Hal! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

KPoliceFour · 12-16-2007, 02:05 AM

Hey man, it's Po. I posted about this over on instagib.com but I thought I'd come over here and let ya know. You've been featured/parodied/made fun of on somethingawful.com

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/week...ace.php?page=4

Heh. Just letting you know...It's not my intention to upset anyone, but I'm old, old friends with Hal, so I wanted to give him a head's up.

Strange Famous · 12-16-2007, 02:15 AM

They wanted to post examples of this site which were ridiculous and they dont quote me?

Im a little hurt.

telekinetic · 12-16-2007, 03:28 AM

Haha, wow. The poster of that HAS to be at least a very dedicated lurker, as they managed to pick out every single example of crazy that has cropped up recently.

DaveOrion · 12-16-2007, 03:34 AM

Damn, no quotes from me either. They've chosen a few to make fun of, and have no doubt taken these posts out of context. Easily done.......not a biggie.

analog · 12-16-2007, 04:44 AM

sweet, i'm on there. lol

Redjake · 12-16-2007, 04:46 AM

hahahahaha awesome!!!

Push-Pull · 12-16-2007, 05:43 AM

I'll betcha the bastard printed up a copy of "The Ultimate Blow Job Guide" for his girlfriend right after putting that article up.....

And yes, quite a bit of the quotes were taken out of context. I mean, c'mon, even WE were making fun of the Horizontal Pussy post.

KPoliceFour · 12-16-2007, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistedmosaic

Haha, wow. The poster of that HAS to be at least a very dedicated lurker, as they managed to pick out every single example of crazy that has cropped up recently.

lol actually, in general, someone "nominates" a board to be made fun of. Than the writer of the article goes there and researches. Most of the writers there get paid, I believe, so he had incentive.

ratbastid · 12-16-2007, 06:00 AM

What an honor!

/zoidberg

Daniel_ · 12-16-2007, 08:37 AM

I need to work harder on my schtick - not a thing from me there at all.

Bastards.

Halx · 12-16-2007, 10:39 AM

Free publicity! Whoo!

I didn't think we were big enough to get on SA's radar.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Me

Hi, I had a *little* laugh at your article making fun of my forum, the Tilted Forum Project for being "the most mentally mature community on the internet" and I thank you for bringing some awareness to it. I understand that for the humorous impact you wished to have, it was necessary to take things out of their context, but it's hard to find things that are truly funny if you only glaze over the forum. There are juicier bits you could have used, like the pregnant from fingering thread. However, I'm sure you realized that the real charm of the site is not what the new members of the forum post (which is what your excerpts mostly focus on) but how the standing members discuss the topics presented. Where else can you openly discuss topics that say, oh, an average SA member would burn down in flames? Of course, that wouldn't be keeping with the message that SA brings. Good luck on your future endeavors.

KPoliceFour · 12-16-2007, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halx

Free publicity! Whoo!

I didn't think we were big enough to get on SA's radar.

Where did you post that? Frontpage discussion?

Halx · 12-16-2007, 01:45 PM

I emailed it to the "writer."

MSD · 12-16-2007, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strange Famous

They wanted to post examples of this site which were ridiculous and they dont quote me?

Im a little hurt.

Actually, the gun forum there had a whole thread about you last year. It's archived now and you can't see it if you're not a member with archive access, though. They were more amused by ziadel's Ron Paul signature.

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistedmosaic

Haha, wow. The poster of that HAS to be at least a very dedicated lurker, as they managed to pick out every single example of crazy that has cropped up recently.

Weekend Web is posted in a forum not viewable by the public, and this week's screenshots were submitted by 20 people, most of which were fro go supermodel. Only 3 people pulled anything from TFP, and none of their identities cross-reference to any established members here.

All we do is go to the forum index, click any subforums that might have something amusing, and maybe dig two or three pages into each forum for promising thread titles (sex, relationships, anythign that might be embarrassing.)

double edit: I completely missed this week's call for WW stuff, or I would have given a heads-up here so we could have given them some really wacky shit to work with.

Miss Mango · 12-17-2007, 10:03 AM

Oliver Stone I told you not to post here anymore!

hahahah!!!

Strange Famous · 12-17-2007, 12:11 PM

anyway... Taking a few things out of many things and because the few look silly making comments about the whole is fine if they are just having a laugh.

Making fun of anorexic 14 year old girls is kind of loathsome though.

Ustwo · 12-17-2007, 12:17 PM

Right up their with the pedophiles, furies, and teenagers who hate their parents, congratulations TFP!

Really as a reader of the weekend web they had to be desperate to pick TFP.

*Nikki* · 12-17-2007, 12:44 PM

That guy who did that is an IDIOT. I got nothing out of that but a headache.

Strange Famous · 12-17-2007, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSelfDestruct

Actually, the gun forum there had a whole thread about you last year. It's archived now and you can't see it if you're not a member with archive access, though. They were more amused by ziadel's Ron Paul signature.

is it more about my rugged good looks, or my imposing intellectual stature?

guessing it is just a whole load of people hating on IDF guns.

i know everything I will ever, ever, need to know about guns - it doesnt concern me if some people know a lot more.

Halx · 12-17-2007, 02:30 PM

It got us .. oh.. about 300 hits

Ustwo · 12-17-2007, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halx

It got us .. oh.. about 300 hits

Quick, unlock the bobbyboard and reel them in!

Halx · 12-17-2007, 02:36 PM

Man that's been open for over a year

Ustwo · 12-17-2007, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halx

Man that's been open for over a year

I thought you still had to be approved to see it.

Ah well, then we got'em.

