Tophat665

I'm sure you do.

Fucknuggetry or Asshattery might be appropriate as well.

The neat thing about a Faggotry is all manner of fruits grow thereupon.
(*aisle seat please)

/ Edit: I want to make clear that "Fucknuggetry" and "asshattery" are in no way pointed at morkbork. I just thought that they made as good band names as Faggotry.

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The Back Petals.

Murder Of Crows.

Dennis

The Sleazy Auditors.

The Taxing Taxidermists.

Sion

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/defa...?bandID=125884

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Kaimi

Ah hell, if you haven't decided on anything yet you should just name it FlippingACoin.

ring

I figured murder of crows might be in use...

oh and its just a fun game...I don't have a band.

Tophat665

Name it after a book or a movie with one word changed
A Fist Full of Sausage
On Her Majesty's Secret Waffle
How to Win Friends and Rock People

Or
Rock, Paper, Profit.
This is Step Two

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The Tilted Forum Project

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ring

That's good..

I have it....a good one.I was thinking about juicy in general and came up with:

SPIDER PEACH.

Tophat665

Now that I can do a great Logo for. Not just now, but I may just do it for the hell of it later.

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ring

I'll work on one too..this should be fun..

SSJTWIZTA

my old band was named "What a Stupid Name."

but we just really went by WASN.

ok let me give this a shot.

The Wrecking Bandicoots
melting treble
the cartunes
Backflip Bandits
Hemp Chimps

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loquitur

There are lots of good band names listed here.

pixelbend

My two Rock Band band names are Weasel Sausage and Dreaming in the Watercloset.

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Plan9

Special Poultry and the Animal 57

Q-Tip and the Brainpokers

Teenagers from Mars (*)

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

SSJTWIZTA

teenagers from mars....too much misfits for you man.(if there is a such thing)

Hammerhead and the chum scums
Rapist Rick and the help me pleases.
Nun Kicker
The Hang-ups (christian rock band)

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Plan9

Holy Joe and the Catholic Child-Touchers

Democratic Jihad w/ Obama Bin Laden

Little Debbie & The Gastric Bypasses

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Tophat665

Maybe we should start up a competition thread in Tilted Art. A non competative sort of competition, but you get the idea.

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m0rpheus

My Guitar Hero co-op band name: Rumageddon

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Challah

This is inspired by the movie In Hell, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. It would be good for a TOTALLY BRUTAL metal/hardcore band.

Drowned In A Human Waste Trough.

Tophat665

There was a band out of Fredricksburg name of Elephant Boy used to play my fraternity house from time to time. Their drummer had a cute little blonde lab puppy and what he described as a great party trick - smear his nuts with peanut butter and let the dog lick it of. Not much nightlife in Fredricksburg, I guess.

/ Think how much more amusing the Puppy Bowl would have been if this guy were there.

But the point of this delightful and educational anecdote is a possible band name:

Puppy Trick
or
Peanut Butter and Puppy

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Tophat,

I've heard of that "trick" before, but it was called the Peanut Butter Trick, which is the name I'd suggest if you wanted to use the concept for a band name.

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Tophat665

No, thanks. My band would be Crunchy Frog.

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Tully Mars

"The Reach Arounds"

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Burnt Coffee and the Stale Donuts.

QuasiMojo

Breakneck

Crikey

EisenKryst

Nimblehead

Schtank

Wikkidinklin

SpuriousGeorge

Malcolm Fulcrum and the Free End

Heinrich Heiney and his Bongo Boys!!!

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Tophat665

And the Fab Faux Four?
And the Endagered Specious?

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levite

Pleasure Dome
Icebox
Chainlink Letter
Apostasy
Apotheosis
Ol' Jed's A Millionaire
Rough Housing
Burn Bag
Horny Potheads With Moderate Talent (this name isn't so creative, but it would be pretty honest, in a lot of cases)
Mad Tea Party
Roswell Conspiracy
Today's Special
Voluntary Manslaughter
Barcode Tattoo
Run Baby Run

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QuasiMojo

This is almost like some insane poetry slam! I like it.
I like watching the words fly.

Zifflebaum

Your Eyes

Totemflask

Grimstalke (an old comic character of mine)

Ezekiel Westrock

Skrumshus

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Spotted Plaid

Wafer Thick

Squeaky Grease

ring

Para Dime Nickles

Cool Foot Luke

One Dual Treble.

Sion

Mook

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caver

Shocker

Back alley lobotomist edit (And their hit song "tardive dyskinesia")

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opentocomments

I always wanted to name a band, Bernie McSquiggles and the Frenchtoast bandits.

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'The Demagogue Days'

The 'Sun' magazine I give credit to for this..

Steve Almond's articulation.....issue 385...Jan..2008.

ring

Echolalia Lagoons....

damn.... that rolls off the tongue...
delicious.

buttless1der

Disorganized Bunch of Fuckers - Early 80s punk band from Portland OR

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Sion

a LOOOOONG time ago, there used to be a punk band in Cleveland called The Pink Holes

always liked that name

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Beyond_Borders

My friend and i were discussing this a week ago actually and we came up with Midgets With Bells.

Of course everyone in the band would ahve to be at LEAST 6'5"

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buttless1der

I always thought Dumpster Milque would be a good band name.

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