02-14-2008, 01:04 PM | #81 (permalink) |
Pissing in the cornflakes
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I should start 90day Ustwo.
I'd have video's of me picking out my final sweat pants, and I'd show you my nipples. Hours of me playing COD4. Maybe a contest to 'Be Ustwo's last love!' (hey it worked in MASH for the Dentist). Maybe a paypal contest where the method of death with the most money would be what I was going to use. Then I can claim it was all for performance art to highlight the need to brush and floss.
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02-14-2008, 01:24 PM | #82 (permalink) | |
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Just start a church, court some Hollywood types and you'll be raking it in in no time. If you're going to do something that's been done, make sure it made the last guy really rich.
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02-14-2008, 01:38 PM | #84 (permalink) | |
Pissing in the cornflakes
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The problem is I'm not evil enough .
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02-14-2008, 04:23 PM | #85 (permalink) | |
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Yeah isn't that usually the case- you can make a lot of money but to do so ya gotta shit can 90% of your morals.
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02-14-2008, 04:28 PM | #86 (permalink) | |
Getting it.
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02-16-2008, 02:51 AM | #87 (permalink) | |
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02-16-2008, 06:50 AM | #88 (permalink) | |
I Confess a Shiver
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02-16-2008, 10:19 AM | #89 (permalink) | |
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hAahahaha.. sometimes i beg to differ!
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02-16-2008, 10:27 AM | #90 (permalink) | |
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
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02-16-2008, 11:32 AM | #91 (permalink) | |
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I used to have a neighbor who was devotedly Lutheran. Nicest guy in the world, would do anything for you. He always wanted to pray before doing anything. Move a tree stump? Pray first. Work on a tractor engine? Ask Jesus for help guiding our repairs. I didn't mind, you want to take a second and ask for divine intervention fine, but can we then just hook the winch up and move the stump? We had a conversation one day, don't even remember what about now, but I stated you wouldn't likely believe that if you were born in China. Or something to that effect. He got a really blank look on his face and said "Huh, yeah, you know you're probably right about that."
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