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Old 12-21-2007, 07:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2007, 07:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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OMG, that's a great hat!

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Old 12-21-2007, 07:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That is a great hat. My retort is as follows.





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Old 12-21-2007, 07:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Sweet.... battle of the hats. Crompsie?
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Old 12-21-2007, 07:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2007, 07:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
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en garde.

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Old 12-21-2007, 07:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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with all due respect, Hal....


Charlatan could wear a pink coonskin hat with "Vote for Hillary" buttons all over it and I'd still have to catch my breath

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Old 12-21-2007, 08:02 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I just relized that Hal kind of looks like the Child Catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang...
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Old 12-21-2007, 08:02 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Charlatan my man, it's good to see another who appreciates the sublime coolness that is a properly worn fedora.
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Old 12-21-2007, 08:27 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2007, 08:35 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Hamburger, the deep bellowing laughter I let forth after seeing that is too immense to record in words. Or audio for that matter.
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Old 12-21-2007, 08:54 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2007, 10:15 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Very nice, Hal... but is your hat made of solid silver?

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Old 12-21-2007, 10:28 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i got your hat right here
And white space, apparently.
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Old 12-21-2007, 10:36 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Your hats seem to demonstrate a desire for style over substance.
I note that my post from the RFN thread this summer shows substance over style


but there are a huge number of points given for milf's silver hat
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Old 12-21-2007, 10:52 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:03 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Hal, Crompsin's hat owns everyone.

PS: That hat is so wrong for you. Try some others...not shown here.
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:05 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:06 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Cant argue with Elphaba Hal, but I like your hat as well.
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:10 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Wrong.
I know hats and they shouldn't be larger than your head. I know a hat style that would be a killer look on you.

Btw... are you ok? You are so dark around your eyes.
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:14 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Here's to Xepherys... who might be wearing one of these hats right now.
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:18 PM   #22 (permalink)
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That's what happens at the end of the day when you had to wake up early. I'm sure you've experienced it.

Now as far as knowing hats... that's exactly what I'm not listening to. Fashion be damned, this is a physical manifestation of my personality.
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:20 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Hey, I like the top hat. It brings out your inner "future evil world leader" quite well.
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:21 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Perhaps a better look than a Chimney Sweep, or not.

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Now as far as knowing hats... that's exactly what I'm not listening to. Fashion be damned, this is a physical manifestation of my personality.
Who said "fashion?" But if this is a manifestation of your personality, who am I to suggest that it is not a good look on you?
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:29 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:39 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Cheap Holiday Plug! Boo!
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:48 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Like the dark circles under my eyes and the 5 o clock shadow? Oh yeah; Christmas season.
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:55 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Like the dark circles under my eyes and the 5 o clock shadow? Oh yeah; Christmas season.


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Old 12-21-2007, 11:55 PM   #29 (permalink)
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The holiday season is fleeting. The fedora is forever.

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Old 12-21-2007, 11:56 PM   #30 (permalink)
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My only problem with fedoras is that I don't think I'm badass enough to wear them.

They're like the headgear equiv of a black belt.
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Old 12-22-2007, 12:01 AM   #31 (permalink)
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You can only legally wear a fedora if you have not only fought but have beaten the Nazis. Bonus points if it's over a religious artifact.
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Old 12-22-2007, 12:04 AM   #32 (permalink)
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You can only legally wear a fedora if you have not only fought but have beaten the Nazis. Bonus points if it's over a religious artifact.
As is usually the case, Canadian law is more lenient on the matter. Defeating pagan cults also qualifies one for the honour.
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Old 12-22-2007, 12:07 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Here's to Xepherys... who might be wearing one of these hats right now.
From your two pics here, Crompsin, it looks like you and I have the same hat collection. Awesome!
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Old 12-22-2007, 12:24 AM   #34 (permalink)
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As is usually the case, Canadian law is more lenient on the matter. Defeating pagan cults also qualifies one for the honour.
See that's what I get for not attending an internationally accredited fedora institution. I know it was a bit more, but frankly it would have been a better investment.

Cest la vis.
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Old 12-22-2007, 12:41 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Cest la vis.
willravel, correct that to: C'est la vie.
(unless you wanted to say something unintelligeable about vision)


Crompsin, I love your wintery hat!

Here's my hat. Totally practical for anything outdoors over 80 degrees:
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Old 12-22-2007, 12:47 AM   #36 (permalink)
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I just can't wear hats. They don't look right on me, and they make my head hot. lol
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Old 12-22-2007, 12:51 AM   #37 (permalink)
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I think Crompsie wins the hat competition; Martian and Hal tie for 2nd, and GH gets 3rd. TotalMILF gets honorable mention, and GG gets judge's choice.

My hat is not even close to being competitive, but I will attempt to post a cute hat picture tomorrow with me in my favorite blue fleece beanie.
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Old 12-22-2007, 01:45 AM   #38 (permalink)
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I think Crompsie wins the hat competition; Martian and Hal tie for 2nd, and GH gets 3rd. TotalMILF gets honorable mention, and GG gets judge's choice.
The panel has spoken I'm not sure that TMILF can get honorable mention. I think wearing pieces of musical instruments on your head is a commitable offense.
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Old 12-22-2007, 01:58 AM   #39 (permalink)
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I'm glad and honored to wear the hat.




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Old 12-22-2007, 02:35 AM   #40 (permalink)
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I'm gonna be the first to stand up...



I'm glad and honored to wear the hat.




It's not fashion. It's responsibility. It's adulthood. It's knowledge.
It's pink



not that there's anything wrong with that
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