05-13-2008, 05:37 PM | #1 (permalink) | |
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What are the odds of THIS happening ...
I doubt there is an actuary alive who would have seen this one coming. A chopper falls from the sky and kills you as you're out for your morning stroll.
Pretty awful in some ways, but what a way to go out: http://www.thestar.com/News/Canada/article/425011 Quote:
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05-13-2008, 07:04 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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Sometimes, it just ain't your lucky day.
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05-13-2008, 07:19 PM | #6 (permalink) | |
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If the OP would have said what are the odds of a this happening to any random pedestrian then it would be much different. |
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05-13-2008, 07:25 PM | #8 (permalink) | |
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* * * * * What a way to go though. A ball of fire is always spectacular.
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05-13-2008, 07:29 PM | #9 (permalink) |
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If something falls from the sky and hit someone, we call that person being punished by the heaven/sky/god in our culture.
But...RIP to all.
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05-13-2008, 08:15 PM | #13 (permalink) | |
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Me? I'll probably die of cancer or dementia in me late 80s. But it'd be fucking sweet to die of something spectacular, so long as I've lived a full life. Meteor strike. Testing an experimental aircraft. Nailing a supermodel. Murdered by an ex-president. |
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05-13-2008, 08:20 PM | #14 (permalink) |
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I've thought about that.
Helicopters scare me. I would never walk under one and get nervous when they are close by. There is a landing spot for life flight helicopters down the street from my parent's house. I would always go inside when I heard one coming. Maybe I have a helicopter phobia.
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05-13-2008, 09:19 PM | #15 (permalink) | |
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Didn't that happen on "ER"?
One of the characters was killed by a falling helicopter. Quote:
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05-13-2008, 10:02 PM | #16 (permalink) | |
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And I think it wouldn't be so unlucky... how many helicopters have crashed and not landed on unsuspecting, civilian joggers?
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05-14-2008, 01:21 AM | #18 (permalink) | |
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"Warning: Death while jogging increases dramatically when smashed by helicopter!"
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05-14-2008, 01:31 AM | #19 (permalink) |
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You know what would be really unlucky?
It was a Medivac helicopter that crashed outside the hospital on someone running to see their relative who was being flown to hospital. That would suck! The whole thing reminds me of the first episode of Dead Like Me.
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05-14-2008, 02:17 AM | #20 (permalink) | |
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lets ask Jazz
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05-14-2008, 05:25 AM | #21 (permalink) | |
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Unless he saw what was happening and ran underneath it on purpose, life insurance will pay. Life insurance always pays unless there's a REALLY good reason not to, and there's usually only one reason - fraud. If you off yourself to give your SO the life insurance, that's defrauding the company. Same if you fake your own death. Beyond that, the actuaries were just wrong and they have to pay out. If you ever compare a life insurance policy to a homeowners policy, you'll see that the life insurance contract is a whole lot shorter and has a whole lot few exclusions. If you die in an accident, no matter how strange or incredible it may be, they're paying off. Bizarre story BTW.
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05-14-2008, 07:33 AM | #23 (permalink) |
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Somewhat off topic:
I will never, ever, get in a helicopter. People ask why?? Well let's see: IF IT BREAKS, YOU DIE. If an airplane's engine breaks, you can coast and possibly land. If a car's engine breaks, you coast off to the side of the road. If a boat's engine dies, you just get stuck in the water. If a helicopter's engine breaks, it falls out of the sky and you die. There is no coasting, there is no safety, you're dead. I think it's absurd to get in an aircraft that is suspended in air by a mechanical motor. At least airplanes can fly without an engine, if not slowly towards the ground. |
05-14-2008, 07:50 AM | #24 (permalink) | |
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05-14-2008, 08:47 AM | #25 (permalink) | |
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Autorotation (helicopter) Quote:
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05-14-2008, 08:55 AM | #27 (permalink) |
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More off topic I 'spose...but hey.
