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tikki · 07-10-2003, 06:58 AM

play golf in a lightning storm...

Stiltzkin · 07-10-2003, 04:11 PM

My list is... my list

1.) be gay. I just have this strange thing about not having shit on my dick
2.) have sex - yes, you read right.
3.) See A, J, or Edith ever again

4.) rape someone - kinda goes without saying
5.) smoke
6.) do any kind of drugs. Of course, I'd take a drug if it was prescribed, despite how unreliable some doctors may be *shrugs*
7.) eat anything that isn't food. Shit isn't food. Worms aren't food. Bamboo isn't food. Pizza is food.
8.) grok anything in fullness (allusion to "Stranger in A Strange Land", good book)

Meh. I'm sure there's more. I'll edit this post if I come up with more junk.

Frowning Budah · 07-10-2003, 04:33 PM

redravin40, you got it right. I hope everybody keeps there lists of "Never would" and go back and look at them again in 20 years.

punx1325 · 07-10-2003, 04:49 PM

I will never:

*Have gay sex
*Own a Ford
*Drugs
*Smoke
*Drink and Drive (Thats how I lost my cousin)
*Live in LA (I can barely stand driving through there)
*Never hit my kids (my dad hit me with a belt...those things still don't make me feel right)
*Theres plenty more and I just can't think of them

frankx · 07-16-2003, 09:11 AM

1. Have children
2. Become King of England
3. Eat brussel sprouts or turnip greens
4. Screw my friends over
5. Cheat on my girlfriend
6. Own a minivan
7. Be untrue to myself

Diceman · 07-16-2003, 10:11 AM

An follow-up question -
How different would your list be if someone was pointing a gun at either your or a loved one's head?

Bill O'Rights · 07-16-2003, 10:24 AM

Things I will never do...

1.) Make a list of things that I will never do. The universe just has a funny way about it that makes a list, such as this, irrelevent in an amazingly short amount of time.

Zargix · 07-16-2003, 06:28 PM

1. Have straight sex (Well, maybe a couple of times, but I'm bi, and i'm sick of people sayin gay sex)
2. Rape someone
3. Kill Someone
4. Take my own life for the sole purpose of taking my own life (Ex. I might do something that would get me killed, but save 1,000,000s of people)
5. Chop off my dick, fry it, and eat it
6. Not try a shrooms in my life
7. keep a new years resolution
8. Smoke Cigarettes (other substances are okay)
9. Make a list of things that I will not do that goes 10 items or more

Drider_it · 07-16-2003, 06:32 PM

watch a harry potter movie..
eat a paint ball

disect a cat

own a mac
own a lama

hambone · 07-16-2003, 08:02 PM

finish this sen

User Name · 07-16-2003, 08:33 PM

I'll never be the president of Zimbabwe.

h2ogo69 · 07-16-2003, 11:35 PM

probably get laid =(

ne way:
gay sex
heroine
rape someone
waxing my gooch
chopping off my penis
fall for my best friend (again)
eat somones ass hoel out

crow_daw · 07-17-2003, 12:40 AM

I will never ever jump off anything over like thirty feet high, unless my life's at risk, water below me or not.
I will never abandon my brothers.
I will never fly a F15.
I will never have sex with a man.
I will never have a hit country song.

kalisto_911 · 07-17-2003, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boredjerk

-spell lose with 2 o's

LMAO good call

I am going to try to not severly limit my options in life at my early age but things I sure as hell hope I NEVER encounter/participate in are:

1 child abuse (any kind)
2 rape
3 try Heroine / crack / coke (does Chronic count? shit) / crystal meth
4 choose Coca-Cola over a cool, refreshing Mountain Dew
5 cook in fast food (again)
6 smoke tobacco (if its JUST tobacco that is

)
7 bigotry

Quote:

Originally posted by Stiltzkin
8.) grok anything in fullness (allusion to "Stranger in A Strange Land", good book)

