So they can't spank my kids, but they can traumatize them. Great. Just great. If my friend had been one of the 'dead' participants in the OP's version (where the kids actually believed their friend was dead), my first reaction upon seeing them again would not be to hug them, but to deck them. Friends don't let friends think they've died drunk. If you're all for it, fine. But either get my written permission to traumatize my child, or tell me when this stunt is going to be pulled so that I can keep mine home from school that day.

Quick side note.

I now believe in Forum-Jesus.

Only he could cause a thread ressurection like this.

/sidenote