ubertuber

Hello all:

It gives me huge amounts of pleasure to tell you that The_Jazz has been promoted to administrator!

This is a well-deserved recognition of his tireless contributions to our community and its members, done with an attitude that makes it seem effortless.

We're lucky to have him.

Congrats The_Jazz!!

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KellyC

Well then, let me be the first in line. Congrats!

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LoganSnake

What was he before?

Congrats.

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Church

Congrats Jazz! I've always noticed your posts for some reason and I agree with this promotion. Well deserved! Congratulations

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Willravel

Happy birt... oh wait. Congratulations!

Baraka_Guru

Congrats!

Don't hesitate to administrate; don't contemplate, just instigate!

Conflate or confiscate, just don't meditate over mediate....

(That's all I got.)

(Anyone?)

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Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
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RetroGunslinger

Now, go get some pussy. You deserve it.

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Randerolf

Congratulations, Jazz. Now open a cold one.

Martian

Remember never to obfuscate when you initiate as a magistrate.

Orate when you amlagamate or segregate, or you may irritate.

(Starting to really stretch it...)

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cj2112

I hope your not irate if I am late to congratulate!

snowy

Congrats, Jazz! Keep up the good work

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lotsofmagnets

please don´t hit me

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mixedmedia

Congratulations to the hardest-working bastard I know..knew.

Just remember, he's watching you...

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The_Jazz

Thanks everyone. I serve as proof of that insurance people rise to the level of their own incompetency. So if TFP goes down, it was probably my fault.

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pig

congrats jazz - it's time to start moving threads around.

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Shauk

yes, move everything to where it shouldn't be

gratz

Willravel

Go ban Halx! Attica! Attica!

jk

ShaniFaye

congrats!!!!

/goes off to misbehave so she can be punished by Jazz ahahahaha

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girldetective

Is that a ruler in your pocket to administer with? There are a few here who have been wagging for a spank.

Edit: capitulate, flaggellate, congratulate.

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Byrnison

Can't believe I am the first to remember this...maybe I'm too old, or it was just too obvious


Congrats Jazz, it's well deserved!

Baraka_Guru

Don't worry! When I typed out my first two, this is exactly what I thought of. Maybe it was my subconscious inspiration! My sister was obsessed with INXS, so it was amongst the first music I ever listened too. Thanks for the post. This will be The_Jazz's theme song from now on.

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—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
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SecretMethod70

Byrnison: no, you're definitely not the only one who remembers that. It's the first thing I thought of in this thread, after "Congrats to The_Jazz!" of course

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The_Jazz

I should shut down this thread before I get rickrolled. We all know it's just a matter of time....

Hey, first one to do it gets an abuse of my new powers! Cool!

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Willravel

What's a rickroll?

Sweetpea

wow! way awesome! congrats!

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Cynthetiq

every time I think of getting in line, it's because it's Jazz's week to be in the barrel.

congrats again man...

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xepherys

Good stuff!

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JumpinJesus

You've been

Rick-rolled

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blahblah454

Congrats man!!

If anyone here can sing/rap they should record it and it will be Jazz's song.

dlish

hey great news!

i always thought Jazz was admin until a few months ago. he's got an aura about him that makes him feel like 'admin' if that makes any sense.

maybe its his insurancework rubbing off.. im not sure

but congrats mate! ill open a good ol' aussie one for ya..

Fosters Larger for you my man! enjoy!

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radioguy

Congrats Dude!!!!

DaveOrion

Just saw the thread, I wholly concur with this stupendous decision & applaud the powers that be on their wise choice of a level headed, fair & honest admin, whom I consider a friend. Hey, a little brown nosing never hurt.

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allaboutmusic

Flatulate.

Nice job man. Jazz is cool!

SSJTWIZTA

Way to go jazz-man!

if i had cable i would make you a nifty "Congrats" banner, or maybe find a video to fit in, but i dont, so i wont.

but congrats none-the-less!

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Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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The Faba

Cheers mate!