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I2icky 06-23-2003 02:40 PM

OMG this is scary
 
OMG, this is making me apprehensive. Is this true? :eek:

http://www.herbolove.com/library/res...rmas/fatal.asp


and o ya, read the other side links as well

rogue49 06-23-2003 02:47 PM

Although I doubt the accuracy of this site,
all's fair, I guess.

For those of you who don't like to click links...

Quote:

Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation

Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessive can result in over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. Other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively masturbation.

Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances.

The side effects of such changes to the body include:
Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time
Lower back pain
Stress / Anxiety
Thinning hair / Hair Loss
Soft / Weak Erection
Premature Ejaculation
Eye floaters or fuzzy vision
Groin / Testicular Pain
Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone

If above symptoms are experienced, you need to restore the balance of brain's acetylcholine / parasympathetic ratio, reduces the level of sex hormones in the body, and sedates sympathetic nervous function, or the symptoms would become worsen.

Shokan 06-23-2003 02:48 PM

Its a complete crock of shit.

HiThereDear 06-23-2003 02:54 PM

Don't worry buddy, this is all bullshit. You may continue your excessive masturbation.

And since when did "eyesight become shaky and blurred" become a "fatal symptom"?

Let me guess, you check your palms for hair too eh?

viveleroi0 06-23-2003 02:57 PM

what is considered excessive?

denim 06-23-2003 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rogue49
Although I doubt the accuracy of this site,
all's fair, I guess.

For those of you who don't like to click links...

Sounds like they've come up with a new way to say "hairy palms". :D

denim 06-23-2003 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by viveleroi0
what is considered excessive?
That's the point. Without any kind of real measurement, they're making it apply to everyone. If this was any kind of scientific result, they'd have given some kind of objective way to determine that.

Whoever came out with this was just trying to scare people.

I2icky 06-23-2003 03:11 PM

How much is excessive?

Read this article:

http://www.herbolove.com/article.asp?art=217

The_Dude 06-23-2003 03:16 PM

fake site.

http://www.herbolove.com/library/res...rmas/study.asp

check out that link and you'll know why.

they have another one of those bs shit that says you'll lose eyesight by doing this and they purposefully mess up the text to make u think u're losing vision.

does a hardcore church sponsor this site or what?

Memalvada 06-23-2003 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by I2icky
How much is excessive?

Read this article:

http://www.herbolove.com/article.asp?art=217

Quote:

How much is too much masturbation (and sex for that matter)? That depends but I recommend men to keep their ejaculation frequency down to 2-3 times a week. However, sexual activity can be experienced more often if men learn how to orgasm without ejaculation. To learn how to do so, click here. Doing so can actually store the bioenergy into your system and make your penis firmer, your erections last longer, and your ejaculate volume bigger.

Over-masturbaters would experience problems with concentration and memory. This is a dangerous side effect of over-masturbation and signals that the brain is being over drained of acetycholine. Over-masturbating can also drain the motor nerves, neuro-muscular endings, and tissues of acetycholine and replace it with too much stress adrenalin which is where absentmindedness, memory loss, lack of concentration, and eye floaters come from. To fight these symptoms, the chemical levels in your body needs to be balanced.

Notice a pattern yet? The plethora of problems associated with over-masturbation come from the fact that your body is drained of important nutrients and hormones.
2-3 times per week? yeah... right....:hmm:

stazen 06-23-2003 04:52 PM

I smell BS as well, this paragraph makes no sense whatsoever:

"Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessive can result in over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. "

Fade 06-23-2003 05:15 PM

like they said, what a crock of shit.

HiThereDear 06-23-2003 08:19 PM

Quote:

However, sexual activity can be experienced more often if men learn how to orgasm without ejaculation.
eh?? Does anyone know the mystical secrets of this?

YourNeverThere 06-23-2003 10:06 PM

crappy crap crap. They want to sell products. "herbal solutions" its all crap

myMHz 06-23-2003 11:44 PM

They are just jacking you off!

Ashton 06-24-2003 12:19 AM

Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time = Jerking off too much
Lower back pain = Crappy bed (not enough pillows)
Stress / Anxiety = Seeing hot girls that you cannot have
Thinning hair / Hair Loss = Genes or stress from seeing hot girls you cannot have
Soft / Weak Erection = Jerking off too much
Premature Ejaculation = Being over excited by the touch of a soft warm women that usually wouldn't give you the time of day
Eye floaters or fuzzy vision = The amount of Vodka it takes for you to get the courage to actually swoop on teh women that turns you on
Groin / Testicular Pain = Again, too much jerking off
Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone = Well, I could say "too much jerking off" but this one is probally from some crappy job where you have to lift heavy shit..... or some old war wound. like in high school when you grabbed the cheerleaders ass and she kicked you in the nuts. :D

Hydralisk 06-24-2003 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HiThereDear
eh?? Does anyone know the mystical secrets of this?
I read that if you meditate, and concentrate on making yourself orgasm, it's possible. I just use the hand. Simple, easy, effective.

