There was a band out of Fredricksburg name of Elephant Boy used to play my fraternity house from time to time. Their drummer had a cute little blonde lab puppy and what he described as a great party trick - smear his nuts with peanut butter and let the dog lick it of. Not much nightlife in Fredricksburg, I guess.

/ Think how much more amusing the Puppy Bowl would have been if this guy were there.

But the point of this delightful and educational anecdote is a possible band name:

Puppy Trick
or
Peanut Butter and Puppy

Tophat,

I've heard of that "trick" before, but it was called the Peanut Butter Trick, which is the name I'd suggest if you wanted to use the concept for a band name.

No, thanks. My band would be Crunchy Frog.

"The Reach Arounds"

Burnt Coffee and the Stale Donuts.

Breakneck

Crikey

EisenKryst

Nimblehead

Schtank

Wikkidinklin

SpuriousGeorge

Malcolm Fulcrum and the Free End

Heinrich Heiney and his Bongo Boys!!!

And the Fab Faux Four?
And the Endagered Specious?

Pleasure Dome
Icebox
Chainlink Letter
Apostasy
Apotheosis
Ol' Jed's A Millionaire
Rough Housing
Burn Bag
Horny Potheads With Moderate Talent (this name isn't so creative, but it would be pretty honest, in a lot of cases)
Mad Tea Party
Roswell Conspiracy
Today's Special
Voluntary Manslaughter
Barcode Tattoo
Run Baby Run

This is almost like some insane poetry slam! I like it.
I like watching the words fly.

Zifflebaum

Your Eyes

Totemflask

Grimstalke (an old comic character of mine)

Ezekiel Westrock

Skrumshus

Spotted Plaid

Wafer Thick

Squeaky Grease

Para Dime Nickles

Cool Foot Luke

One Dual Treble.

Mook

Shocker

Back alley lobotomist edit (And their hit song "tardive dyskinesia")

I always wanted to name a band, Bernie McSquiggles and the Frenchtoast bandits.

'The Demagogue Days'

The 'Sun' magazine I give credit to for this..

Steve Almond's articulation.....issue 385...Jan..2008.

Echolalia Lagoons....

damn.... that rolls off the tongue...
delicious.

Disorganized Bunch of Fuckers - Early 80s punk band from Portland OR

a LOOOOONG time ago, there used to be a punk band in Cleveland called The Pink Holes

always liked that name

My friend and i were discussing this a week ago actually and we came up with Midgets With Bells.

Of course everyone in the band would ahve to be at LEAST 6'5"

I always thought Dumpster Milque would be a good band name.

Agreed, this wickedly clever, sick & funny!


I like:

"Cotton Mouth Stout blues band"

"Maxed out"

"Mr. Rogers Neighborhood"

"Dragon's Tooth"

and the The promoter is?

"Pot of Grass Productions"

And these are just names of Homebrew recipes, if I took some time to dig trough my twisted head WATCH OUT!

For you Bloom County Fans:
The Steve Dallas Metal and Blues Review. (I was sort of kind of almost in a band by that name once.)

Owl Stretching Time

Fu Inle

Allison's Bearde

Racing Amy (would be a good all girl band)

Found Weekend....


ummmm....?

The Smooth Wrinkles....

The Fat Skeletons..

One from a meeting I was just in:
Manifestations of Disdain
Be a good name of an emo band.

I used to be in a band called The Incendiary Hearts. Played Alt-Country, "indie" pop, and rock and roll.

What's an emo? indie?
sounds ticklish...and racy...

I shall name a band...Out Of The Loop.

Yeah...I know some stuff,
I only lied a little,
Google is my swim buddy...

Furshlugger Blues

Maimed


Dogged


Jackswell


Now aint that enochhhh

enough!

Not sure if it is the best but it was quite accurate.

Disorganized Bunch of Fuckers

Saw them many years ago at the Satyracon in downtown Portland OR.

The...Anthro-Apologies

(Co-aberration by ring-OCM?)

Blushing Ghost

Furbish Lousewort

Alternative Punk - 3 Dayz 2 London

Death / Black Metal (and my favorite name) - BBVMF : Big Bad Violent Mother Fuckers.