I take helicopter rides whenever I can afford them. I would be a pilot if I could afford it. It reminds me so much of what it it is like to have dreams of flying. (I truly wish, all of you have had at least one of those.) Anways...Skylab and all that..let us keep ours eyes on the skies, chicken littles. .. |
05-14-2008, 10:26 AM | #29 (permalink) |
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Here is the latest. The poor soul, the pedestrian on the ground, who was killed was a student at the local college. He was on his way to post a letter to his parents and was wearing headphones. That may explain why he didn't hear the falling helipcopter.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servl...Story/National Crashing copter kills student mailing letter Pilot and two passengers also die UNNATI GANDHI and ROD MICKLEBURGH AND ANNA MEHLER PAPERNY From Wednesday's Globe and Mail May 14, 2008 at 12:41 AM EDT TORONTO, VANCOUVER AND CRANBROOK, B.C. — At 6 foot 9, and one of the few black residents in Cranbrook, B.C., Isaiah Otieno stood out like few others. The 23-year-old Kenyan, an international student who arrived in the small community just two years ago to study business at the College of the Rockies, was often the target of small-town racism, but despite that managed to leave a lasting impression as a natural-born leader who was determined to follow in his father's footsteps, a close friend said Tuesday. In a tragic twist, however, the young man's life came to a sudden end Tuesday afternoon, when a helicopter carrying three people crashed into him as he crossed the street downtown, and dragged him for several metres before exploding in a ball of flames. The pilot and two passengers also died. The helicopter, which witnesses say had been flying extremely low moments before it plunged to the ground, left a trail of flames and wreckage as it skidded for several metres along the street. Isaiah Otieno, 23, was a student at the College of the Rockies. Isaac Hockley, a friend of Mr. Otieno, said the man was walking to the mailbox to post a letter to his parents, who live in Kenya. He was wearing headphones at the time, which might explain why he didn't hear the low-flying vehicle sputtering just 50 metres in the air above him at 1:03 p.m. Elmer Bautz, who lives just metres from the crash site, said he saw Mr. Otieno walking down 10th Street South, near 14th Avenue, from his window as the helicopter came crashing down. “If he would have jumped just five feet, he would have missed it,” Mr. Bautz, 63, said. The helicopter made a couple of circles around a Catholic church before it crashed and burst into flames, said Norm Magee, who was driving to downtown at the time. “It was on the ground in flames that were two or three houses tall. There were some men who had taken their shirts off, dragging a body away from the helicopter towards the street. They were trying to put the flames out, trying to smother the flames with their shirts.” Mr. Magee, 60, got out of his car and grabbed a garden hose nearby, but it was too late. Mr. Otieno was already dead. There was no way anyone could get near the helicopter's door because the flames were so big, Mr. Magee added. Mr. Otieno came from a political family in Kenya. He was one of 13 siblings, all of whom were sent abroad to study by their treasurer father, Mr. Hockley said. “He wanted to be just like his dad. He's a natural leader, like his dad. His idea was to see the world, grow as a person and take over for his dad,” he said. “It obviously wasn't easy for him to live here, being so different in a redneck city like this. But he dealt with it as best he could. He's seen the best kind of people in Canada and he's seen the worst.” Mr. Hockley said the two became close friends after Mr. Otieno saved him when a knife was pulled on him during a bar fight at Misty's Lounge last year. Mr. Otieno had worked as a bouncer there since the club opened in April. Misty's manager Shane Berry said Mr. Otieno had come to Canada partly to get some distance from his father's political involvement. “He came here to get away from what was going on [in Kenya]. He was just a really friendly guy.” Mr. Otieno spent his first Christmas away from his family with Mr. Hockley's in 2006. He was able to fly back last December and see his parents, Mr. Hockley said. RCMP Corporal Chris Faulkner said he arrived at the crash scene just a few minutes after the accident. “There was some debris in the street, and the fuel was burning for about half a block. A lot of people saw what happened. They were just dumbfounded,” he said. Tuesday evening, the curb and sidewalks near the crash were sooty and nearby lawns blackened by the smoke and fire. A white tent covered the rubble, cordoned off by police tape. The deadly scene, however, drew the curious, who took cellphone pictures and stopped to stare. Cpl. Faulkner said eyewitnesses told him the helicopter, carrying two B.C. Hydro employees, may have been surveying possible routes for hydro lines in a new subdivision under construction nearby. The Bighorn Helicopters chopper had been hired for the flight by B.C. Hydro, and was being flown by one of the company's senior pilots. A person answering the telephone at Bighorn Helicopters, a flight school based in Cranbrook, said it was one of their choppers that went down but declined to give any further information. B.C. Hydro CEO Bob Elton said the two employees in the chopper, a Bell 206 Ranger, were on a routine line patrol. They said in a statement that everyone at the company felt “overwhelming grief” at the news. “This loss will be felt by all of us at B.C. Hydro and in the communities where they lived and