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Old 06-11-2008, 07:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Let's get in line to thank The_Jazz

Hello all:

It gives me huge amounts of pleasure to tell you that The_Jazz has been promoted to administrator!

This is a well-deserved recognition of his tireless contributions to our community and its members, done with an attitude that makes it seem effortless.

We're lucky to have him.

Congrats The_Jazz!!

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Old 06-11-2008, 07:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Well then, let me be the first in line. Congrats!
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Old 06-11-2008, 07:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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What was he before?

Congrats.
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Old 06-11-2008, 07:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Congrats Jazz! I've always noticed your posts for some reason and I agree with this promotion. Well deserved! Congratulations
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Old 06-11-2008, 07:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Happy birt... oh wait. Congratulations!
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Old 06-11-2008, 07:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Congrats!

Don't hesitate to administrate; don't contemplate, just instigate!

Conflate or confiscate, just don't meditate over mediate....

(That's all I got.)

(Anyone?)
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Old 06-11-2008, 07:41 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Now, go get some pussy. You deserve it.
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Old 06-11-2008, 07:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Congratulations, Jazz. Now open a cold one.
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Old 06-11-2008, 07:57 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
Congrats!

Don't hesitate to administrate; don't contemplate, just instigate!

Conflate or confiscate, just don't meditate over mediate....

(That's all I got.)

(Anyone?)
Remember never to obfuscate when you initiate as a magistrate.

Orate when you amlagamate or segregate, or you may irritate.

(Starting to really stretch it...)
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Old 06-11-2008, 08:02 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I hope your not irate if I am late to congratulate!
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Old 06-11-2008, 09:10 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Congrats, Jazz! Keep up the good work
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Old 06-11-2008, 10:39 PM   #12 (permalink)
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please don´t hit me
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Old 06-12-2008, 03:57 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Congratulations to the hardest-working bastard I know..knew.

Just remember, he's watching you...
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Old 06-12-2008, 05:04 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Thanks everyone. I serve as proof of that insurance people rise to the level of their own incompetency. So if TFP goes down, it was probably my fault.
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Old 06-12-2008, 06:04 AM   #15 (permalink)
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congrats jazz - it's time to start moving threads around.
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Old 06-12-2008, 07:59 AM   #16 (permalink)
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yes, move everything to where it shouldn't be

gratz
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:17 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Go ban Halx! Attica! Attica!

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Old 06-12-2008, 08:22 AM   #18 (permalink)
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congrats!!!!

/goes off to misbehave so she can be punished by Jazz ahahahaha
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Old 06-12-2008, 09:03 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Is that a ruler in your pocket to administer with? There are a few here who have been wagging for a spank.

Edit: capitulate, flaggellate, congratulate.
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Old 06-12-2008, 03:52 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
Congrats!

Don't hesitate to administrate; don't contemplate, just instigate!

Conflate or confiscate, just don't meditate over mediate....

(That's all I got.)

(Anyone?)
Quote:
Remember never to obfuscate when you initiate as a magistrate.

Orate when you amlagamate or segregate, or you may irritate.
Can't believe I am the first to remember this...maybe I'm too old, or it was just too obvious


Congrats Jazz, it's well deserved!
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Old 06-12-2008, 04:02 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Can't believe I am the first to remember this...maybe I'm too old, or it was just too obvious
Don't worry! When I typed out my first two, this is exactly what I thought of. Maybe it was my subconscious inspiration! My sister was obsessed with INXS, so it was amongst the first music I ever listened too. Thanks for the post. This will be The_Jazz's theme song from now on.
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Old 06-12-2008, 04:04 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Byrnison: no, you're definitely not the only one who remembers that. It's the first thing I thought of in this thread, after "Congrats to The_Jazz!" of course
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Old 06-12-2008, 04:42 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I should shut down this thread before I get rickrolled. We all know it's just a matter of time....

Hey, first one to do it gets an abuse of my new powers! Cool!
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Old 06-12-2008, 04:50 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2008, 04:52 PM   #25 (permalink)
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wow! way awesome! congrats!
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Old 06-12-2008, 05:02 PM   #26 (permalink)
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every time I think of getting in line, it's because it's Jazz's week to be in the barrel.

congrats again man...
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Old 06-12-2008, 05:28 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2008, 06:07 PM   #28 (permalink)
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You've been

Rick-rolled

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Old 06-12-2008, 07:18 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Congrats man!!

If anyone here can sing/rap they should record it and it will be Jazz's song.
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Old 06-13-2008, 06:44 AM   #30 (permalink)
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hey great news!

i always thought Jazz was admin until a few months ago. he's got an aura about him that makes him feel like 'admin' if that makes any sense.

maybe its his insurancework rubbing off.. im not sure

but congrats mate! ill open a good ol' aussie one for ya..

Fosters Larger for you my man! enjoy!
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Old 06-13-2008, 04:51 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Congrats Dude!!!!
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Old 06-17-2008, 10:11 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Just saw the thread, I wholly concur with this stupendous decision & applaud the powers that be on their wise choice of a level headed, fair & honest admin, whom I consider a friend. Hey, a little brown nosing never hurt.

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Old 06-17-2008, 12:00 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Nice job man. Jazz is cool!
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Old 06-19-2008, 02:35 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Way to go jazz-man!

if i had cable i would make you a nifty "Congrats" banner, or maybe find a video to fit in, but i dont, so i wont.

but congrats none-the-less!
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Old 06-20-2008, 06:36 PM   #35 (permalink)
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