Monkeys Here, Monkeys There, Monkeys just pulled that womans hair
 

http://highmarkfunds.stockpoint.com/...5/176w8252.xml
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
BEIJING, Jun 25, 2003 (AP WorldStream via COMTEX) -- Four monkeys escaped from a zoo in northeastern China and attacked a woman and her baby before three of the animals were shot to death by police, the official Xinhua News Agency said Wednesday.

The three adult monkeys and one baby escaped Monday from a zoo in Changtu county in Liaoning province, Xinhua said. It did not say what species they were.

The monkeys took refuge in a grove of trees and resisted attempts to recapture them, the report said.

"One of the monkeys pounced on a woman holding a child, biting her arm before leaping back into the tree," Xinhua said. It said police shot the adult monkeys "to prevent further attacks."

The baby monkey escaped and is still at large, Xinhua said.

Monkeys from Chinese zoo attack woman and baby, are killed by police
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

am i wrong for finding humor in this?????

that is so bad!! but i do find humor in that. it is kinda funny.

haha thats funny

bad monkies

definately humorous visuals

hilarious. Can monkeys carry diseases?

I've repeatedly heard the human mouth is a hotbed for all kinds of nasty stuff.

So, yeah, I'm pretty sure a monkey bite might give you cause for worry.

It was funny until they shot the poor monkeys...

Run Baby Monkey, Run!

Oh God yes. Such as rabies and other serious nasties. And they throw shit. Think of the worst you can get from a baby, then multiply since an adult monkey isn't a baby.

Is there anything on Earth that isn't better if there's a monkey involved? I mean, even sex is better if there's a monkey bringing the two of you cool drinks and more melted chocolate to smear about. And if he's wearing a tuxedo while he does it? Perfection.