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this almost makes me want to quit smoking.
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We should lock the two of you in a small room with a lot of junk and a CCTV camera, and create a reality TV series. It's a competition, and every week viewers vote to add or remove stuff to make it harder for one of you to use your superpowers.
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My super-power is to take a look at a person, know how they're feeling, have an idea of what would make them feel better, and say something to the exact opposite effect. It's my blessing, it's my curse.
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I can fall asleep faster than you.
Hell I can down an espresso and still be snoring in under 5 minutes. Caffiene does not affect me sadly - if I'm sleepy, guess what's gonna happezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. |
I have the body of a sixteen year old boy and the brain of a German shepherd.
They're in my trunk. My superpower: Intense and delightful weirdity. I used to have the nipple thing too, but I kept getting excited and having to buy new shirts, so I had them capped with kryptonite. |
hehe. Weirdity that keeps us laughing.
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