when i was growing up in the vacuum that was new hampshire at the time, my neighbor had an imaginary band called

boris clitoris and the public hair five

which i kinda like as the name for an imaginary band.
it has a kinda doowop vibe.

Satan Bacon

Loud Like a Bear

straight to the point and chicks dig animalization

Loud Like Bear

sounds better without the article

Terminal Erection

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Free Beer

Rod Bacillus and the Streptones

Asthmatic Kiwi Fillmore (A blues cover Band)

Angry Teeth

Öömlöüt

Control C Control V (An Electronica Group)

Great Chthulhu's Starry Wisdom Band (Think I ripped this one of from Robert Anton Wilson)

Rooster Sugar (A gay band. Makes sense in French)

Godzilla's Dentist

Adjective Noun Noun

Mighty

Mars Mouse Garage

Runcible Spoon

Nospam

Was that public or pubic?



4'33" and the 18.5 minute gaps.

well, at times both, but mostly pubic.

Sucre De Coq

The Vaginals
Rhinestone Rocketship and the Disco Balls
Dullahan
Tinkerbell
Fear Fetish
Captain Caterpillar
You Are Here
Hello, Nancy
Double Felix
Great Gazoo

Sitting around coming up with names for a friend's band:

Tongue Ring for Fellatio

Midnight Prostitutes in Charleston

Colonel Special and the Funky Chickens

Crompsin would be a pretty good band name.

No shite yeah?

The Solid Hollows

Graft

Ketones

I always wanted to start a band called The Tiling Skillets.

dirty dick and the trojan test pilots


more dogs than bones........(hehehehe,this is my band)

I always thought that The Grifters would be a good band name

The last band I played in was called "Norman Rocks Well".
Here's one of our posters. that's me in the white shirt
http://www.normanrockswell.com/images/norman.jpg

I'm working with some guys to start a new band called "Angst Against the Contraption"
http://www.normanrockswell.com/images/Angst.jpg

A play on "Rage Against the Machine", except approaching middle age and suburbanized. Timely tunes for suburban, SUV drivin', soccer dad, micro-brew and latte drinkin' anarchists.

is it actually possible to be all those things AND an anarchist at the same time?

No, but we like to pretend.

Chrissie Hynde..oops that belongs in word association.

Two Ply. something Sir Crompsin said, brought that to mind.

Snakes Invested. ala Tophat.

Ringling Sisters..

2 Ring Circus

My Guitar Hero (1, 2, and 3) band name is Fellatio....ah, GH. I can't wait to get back to school.

how about Phil Latio?

Kurt Spunky & The Loadblowers

Elvis Presslee & The Starchers

Duck Tape & The Rapekits

Atop the Trunyon Towers

for a band that does covers of 80's "new wave" stuff:

And Ayn Rand


bonus points to anyone who can explain the reference

Your band sucks. :D

The Cunning Linguists
Artistic Differences
Just Us
Stinky Fingers
Stiff Bigsby (refers to an issue I had when I put a new spring in my vibrato)
friend or faux
the anti-semantics

I was in a band called "afterbirth on toast" in college....

Mayo Sandwich

The_Jazz and the Grammanators

Kneepad Promotion

Host and the UsTwos

Postal Worker Uzi Money

Dinosaur Lunchbox

Baraka and the Goo 'Roos (mutant kangaroo themed)

Uzi Monkey

Fish Whistle

Surfin' Nebraska

Tophat and the Foreskins

Pro-Choice and the Coathangers

T-Rex and the Tasty Humans

Meatwagon

Galt Undershrug.

Partial wholes

Placid Spastics

Wood Pussy. (Means skunk. Actually in some versions of Webster's.)

The Starry Tools. (Spoonerism of one of my favorite disease symptoms: black, tarry stools.)

Jihaddock and the Warriors of Cod

bumpin my own pumkin...

uhh..

Hangnailed

llama dolls

sir misters

Blumpkin!

well my buddy works at a lumber yard, and one day he was trying to come up with a band name that related to some form of carpentry. He came up with "Ringshank". He also came up with my personal favorite "Failed to mention".

I like "Faggotry"