Charlatan

You and me both...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Tully Mars

Laughter, joy, and loneliness and sex and sex and sex and sex
Look at me, Im in tatters
Im a shattered
Shattered

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

mixedmedia

This place is crawling with sexy broads. I think ya'll will manage.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Tully Mars

Doesn't mean we have to like it.

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

little_tippler

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Whether we write or speak or do but look
We are ever unapparent. What we are
Cannot be transfused into word or book.
Our soul from us is infinitely far.
However much we give our thoughts the will
To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.

Fernando Pessoa, 1918

mixedmedia

Tonight's the Night, folks!!!!

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

dlish

ıts the 1st here ın istanbul and ım waıtıng anxıously by the ınsternet cafe computer havıng a shısha and kebab....tap tap tap

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

abaya

You should get an award just for writing the most original sentence of the month...

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And think not you can direct the course of Love;
for Love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course.
--Khalil Gibran

Cynthetiq

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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.

little_tippler

And the winners are....... (drumroll)!!!


Tilted Comedian
Giant Hamburger


Tilted Journalist
onesnowyowl


Tilted Sexpot
Jenna


Tilted Leader
dlish

Tilted Creator
kramus

Tilted Samaritan
Redlemon


Employee of the Month
Cynthetiq

Tilted Asshole.......

well even though we said we didn't want any mods to win, we all have our favourite in-house asshole and a lot of people voted for him. So I think we have to give it to the guy, especially because...he actually wants to get this award!

I think you'll agree it was a good choice!

the winner is...... World's King!

Heh you are the original, no doubt.

So CONGRATULATIONS to all the winners!

And congratulations to everyone who participated and showed their love!

You are the best

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Whether we write or speak or do but look
We are ever unapparent. What we are
Cannot be transfused into word or book.
Our soul from us is infinitely far.
However much we give our thoughts the will
To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.

Fernando Pessoa, 1918

ktspktsp

Congrats to all the winners!

jewels

Yay! Congrats to all winners!

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

mixedmedia

congratulations, everyone!

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

PonyPotato

Congratulations! When do we find out what the categories are for next month?

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"Without passion man is a mere latent force and possibility, like the flint which awaits the shock of the iron before it can give forth its spark."
— Henri-Frédéric Amiel

Tully Mars

Can only disagree with one. But I don't know WK well.

Congrats all.

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

World's King

Trust me. I'm an asshole.

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heavy is the head that wears the crown

snowy

Wow! Thanks for the award. It was really unexpected, but wholly appreciated.

Congratulations to everyone else this month. I'm in good company.

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If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Charlatan

That's a great list of people... all of whom bring a little something to TFP. Thanks to all of them!

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Jenna

And that's why I have this cute little icon by my name? I was wondering why!

I'm so honored. Thank you everyone. You're all making me blush...

Congrats to everyone!

dlish

this comes as a pleasant surprise for me..really! wow...thank you (holds up Oscar).. i truely am not worthy..there are so many others i can think of that deserve this.

i like to thank mum (mom), dad, my twin brother (dlishx2) for listening to my shit, my younger brother for being a little brat, my sister for annoying my younger brother into annoying me. and all my 76 first cousins and all my extended family, i cant forget she-lish for putting up with my shit, the theories and everything else i had to say

then of course g_d would have to come up somewhere and finally the TFP family for whom none of this would have been possible..

i thank you all...

mum (mom) i love you..this is to my homies in sydney..

p.s. i think i just lost the award

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

Poppinjay

Congrats all! The fact that somebody I voted for won, I feel like I've latched on and may collect some serious coin when they make it big.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Giant Hamburger

Hail Citizens!

Your votes are as sweet as they are kind but,
I think there has been some sort of terrible misunderstanding.
I am as serious as they come.
My face is devoid of expression as I type this.

NOW, WHO WILL SEX THE GIANT HAMBURGER?

uncle phil

the little girl in the oscar mayer weiner commercial?

hey, live with it...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

mixedmedia

I thought you'd never ask...

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Redlemon

Thanks!
I'm pretty sure that the Tilted Sexpot award comes with certain responsibilities...

(As Tilted Samaritan, I'm supposed to be keeping the board "clean", but I interpret it more as "running smoothly", and I can't think of anything that could keep it more smooth than those responsibilities.)

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

Cynthetiq

I vote for brazilian smooth!

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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.

kramus

Just got back from camping, read through the 8 page backlog of new posts . . . and see this odd little icon beneath my avatar. A bit of searching - and Gosh! Geez! By Jingo!

Thanks folks I had absolutely no clue this was even a possibility, and find the award a thrill. Maybe that means I ought to get out more, but it was a thrill for me none the less.

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And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ...
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