sapiens

I open and close my mouth and move my head, creating interesting and varied sounds.

Punk.of.Ages

It's not the peeing, so much as the aiming, I have trouble with...

Maybe I'm just a poorer multi-tasker than most.

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sprintex

i just brush my bloody teeth

mew

I just stand there and look at myself in the mirror-brushing. Not sure why. I do like to brush in the shower too when I remember.

Xerxys

I dunno try sitting on the bowl?