27-2008, 07:47 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Martian: I would make everyone a LITTLE more honest. Something tells me that the world would be more efficient if they were. I'm not saying everyone should drink the truth serum, but I believe the marker on the sliding scale of honesty should be moved a couple notches up for everyone. Of course it would make poker completely uninteresting. I'm willing to make that sacrifice.

jewels: I enjoy the parks. They might be mostly man-made, but they offer a bit of calm and relaxation in the middle of the pandemonium of the city. My favorite is the Sheep Meadow in Central Park.
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:55 AM   #54 (permalink)
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I edited it.
We have just found another of Halx's superpowers... he can edit his post without leaving behind a "Last edited:" mark. Whoa.

Have you ever visited a nude beach, and if so, how was the experience for you?
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Old 07-28-2008, 06:13 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Redlemon: If you edit the post within 5 minutes, you don't get called out for it. And no, I have never visited a nude beach. I would like to, but I'll settle for a topless one.
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:00 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Dear Hal,

Have you ever danced to a James Brown song?

love,
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:02 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Have you ever danced to a James Brown song?
and if so, would you post the video please?
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Old 07-28-2008, 06:48 PM   #58 (permalink)
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mixedmedia: I can't claim to have danced to James Brown before, but I'll give you a good show if you put on Get On Up and give me a spotlight.

jewels: You can be there to tape it.
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Old 07-30-2008, 09:50 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2008, 04:13 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2008, 04:28 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Congrats, I had no idea.

Favorite team sport? Favorite team? (refer to my avatar if you want extra points)
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Old 07-31-2008, 04:39 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2008, 07:22 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2008, 05:36 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Only the men ask you about your penis, why do you think that is?
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MSD, I have never held a ruler up to my penis. That is the absolute truth!
There is significant wiggle-room in your answer; for instance, you could have measured your penis length by a method other than a ruler, or a girl could have measured it for you. I suspect that your answer does not meet your initial guarantee.

And, since I'm a guy... at what age did you realize that you had significantly more penis than the average man, and what led you to that realization?
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Old 08-01-2008, 05:49 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2008, 06:59 AM   #66 (permalink)
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pmf: My favorite sport.. its a tie between Basketball and Baseball. Depends what season it is. My favorite teams are the Lakers and Dodgers. I'm from LA.

KellyC: I harassed her in World of Warcraft.

RickB: Lets wait until Sunday to answer that. I think we have a damn good chance, we just have to get our middle infield back.

Redlemon: My penis is a TFP meme. I don't think anything of it when someone mentions it. I also have no idea how long it is because it has never been measured. I probably realized it was a significant size when I was about 17. Nothing like an older woman to let you know how you match up against other guys.

Poppinjay: No.
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Old 08-01-2008, 07:23 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Why am I still in love with her?
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Old 08-01-2008, 08:09 AM   #68 (permalink)
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How come I have known you for almost 5 years and we still have not met in person?
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Old 08-01-2008, 08:28 AM   #69 (permalink)
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Only the men ask you about your penis, why do you think that is?
What makes you think only men ask about it?
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:47 PM   #70 (permalink)
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What's more important in a job : perks, or salary?
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Old 08-10-2008, 10:09 PM   #71 (permalink)
 
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Old 08-10-2008, 11:48 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2008, 05:38 AM   #73 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2008, 06:14 AM   #74 (permalink)
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WK: I cant answer that. I was surprised to learn that you could love at all.

ironpham: Because you wont get your ass up from NC.

mixedmedia: Ask ME a question! ME ME ME ME ME!

krystalogik: I am gonna have to go with salary. With a good salary, you can create the perks yourself.

Merlocke: 42.. and money.

Spartanx9: I would like to use the Porkulator from Hexen.

ratbastid: WK's question sorta killed the mood. I had to give it a rest and let more light hearted questions accumulate.
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Old 08-11-2008, 07:06 AM   #75 (permalink)
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Dear Hal,

Have you ever cried at the movies?

Love,
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Old 08-11-2008, 09:45 AM   #76 (permalink)
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You'd rather have a Porkulator than an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device??

Or do you consider that not to be a weapon despite its gun-like form factor?
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Old 08-11-2008, 09:52 AM   #77 (permalink)
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mixedmedia: Gladiator ... don't say it.. I know.

ratbastid: Dude, I could seriously hurt myself with an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. The Porkulator is definitely the way to go.
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Old 09-04-2008, 12:49 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2008, 02:03 PM   #79 (permalink)
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I like Obama over McCain, but I'm seriously concerned about the extra-large target that will be on Obama due to his race, assassination-wise.
Would I be doing myself and the country a disservice if I abstained from voting for Obama, as a sort of protection for him?
Is that naive thinking?
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Old 09-04-2008, 02:29 PM   #80 (permalink)
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