9 vote republican / democratic
10 silently lose freedoms
11 enjoy pop music over anything else
12 stop proof-reading what I write, anywhere (at least once)
13 wear short shorts
14 stop reading and learning and informing others
15 stop changing

majik_6 · 07-17-2003, 03:47 PM

I can say with reasonable certaintity that I will never:

Have short hair(again)
Be clean shaven (again)
Hit 300 pounds (again)
Do scat porn
Conform
Eat meat (again)

wilywampa · 07-17-2003, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Nikki*
5)Fly an airplane

why not?

macmanmike6100 · 07-17-2003, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Memalvada

- Cheat on my wife (once i get married)

Well, I would *hope* that she's you're married to your wife...unless it's not your wife heheh

Geezuz · 07-18-2003, 02:10 PM

I will never live yesterday again...or the day before...or the day before....or....well you get the picture.

Donkeypuncher · 07-18-2003, 02:14 PM

I will never accept the DH as valid.

cdcow · 07-19-2003, 02:05 PM

I will never:

-Smoke
-Do illegal drugs
-Cheat on a significant other/spouse
-Get drunk
-Kill someone

Hmm...well, that's all I can think of off the top of my head. I think the Oreos are getting to me.

mvassek · 07-19-2003, 06:54 PM

Go back on my word, because when all else is gone it is all you have.

Papageorgeo101 · 07-19-2003, 10:21 PM

I will never

1) Take my own life or someone else's life
2) Rape someone
3) Do drugs
4) Smoke
5) Turn gay
6) Hit a woman/girl intentionally
7) Sell my body for science or sex
8) Cheat on my girlfriend
9) Intentionally hurt someone or scar them emotionally
10) Turn my back to a friend or family member in dire need
11) Quit loving music
12) Hold back emotions
13) Badly hurt an animal intentionally
14) Lie, cheat, or steal to get sex or sexual favours
15) Let a day go by without thinking of all the important people in my life and cherishing them like my own being and soul

That's about it for my list

Rodney · 07-20-2003, 05:09 PM

Someone else has already said this, but I really mean it: I'll never say never. Life just gets so damn weird sometimes, and we're not always the captains of our fates that we hope to be.

nothingx · 07-20-2003, 11:00 PM

Got to agree with Rodney... all of these things are really things we would never want to do. Which to me, is a big difference from things that we will acutally never get to do. Like for me, I'll never get to speak to my highschool friend, Patrick, again... he died in the USS Cole bombing... Death is final. Love your loved ones dearly.

Mel · 07-20-2003, 11:36 PM

1)Cheat on my boyfriend
2)Smoke
3)Become a Nun
4)Murder

*Nikki* · 07-21-2003, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by firefly
why not?

Because I am claustrophobic and afraid of heights. Bad combo to operate an airplane.

looneytoon · 07-21-2003, 08:29 AM

Never is a long time but pot-holing isn 't on today's to-do list

fallen_angel · 07-21-2003, 02:45 PM

betray a friends trust

sky dive

upside down loopty loop roller coaster

steal

harm a living being (except bugs and snakes, they are free game)

make the same mistake more than 3 times

have an orgy

room with my best friend from grade school

lend money

get a credit card

or . . . become the object of abuse in a relationship (again)

cjgallen · 07-21-2003, 04:27 PM

Things I will NOT do:
Commit any crime that would result in jail time.
Purposely cause any horrible pain to myself or others (except for spiders/insects and people who deserve it).

Other than that, I'm open to try damn near everything. I think I'd do just about anything sexually except for getting peed/shit on.

scoobydugan · 07-29-2003, 09:07 PM

Aight, I'm new here, but here it goes

I would never:
Cheat on My Girlfriend!
Kill Someone
Rape Someone
Be Addicted to Something Obviously Bad For My Health(i.e. cigs)
Drink and Drive
Impose My Views On Anything to Anyone

That's about all I can think of right now

Tandem · 07-29-2003, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Memalvada
- Go to Antartica.