KUMBAYA

I did like the 'Disorganized buch of Fuckers'.

i used to be in a band called "the square toilet rolls"

There needs to be a punk band named "The Loose Stools"

been playing spot work for a great rock-pop band in town called:

She Roars! (I love that one)

other great bands I've played with include:

- The Trick
- Andy and The Stars
- Wail Tooth (inspired by an amazing Toronto band called Whale Tooth - check em out)
- The Investigawesomes
- The Vestatones
- The Middle Class Marching Band (my favorite)

This probably has come up already, but Fogducker has that certain je ne sais qua.

For a metalcore band, I throw my hat into the ring with the name Date Raped by Carnie.

Death metal band named Brutalcatraz.

i like the name Upbeatica for a happy hardcore techno band.

Lucy Ukraine for a chick metal band

Rusty Sanchez and the Dirty trombones would be a great name for a ska band

Jejune is busting out would be a cool name for an emo band. too bad there is no such thing as a cool emo band.

and if they havn't already been done, two punk band names would be

Snag

The snatch

Go nads, GO!!

40lb Box of Rape.
/ Get it while the Meme lasts.

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Drilling Millie (or Fillmore)
The Banana Hammocks

my friends and i made up a band called "Lactic Chaos, we even had our first album name, A nation of tools: the best of Lactic Chaos. it was going to be a 45 with the same song on both sides.

we were 25 years old when we did this.

I've heard that as Woods Pussy (in James Blish's "Cities in Flight").

Yesterday when I was reviewing this thread, that struck me, and I can definitely come up with an emblem and albums for that one. "Earn your Stripes", "High Tail It", "Midnight Visitor", "Raise a Stink", things like that.

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Holy Guacamole

Prolapsaphonic
The Scrawny Dons.

my niece started a metal punk band called " Jerking for Jesus "

needless to say, they played very few church social events........

Dumb Fatties Cage Match

Freddy Foreskin and the Choppers

The Philistines.

I'll never tell! ;) I'm saving my best names incase I'm ever in a band (Ihope) that I create.

Drunk Mormons

The Moron Tab and Apple Choir

Hey there Top.

I remember the cool logo you made for 'Spiders Peach'

OCM? wants to name a beer, glorifying my butt.

'Ample Hiney'

I once played a show with a band called Vaginal Discharge lol

Funkodelics
Blues sistas
Funkmeisters
Funkorama
Funkoholics
..............................

General Tightness

Smeggy and the smegmas
and from "up in smoke" Loogey Clap and punknation!!!

From a Fark thread on the BP spill:
- Robot Victory Poop

And, as long as I am thinking about that:
- Junkshot
- Topkill

Disparate Measures

Suicide Spirits

Cheep Chickadee and the Onomatopoets

I used to pick AIM screen names that I thought would make good band names:
Psychotic Telekinesis
Seat Belt Use
Abundant Poultry
Susie Derkins
Full Upright Position
Mind the Gap

Other ones that I've thought of since then:
Sound Pressure Level
An Hero
Mr. Kite
Atlas Juggled

Murderous pandas

Cybernetic death koalas

Orange force 5

Why me dog?

Raped by bears

sucking off the establishment

dyslexic centipede

balls to special

balls draining climax

The batan death march

jesus, buddah, and that guy in the robe

stoned on zenu

scientology killed my baby

eat a kitten

blood flows from my eyes

and hell followed with them

jesus in makeup and a bathrobe....

I think this one is brilliant

Yes, it is.

Last night's fullish moon dreams were fruitful.

Dullsheen

Granite Feathers

Auralfice

Thanks, folks. I'll be sure to get you backstage passes. :thumbsup:

Snails on Meth
/ Albums: Life in the Slow Lane; Makin' Tracks

Release the Kraken
Fat Man on Holiday

Untroubled Retarded, Available Now

Sofa King
Wheat Hearted

Gravity's Rainbow
Scarlet's Little Clit
There's No Wondering Why
White Riot
Carthaginian Salt
Donner Party
Albert Fall
The Rapture
Tomorrow We Love
Landing on Venus
Gulag Archipelago

lessmore

LiveNudeGirls!

Seven

riffing on that....

Seven Ate Nine

Chafing Wheat

Lanolin Users

Shredded What?

Oedipus and the mothers. The soccer moms