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RAMONES!!! · 06-25-2003, 01:57 PM

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BEIJING, Jun 25, 2003 (AP WorldStream via COMTEX) -- Four monkeys escaped from a zoo in northeastern China and attacked a woman and her baby before three of the animals were shot to death by police, the official Xinhua News Agency said Wednesday.

The three adult monkeys and one baby escaped Monday from a zoo in Changtu county in Liaoning province, Xinhua said. It did not say what species they were.

The monkeys took refuge in a grove of trees and resisted attempts to recapture them, the report said.

"One of the monkeys pounced on a woman holding a child, biting her arm before leaping back into the tree," Xinhua said. It said police shot the adult monkeys "to prevent further attacks."

The baby monkey escaped and is still at large, Xinhua said.

Monkeys from Chinese zoo attack woman and baby, are killed by police
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am i wrong for finding humor in this?????

scarebearjinx · 06-25-2003, 02:52 PM

that is so bad!! but i do find humor in that. it is kinda funny.

YourNeverThere · 06-25-2003, 09:29 PM

haha thats funny

ducati999 · 06-25-2003, 11:47 PM

bad monkies

Daval · 06-26-2003, 05:26 AM

definately humorous visuals

scope · 06-26-2003, 06:03 AM

hilarious. Can monkeys carry diseases?

gov135 · 06-26-2003, 07:09 AM

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Originally posted by scope
hilarious. Can monkeys carry diseases?

I've repeatedly heard the human mouth is a hotbed for all kinds of nasty stuff.

So, yeah, I'm pretty sure a monkey bite might give you cause for worry.

Charlatan · 06-26-2003, 07:12 AM

It was funny until they shot the poor monkeys...

Run Baby Monkey, Run!

denim · 06-26-2003, 07:25 AM

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Originally posted by scope
hilarious. Can monkeys carry diseases?

Oh God yes. Such as rabies and other serious nasties. And they throw shit. Think of the worst you can get from a baby, then multiply since an adult monkey isn't a baby.

borf · 06-26-2003, 11:44 PM

Is there anything on Earth that isn't better if there's a monkey involved? I mean, even sex is better if there's a monkey bringing the two of you cool drinks and more melted chocolate to smear about. And if he's wearing a tuxedo while he does it? Perfection.

06-25-2003, 01:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	Monkeys Here, Monkeys There, Monkeys just pulled that womans hair http://highmarkfunds.stockpoint.com/...5/176w8252.xml ----------------------------------------------------------------------- BEIJING, Jun 25, 2003 (AP WorldStream via COMTEX) -- Four monkeys escaped from a zoo in northeastern China and attacked a woman and her baby before three of the animals were shot to death by police, the official Xinhua News Agency said Wednesday. The three adult monkeys and one baby escaped Monday from a zoo in Changtu county in Liaoning province, Xinhua said. It did not say what species they were. The monkeys took refuge in a grove of trees and resisted attempts to recapture them, the report said. "One of the monkeys pounced on a woman holding a child, biting her arm before leaping back into the tree," Xinhua said. It said police shot the adult monkeys "to prevent further attacks." The baby monkey escaped and is still at large, Xinhua said. Monkeys from Chinese zoo attack woman and baby, are killed by police ----------------------------------------------------------------------- am i wrong for finding humor in this????? __________________ Come on

06-25-2003, 09:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	haha thats funny __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

06-25-2003, 11:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
ducati999 Crazy Location: USA	bad monkies __________________ Twist of the wrist

06-26-2003, 05:26 AM	#5 (permalink)
Daval Junkie Location: The True North Strong and Free!	definately humorous visuals __________________ "It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it." Winston Churchill

06-26-2003, 07:12 AM	#8 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	It was funny until they shot the poor monkeys... Run Baby Monkey, Run! __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-25-2003, 02:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
scarebearjinx Psycho Location: in a deep, dark hole where rainbow creatures attack me to eat my fingernails.	that is so bad!! but i do find humor in that. it is kinda funny.

06-26-2003, 06:03 AM	#6 (permalink)
scope Banned Location: Canada	hilarious. Can monkeys carry diseases?

06-26-2003, 11:44 PM	#10 (permalink)
borf Psycho	Is there anything on Earth that isn't better if there's a monkey involved? I mean, even sex is better if there's a monkey bringing the two of you cool drinks and more melted chocolate to smear about. And if he's wearing a tuxedo while he does it? Perfection.