MikeyChalupa 06-24-2003 02:31 AM

The grammar at this site is ridiculously bad.

Quote:

...there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively masturbation.

Follow my instructions very carefully and within a few weeks they are seemingly cured!

I have started masturbating at the age of 13 and doing it regularly... But now I lost erection while insertion or after few pumps...

If above symptoms are experienced, you need to restore the balance of brain's acetylcholine / parasympathetic ratio, reduces the level of sex hormones in the body, and sedates sympathetic nervous function, or the symptoms would become worsen.
Among others.

This is a site to sell you herbal products, nothing more. It preys on many people who have feelings of sexual inadequacy. They also sell products to treat vaginal dryness, impotence, natural breast enhancers, "foreskin restoration" products, and so on.

-Mikey

jgrayson_au 06-24-2003 12:14 PM

That's gotta be a load of shit.... I masturbate all the time and I sleep like 4 hours a night.... hey... did I just write that?!?!

Smileys :-)

opentocomments 06-24-2003 12:35 PM

so 2-3 times a week is too much.

even the church doesnt limit the amount of sexual activity u can have its how u can do it.

MacGnG 06-24-2003 01:46 PM

"Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances. " - well thats true but the site is kinda sketchy

Tirian 06-24-2003 01:55 PM

I did a quick google search on the word acetylcholine. The insomniac club may be interested in the article at this site.

It's from the Harvard Mahoney Neuroscience Institue.
http://www.med.harvard.edu/publicati...er3/Sleep.html

mike059 06-24-2003 03:55 PM

I really do not believe that there is too much, except maybe when the blisters break, that may be the time to stop, too much masterbation is like saying too much sex, there is no such thing....

rogue49 06-24-2003 05:48 PM

It is a healthy natural behavior,
but as with anything, it CAN be overdone.

Been there, done that...
have had it produce negative effects.

This site is mostly trying to scare you, to sell it's product.

My advise is this...
Use your head, about using your head,
and you'll be fine.

Everything in moderation.;)

lurkette 06-24-2003 05:52 PM

The grammar is atrocious but more importantly the neuroscience makes *no* sense at all. Carry on carrying on, folks.

I2icky 06-24-2003 05:57 PM

well, my friend believes in this site cause he says that it coincides with what Sue Johanson has to say on the Sunday Night Sex Show. How credible she is i am not sure tho

lafemmefatale 06-24-2003 06:10 PM

What a coincidence I'm studying for a bio exam right...NOW...and that article reeks of a bored biology student...I like how the person just linked all the words together without making any sense out of it...amateur...:p...great review vocabulary though.

XenuHubbard 06-24-2003 09:52 PM

Fatigue. Feeling relaxed for a while.
Forgetting about lower back pain.
Stress / Anxiety magically disappearing.
Thinning hair / Hair Loss may happen if your grip is too low.
Soft / Weak Erection is to be expected for the next hour or so.
Premature Ejaculation is not a problem while masturbating.
Eye floaters or fuzzy vision may occur if you aim at your own face.
Groin / Testicular Pain may occur if you abstain from masturbation.
Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone - well, if that happens, you have found one freaky position I want to know about.

Yeah, I think the list makes more sense now.

Overlord 06-25-2003 10:57 PM

http://www.herbolove.com/library/res...i_masstudy.gif

FallenAvatar 06-25-2003 11:03 PM

Hmm, how much is too much?

toreup4good 06-25-2003 11:14 PM

haha good shit

Zyeox 06-25-2003 11:15 PM

Masterbation is chore for me i cant stop !!!!

FuddMan 06-26-2003 05:49 PM

they're peddling lovelover or some crap....even though what they say is true, they exaggerate

gwr_gwir 06-26-2003 08:39 PM

"Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessive can result in over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic"...

so, basically, whacking off "too much" makes you happier and more excited. whoo ha.

Pyrate 06-27-2003 05:33 AM

thanks rogue.

After foolishly daring myself to set eyes upon tubgirl, I get a gut ache whenever I see a link...

Who knows what's on the other side?

warrrreagl 06-27-2003 06:03 AM

I was especially interested in the list of "symptoms." We should add the following: Increase in waist size; Increase in number of pimples on the butt; and Increase in sagginess of the balls.

It all sounds like "getting older" shit to me.

Crazboos 06-27-2003 10:00 PM

Gonna be 31 and I don't have any of those symptoms. I think it's because I.... What was I saying?

^Oni^ 06-28-2003 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by viveleroi0
what is considered excessive?
I wondered that too... possibly if you feel the need to do it in line for the ATM or in traffic? :D


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