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OMG this is scary
OMG, this is making me apprehensive. Is this true? :eek:
http://www.herbolove.com/library/res...rmas/fatal.asp and o ya, read the other side links as well |
Although I doubt the accuracy of this site,
all's fair, I guess. For those of you who don't like to click links... Quote:
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Its a complete crock of shit.
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Don't worry buddy, this is all bullshit. You may continue your excessive masturbation.
And since when did "eyesight become shaky and blurred" become a "fatal symptom"? Let me guess, you check your palms for hair too eh? |
what is considered excessive?
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Whoever came out with this was just trying to scare people. |
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fake site.
http://www.herbolove.com/library/res...rmas/study.asp check out that link and you'll know why. they have another one of those bs shit that says you'll lose eyesight by doing this and they purposefully mess up the text to make u think u're losing vision. does a hardcore church sponsor this site or what? |
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I smell BS as well, this paragraph makes no sense whatsoever:
"Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessive can result in over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. " |
like they said, what a crock of shit.
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crappy crap crap. They want to sell products. "herbal solutions" its all crap
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They are just jacking you off!
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Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time = Jerking off too much
Lower back pain = Crappy bed (not enough pillows) Stress / Anxiety = Seeing hot girls that you cannot have Thinning hair / Hair Loss = Genes or stress from seeing hot girls you cannot have Soft / Weak Erection = Jerking off too much Premature Ejaculation = Being over excited by the touch of a soft warm women that usually wouldn't give you the time of day Eye floaters or fuzzy vision = The amount of Vodka it takes for you to get the courage to actually swoop on teh women that turns you on Groin / Testicular Pain = Again, too much jerking off Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone = Well, I could say "too much jerking off" but this one is probally from some crappy job where you have to lift heavy shit..... or some old war wound. like in high school when you grabbed the cheerleaders ass and she kicked you in the nuts. :D |
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The grammar at this site is ridiculously bad.
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This is a site to sell you herbal products, nothing more. It preys on many people who have feelings of sexual inadequacy. They also sell products to treat vaginal dryness, impotence, natural breast enhancers, "foreskin restoration" products, and so on. -Mikey |
That's gotta be a load of shit.... I masturbate all the time and I sleep like 4 hours a night.... hey... did I just write that?!?!
Smileys :-) |
so 2-3 times a week is too much.
even the church doesnt limit the amount of sexual activity u can have its how u can do it. |
"Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances. " - well thats true but the site is kinda sketchy
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I did a quick google search on the word acetylcholine. The insomniac club may be interested in the article at this site.
It's from the Harvard Mahoney Neuroscience Institue. http://www.med.harvard.edu/publicati...er3/Sleep.html |
I really do not believe that there is too much, except maybe when the blisters break, that may be the time to stop, too much masterbation is like saying too much sex, there is no such thing....
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It is a healthy natural behavior,
but as with anything, it CAN be overdone. Been there, done that... have had it produce negative effects. This site is mostly trying to scare you, to sell it's product. My advise is this... Use your head, about using your head, and you'll be fine. Everything in moderation.;) |
The grammar is atrocious but more importantly the neuroscience makes *no* sense at all. Carry on carrying on, folks.
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well, my friend believes in this site cause he says that it coincides with what Sue Johanson has to say on the Sunday Night Sex Show. How credible she is i am not sure tho
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What a coincidence I'm studying for a bio exam right...NOW...and that article reeks of a bored biology student...I like how the person just linked all the words together without making any sense out of it...amateur...:p...great review vocabulary though.
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Fatigue. Feeling relaxed for a while.
Forgetting about lower back pain. Stress / Anxiety magically disappearing. Thinning hair / Hair Loss may happen if your grip is too low. Soft / Weak Erection is to be expected for the next hour or so. Premature Ejaculation is not a problem while masturbating. Eye floaters or fuzzy vision may occur if you aim at your own face. Groin / Testicular Pain may occur if you abstain from masturbation. Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone - well, if that happens, you have found one freaky position I want to know about. Yeah, I think the list makes more sense now. |
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Hmm, how much is too much?
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haha good shit
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Masterbation is chore for me i cant stop !!!!
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they're peddling lovelover or some crap....even though what they say is true, they exaggerate
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"Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessive can result in over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic"...
so, basically, whacking off "too much" makes you happier and more excited. whoo ha. |
thanks rogue.
After foolishly daring myself to set eyes upon tubgirl, I get a gut ache whenever I see a link... Who knows what's on the other side? |
I was especially interested in the list of "symptoms." We should add the following: Increase in waist size; Increase in number of pimples on the butt; and Increase in sagginess of the balls.
It all sounds like "getting older" shit to me. |
Gonna be 31 and I don't have any of those symptoms. I think it's because I.... What was I saying?
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