Tully Mars

I love her student body
She wants a better grade
I say If you roll over
I'll throw in financial aide



HANOVER, Germany (Reuters) - A court in Germany sentenced a law professor to three years in prison for giving students better marks in exchange for sex and money.

The 53-year-old from the central city of Hanover admitted accepting 156,000 euros ($244,000) in total for awarding doctorates to students who failed to make the grade.

The man also told the court in nearby Hildesheim he had given female students better marks in return for sex.

The academic, whom the court on Wednesday convicted on 68 counts of corruption, said he had resorted to taking bribes because he was having financial difficulties.

His net monthly salary of nearly 5,000 euros had not been sufficient to pay off his debts, the court heard.

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Willravel

Whoa. Well that's one way to educate; don't trust professors.

Tully Mars

So that stripper I met in Germany may not have been joking when she claimed she had a Ph. D. in cock sucking, good to know.

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SSJTWIZTA

well, at least he admitted to it.

Tlly, that comment you made had me busting a gut i was laughing so hard.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

sibylable

haha... just like that. totally agree

Destrox

Stephen Lynch rocks.

Thats really all i have to offer.

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Tully Mars

I got "A little bit special" from a friend and have been hooked ever since. I met him when he played Portland. I guess he almost always comes out and signs CD's and pretty much BS's with everyone. If you join his fan club any e-mails you get are likely from his wife, she's cool too.

Here's Mixer at Delta-Chi in it's entirety:

It's College time again
September's almost here
Hanging with freshmen girls
Frat party kegs of beer
I see a girl I'm wanting
mixer at Delta Chi
we take some oxycontin
Dave Matthew gettin' high
and then as I undress her
and start my stimulus
she says but wait professor
this wasn't on the syllabus

I'm the bad professor
I'm the bad professor
A tenured titty caresser
I'm a bad, bad man

Tutor her at my apartment
turns into a slow dance
Hey baby, what's your minor got your major in my pants
I love her student body
She wants a better grade
I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid

I hope you've boned up for your midterm
If you want, I can help you cram
Don't give a shit about the essay test
So let's skip it and get to the oral exam

I'm a bad professor
that's a blow job reference
I'm a bad professor
Your money's on the dresser
I'm a bad, bad man

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club