Dude - you must go if given the opportunity. It is a real trip and heaps of fun.

slimshaydee · 07-29-2003, 11:23 PM

[list=a][*]Suck a cock[*]Have my ass fingered[*]own a girls car[*]eat dog crap[*]let myself get fat[*]be able to suck myself off

[/list=a]

Scrub0 · 07-30-2003, 12:18 AM

- Abuse an animal or child, and if at all possible let someone doing so go unharmed
- Do hard drugs (heroin, crack, etc)
- Do snuff (that shit is all kinds of gross)
- Own a Toyota Echo, Pontiac Sunfire or Honda Element (bitch cars to the extreme)
- Let myself get over 220 pounds (again)
- Let myself be someone's bitch

Meta · 07-30-2003, 12:25 AM

Seems like everyone's thinking along the same lines here, but I don't think I'll ever play for the other team either. I likes me some wimmins too much. =)

Other 'never-dos' include leaping from a high-dive platform into a thimble of jello, and the rhumba.

numberfive · 07-30-2003, 12:29 AM

-Gay sex, pedophilia, etc..
-Commit suicide

stonecurran · 07-30-2003, 01:20 AM

have gay sex
be a politition
have a sex change

heavymetalg0d · 07-30-2003, 02:23 AM

lol^^

more fire · 07-30-2003, 05:58 AM

accupuncture
be a professional athlete
join the army

thedrake · 07-30-2003, 08:46 AM

I will never support President Bush or the Death Penalty

Ralvek · 07-30-2003, 03:02 PM

Watch the Lifetime channel or be castrated...just cut off my head instead!

07-10-2003, 06:58 AM	#81 (permalink)
tikki Justified Location: West Lafayette, IN	play golf in a lightning storm... __________________ Take notice. Take interest. Take me with you.

07-10-2003, 04:11 PM	#82 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	My list is... my list 1.) be gay. I just have this strange thing about not having shit on my dick 2.) have sex - yes, you read right. 3.) See A, J, or Edith ever again 4.) rape someone - kinda goes without saying 5.) smoke 6.) do any kind of drugs. Of course, I'd take a drug if it was prescribed, despite how unreliable some doctors may be shrugs 7.) eat anything that isn't food. Shit isn't food. Worms aren't food. Bamboo isn't food. Pizza is food. 8.) grok anything in fullness (allusion to "Stranger in A Strange Land", good book) Meh. I'm sure there's more. I'll edit this post if I come up with more junk. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 07-23-2003 at 03:43 PM..

07-10-2003, 04:49 PM	#84 (permalink)
punx1325 Junkie Location: San Diego	I will never: Have gay sex Own a Ford Drugs Smoke Drink and Drive (Thats how I lost my cousin) Live in LA (I can barely stand driving through there) Never hit my kids (my dad hit me with a belt...those things still don't make me feel right) Theres plenty more and I just can't think of them __________________ If something seems too good to be true, then it probably is....

07-16-2003, 09:11 AM	#85 (permalink)
frankx Psycho Location: The Tip of the Boot	1. Have children 2. Become King of England 3. Eat brussel sprouts or turnip greens 4. Screw my friends over 5. Cheat on my girlfriend 6. Own a minivan 7. Be untrue to myself __________________ Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunken Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

07-16-2003, 10:24 AM	#87 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Things I will never do... 1.) Make a list of things that I will never do. The universe just has a funny way about it that makes a list, such as this, irrelevent in an amazingly short amount of time. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

07-10-2003, 04:33 PM	#83 (permalink)
Frowning Budah Slave of Fear	redravin40, you got it right. I hope everybody keeps there lists of "Never would" and go back and look at them again in 20 years.

07-16-2003, 10:11 AM	#86 (permalink)
Diceman Tilted Location: London	An follow-up question - How different would your list be if someone was pointing a gun at either your or a loved one's head?