served,” Mr. Elton said. “I am joined by Hydro employees across the province in expressing my deepest and most sincere condolences to the families, friends and colleagues of the victims of this accident.” Cpl. Faulkner said all four victims were residents of the town. “It's a pretty sombre day.” Mr. Otieno is believed to have lived in one of the apartment blocks around 10th Street where the crash took place. “He hadn't lived here that long,” Cpl. Faulkner said. He said one of those who witnessed the crash made a “heroic effort” to rescue Mr. Otieno by pulling him from the blazing wreckage. “But I'm not sure there was any way he could have survived. It was just karma, fate, bad luck that he was right there when the helicopter crashed.” Reporter Dean Bassett of the Cranbrook Daily Townsman said his father-in-law was driving down the street when he saw the helicopter come down. “He said it missed a big ponderosa pine and then it came down. Boom. He pulled the pedestrian from the crash, but he was already dead.” Two elementary schools were within two blocks of the crash scene. Bill Yearwood of the Transportation Safety Board said three TSB investigators had begun their investigation of the crash. With a report from The Canadian Press Last edited by Leto; 05-14-2008 at 10:28 AM.. |
05-14-2008, 11:09 AM | #30 (permalink) | |
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You know, it's just a damn shame, and the definition of 'freak accident'. But one thing I got to grips with a couple of days after arriving in Iraq for the first time - when your number is up, your number is just up, fucking period. I saw and heard of enough examples to confirm that in subsequent months.
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I've ridden around in some seriously old and overworked helos - namely the CH-53 and CH-46 - and it was interesting at times, but never scary. However, last year I rode in one of these things at night, and it was a pretty harrowing experience for a few moments: Never again if I can avoid it. Swear to God, that was one of my top three scariest moments last year...
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05-14-2008, 11:12 AM | #31 (permalink) |
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e5d, you deserve a damn medal for being on the same base as the Osprey, let alone riding on one. If there were any near here, I'd constantly be checking the skies.
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05-14-2008, 01:04 PM | #32 (permalink) |
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Heh. I'm stationed across the river from the Home of the North Carolina Lawn Dart. They buzz around here constantly, and have since 2004 or so.
It's a solid bird, I guess, maybe just a *little* bigger than a -46 inside. I was one of the first to ride one during its first "combat" deployment to Iraq. But when the pilot does a 100 ft. takeoff roll, yanks back to like, 60 degrees nose up, and all the cargo shifts BACKWARD TOWARDS OUR SEATS... it kinda sucks a little. Moreso when you look back towards the crew chief, standing near the half-open ramp, and he's got a gigantic "Oh, shit" expression on his face as you watch runway stripes zip-zip-zipping by over his shoulder. Other than that, it's a sweetass ride! (/threadjack)
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Thats a shame Will.. i had already organised The Kursk Submarine.. u still up for it Laz?
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05-14-2008, 07:21 PM | #35 (permalink) |
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If you get on a Kilo-class for more than ten days, you have gigantic balls, and are a bigger and better man than I am.
HAPPY BIRFDAY, LASERETH!!!
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05-15-2008, 07:19 AM | #36 (permalink) | |
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If I'm going to die young, I want to be "the guy who got hit by a helicopter."
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05-15-2008, 07:22 AM | #37 (permalink) | |
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whole life is expensive and while it pays out it is also an investment vehicle for some. AD&D (accidental death & dismemberment) only applies if you buy it or covered by it via your employer and that also doesn't happen often compared to the premiums. jazz, please correct my assumptions of what I believe I know and understand of insurance.
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05-15-2008, 07:52 AM | #39 (permalink) | |
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Term life is basically straight up gambling. The life insurance companies know down to the month how long an average person in your demograpics should live. They're gambling that you won't die before then. And they're going to take your premiums and invest them in as high a yield as they can find. There are folks who paid more in premiums than the survivors get paid, especially if they're not very bright about how they bought their coverage. Really, the money comes from having lots of people buying. A few of them will die, and the company will have to pay off there, but if they've done their underwriting correctly, that will only be about 50-75% of the premium. They take the remainder and grow it as much as they can. We can talk about reinsurance and make this a lot more complicated, but I bet I've derailed this enough now. You should recheck your ads. For $20/year, you're usually getting a limit in the tens of thousands of dollars. Usually about $20,000 since that's a minimum used a lot. I have a $1M term policy that I pay about $500/year for.
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