07-16-2003, 06:28 PM	#88 (permalink)
Zargix Crazy Location: Everywhere, Simultaniously	1. Have straight sex (Well, maybe a couple of times, but I'm bi, and i'm sick of people sayin gay sex) 2. Rape someone 3. Kill Someone 4. Take my own life for the sole purpose of taking my own life (Ex. I might do something that would get me killed, but save 1,000,000s of people) 5. Chop off my dick, fry it, and eat it 6. Not try a shrooms in my life 7. keep a new years resolution 8. Smoke Cigarettes (other substances are okay) 9. Make a list of things that I will not do that goes 10 items or more

07-16-2003, 06:32 PM	#89 (permalink)
Drider_it Junkie Location: Louisiana	watch a harry potter movie.. eat a paint ball disect a cat own a mac own a lama __________________ It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.

07-16-2003, 08:02 PM	#90 (permalink)
hambone Zeroed In Location: CA	finish this sen __________________ "Like liquid white from fallen glass, Nothing to cry over"

07-16-2003, 08:33 PM	#91 (permalink)
User Name Banned Location: Urf	I'll never be the president of Zimbabwe.

07-16-2003, 11:35 PM	#92 (permalink)
h2ogo69 Banned	probably get laid =( ne way: gay sex heroine rape someone waxing my gooch chopping off my penis fall for my best friend (again) eat somones ass hoel out

07-17-2003, 12:40 AM	#93 (permalink)
crow_daw Idolator Location: Vol Country	I will never ever jump off anything over like thirty feet high, unless my life's at risk, water below me or not. I will never abandon my brothers. I will never fly a F15. I will never have sex with a man. I will never have a hit country song. __________________ "We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons

07-17-2003, 03:47 PM	#95 (permalink)
majik_6 narcissist Location: looking in a mirror	I can say with reasonable certaintity that I will never: Have short hair(again) Be clean shaven (again) Hit 300 pounds (again) Do scat porn Conform Eat meat (again) __________________ it's all about self-indulgence

07-18-2003, 02:10 PM	#98 (permalink)
Geezuz Upright	I will never live yesterday again...or the day before...or the day before....or....well you get the picture.

07-20-2003, 11:36 PM	#105 (permalink)
Mel Tilted Location: Auckland	1)Cheat on my boyfriend 2)Smoke 3)Become a Nun 4)Murder __________________ And in my darkest moment, fetal and weeping. The moon tells me a secret. My confidant. As full and bright as I am, this light is not my own and A million light reflections pass over me It's source is bright and endless. She resuscitates the hopeless Without her we are lifeless satellites drifting

07-18-2003, 02:14 PM	#99 (permalink)
Donkeypuncher Psycho Location: Pasadena, CA	I will never accept the DH as valid. __________________ "take me down, little Susie, take me down I know you think you're the Queen of The Underground"

07-19-2003, 02:05 PM	#100 (permalink)
cdcow Upright	I will never: -Smoke -Do illegal drugs -Cheat on a significant other/spouse -Get drunk -Kill someone Hmm...well, that's all I can think of off the top of my head. I think the Oreos are getting to me. __________________ Hi.

07-19-2003, 06:54 PM	#101 (permalink)
mvassek Crazy Location: East Tennessee	Go back on my word, because when all else is gone it is all you have.

07-19-2003, 10:21 PM	#102 (permalink)
Papageorgeo101 Upright Location: Windsor, Ontario, Canada	I will never 1) Take my own life or someone else's life 2) Rape someone 3) Do drugs 4) Smoke 5) Turn gay 6) Hit a woman/girl intentionally 7) Sell my body for science or sex 8) Cheat on my girlfriend 9) Intentionally hurt someone or scar them emotionally 10) Turn my back to a friend or family member in dire need 11) Quit loving music 12) Hold back emotions 13) Badly hurt an animal intentionally 14) Lie, cheat, or steal to get sex or sexual favours 15) Let a day go by without thinking of all the important people in my life and cherishing them like my own being and soul That's about it for my list __________________ The face is but a visage to the human soul; and the eyes are the gateway. To look into a person's eyes is to delve deep into an endless pit of complexities, emotions, and feelings. Such an enormous theory, but yet so simple.

07-20-2003, 05:09 PM	#103 (permalink)
Rodney Observant Ruminant Location: Rich Wannabe Hippie Town	Someone else has already said this, but I really mean it: I'll never say never. Life just gets so damn weird sometimes, and we're not always the captains of our fates that we hope to be.

07-20-2003, 11:00 PM	#104 (permalink)
nothingx undead Location: nihilistic freedom	Got to agree with Rodney... all of these things are really things we would never want to do. Which to me, is a big difference from things that we will acutally never get to do. Like for me, I'll never get to speak to my highschool friend, Patrick, again... he died in the USS Cole bombing... Death is final. Love your loved ones dearly.

07-21-2003, 08:29 AM	#107 (permalink)
looneytoon Upright Location: London	Never is a long time but pot-holing isn 't on today's to-do list

07-21-2003, 02:45 PM	#108 (permalink)
fallen_angel Psycho Location: Somewhere between the Havens and the Earth	betray a friends trust sky dive upside down loopty loop roller coaster steal harm a living being (except bugs and snakes, they are free game) make the same mistake more than 3 times have an orgy room with my best friend from grade school lend money get a credit card or . . . become the object of abuse in a relationship (again) __________________ from the Havens I have fallen. . . to the earth as a mangled form. . . writhing in pain, my wings torn and bloodied. . . I have one purpose, only one goal. . . to find you and love you, for I am your. . . fallen angel

07-21-2003, 04:27 PM	#109 (permalink)
cjgallen Insane Location: Beverly Hills, CA	Things I will NOT do: Commit any crime that would result in jail time. Purposely cause any horrible pain to myself or others (except for spiders/insects and people who deserve it). Other than that, I'm open to try damn near everything. I think I'd do just about anything sexually except for getting peed/shit on. Last edited by cjgallen; 07-21-2003 at 04:29 PM..

07-29-2003, 09:07 PM	#110 (permalink)
scoobydugan Crazy	Aight, I'm new here, but here it goes I would never: Cheat on My Girlfriend! Kill Someone Rape Someone Be Addicted to Something Obviously Bad For My Health(i.e. cigs) Drink and Drive Impose My Views On Anything to Anyone That's about all I can think of right now

07-29-2003, 11:23 PM	#112 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	[list=a][]Suck a cock[]Have my ass fingered[]own a girls car[]eat dog crap[]let myself get fat[]be able to suck myself off [/list=a]

07-30-2003, 12:18 AM	#113 (permalink)
Scrub0 Insane	- Abuse an animal or child, and if at all possible let someone doing so go unharmed - Do hard drugs (heroin, crack, etc) - Do snuff (that shit is all kinds of gross) - Own a Toyota Echo, Pontiac Sunfire or Honda Element (bitch cars to the extreme) - Let myself get over 220 pounds (again) - Let myself be someone's bitch

07-30-2003, 12:25 AM	#114 (permalink)
Meta Tilted	Seems like everyone's thinking along the same lines here, but I don't think I'll ever play for the other team either. I likes me some wimmins too much. =) Other 'never-dos' include leaping from a high-dive platform into a thimble of jello, and the rhumba. __________________ There's room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

07-30-2003, 12:29 AM	#115 (permalink)
numberfive You + Me = Us Location: California dreaming...	-Gay sex, pedophilia, etc.. -Commit suicide __________________ P.S. Always remember: to forget is a form of suicide. (If I could only remember to forget myself.)

07-30-2003, 01:20 AM	#116 (permalink)
stonecurran Crazy Location: australia	have gay sex be a politition have a sex change

07-30-2003, 02:23 AM	#117 (permalink)
heavymetalg0d Upright	lol^^

07-30-2003, 05:58 AM	#118 (permalink)
more fire Psycho Location: London	accupuncture be a professional athlete join the army

07-30-2003, 08:46 AM	#119 (permalink)
thedrake Banned Location: Iowa	I will never support President Bush or the Death Penalty

07-30-2003, 03:02 PM	#120 (permalink)
Ralvek Crazy Location: MN	Watch the Lifetime channel or be castrated...just cut off my head instead! __________________ Ban country music, it promotes inbreeding.