Strange Famous · 12-17-2007, 02:43 PM

In the words of Mobb Deep:

"you under pressure, intact no doubt catcher
the snitch-snatcher tookin wit asthma
you casper, you yell my name
thats only givin me props
plus the fans that you got, wonderin whats got you hot
its too not, knocked out the box and got rocked
got raped on the Island, you officially got
kick that thug shit, Vibe magazine on some love shit
(keep it real kid, you don't know who you fuckin wit)"

KPoliceFour · 12-17-2007, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halx

It got us .. oh.. about 300 hits

Yeah, the real goon rushes come from the forums, which are far more popular than the main site. Most people don't even go to the frontpage.

Elphaba · 12-17-2007, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ustwo

Quick, unlock the bobbyboard and reel them in!

You rock, bobby!

Kadath · 12-18-2007, 05:20 AM

Came off better than most of the forums they feature on WW.

shakran · 12-18-2007, 07:24 AM

What the hell? Several pages and not ONE of my patented Angry-Rants®?

-sigh-

Fire · 01-02-2008, 01:58 PM

am I mistaken, or did SA go bye bye?

World's King · 01-02-2008, 02:25 PM

Apparently he didn't find my constant comments about killing hooker, drinking too much, and cocaine funny enough to use.

Dumb bastard.

Crack · 01-02-2008, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire

am I mistaken, or did SA go bye bye?

looks that way...

JumpinJesus · 01-02-2008, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire

am I mistaken, or did SA go bye bye?

It looks like they let their domain registration
lapse. They're gonna have to pay a hell of a lot of money for it, now...

Hmm....

MSD · 01-02-2008, 06:40 PM

From the SA thread about it

Quote:

Originally Posted by genericadmin

Yeah, our ISP called and told me about this. We're still trying to find out exactly what happened. The nameservers on our domain record were reset to the Network Solutions nameservers. I called NS support, and they said that someone had logged in the NS domain manager and clicked on "manage DNS" or something, and that reset it. There are only two people with the network solutions login, and neither of us have logged in or made any change. I haven't logged in for months actually. Network Solutions is supposed to be investigating it.

Ustwo · 01-02-2008, 07:46 PM

Oppsy.

OzOz · 01-03-2008, 02:49 AM

Looks like it's back up.

MSD · 01-03-2008, 07:26 PM

As a funny side note, Ass Tone (aka Acetone, the guy who's been doing weekend web,) was banned for trolling a few days ago and hasn't re-registered yet (for those who don't know, a SA ban is just until you cough up another $10, a permaban keeps you out for good.)

edit: the current announcement:

Quote:

We've had some issues with DNS today (01/02/08) which may be making the site inaccessible for some users. If you have arrived here via IP address, or someone you know is having problems reaching the site, helpful goon xarph posted these instructions on how to add manual entries to your host file to reach SA properly. This will work, but if you do this, make sure you remember to remove the manual entries at a later date to avoid problems down the line. Stick a post-it note somewhere so you don't forget.

Alternatively, you could update your system's DNS resolver to use caching nameservers that are more current. I'll leave that as an excercise for the reader, since I don't have any good public resolvers to recommend. And I'm lazy.

If you have experienced anything out of the ordinary, it would be wise to change your forums password as a precaution. Report any instances of account tampering to support and we'll fix you up.

Well, what happened!?

At 12:50PM CST, someone logged in our account at our domain registrar and updated "somethingawful.com" nameservers to point to Network Solutions' placeholder nameservers. Everyone started getting the NSI placeholder page, as if the domain was not setup yet.

A goon at our ISP noticed this shortly after and called me. We corrected the nameservers and changed our account username and password with our registrar. The change went through at 1:12pm CST and all was well.

Until 2:51pm CST, that is, when the domain was altered again by unknown forces. The whois information was returning the same placeholder domains as before. Lowtax called NSI and got ahold of someone slightly helpful, and he locked the domains for us so they could not be tampered with further.

At this point, it does not appear the compromise occurred via anyone at SA or via the domain email account. I'm reluctant to believe Network Solutions may have some vulnerability that allowed this, but we are not ruling that out. Whatever the case, this should never have happened. For now, I'll just blame myself!

The domain has been locked for hours now, but people are still running into strange goings on. We have no knowledge of who did this or why, and we don't really care. It's the internet - shit happens. To us, usually. We will be reviewing our registrar situation to ensure our identity is secure in the future.

Never a dull moment! 2008 will be fun.

12-16-2007, 02:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
KPoliceFour Upright	Hal! Hey man, it's Po. I posted about this over on instagib.com but I thought I'd come over here and let ya know. You've been featured/parodied/made fun of on somethingawful.com http://www.somethingawful.com/d/week...ace.php?page=4 Heh. Just letting you know...It's not my intention to upset anyone, but I'm old, old friends with Hal, so I wanted to give him a head's up.

12-16-2007, 02:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
Strange Famous follower of the child's crusade?	They wanted to post examples of this site which were ridiculous and they dont quote me? Im a little hurt. __________________ "Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate, for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain without being uncovered." The Gospel of Thomas

12-16-2007, 03:28 AM	#3 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	Haha, wow. The poster of that HAS to be at least a very dedicated lurker, as they managed to pick out every single example of crazy that has cropped up recently. __________________ twisted no more

12-16-2007, 03:34 AM	#4 (permalink)
DaveOrion Playing With Fire Location: Disaster Area	Damn, no quotes from me either. They've chosen a few to make fun of, and have no doubt taken these posts out of context. Easily done.......not a biggie. __________________ *Syriana*...have you ever tried liquid MDMA?....Liquid MDMA? No....Arash, when you wanna do this?.....After prayer...

12-16-2007, 04:46 AM	#6 (permalink)
Redjake I'm a family man - I run a family business. Location: Wilson, NC	hahahahaha awesome!!! __________________ Off the record, on the q.t., and very hush-hush.

12-16-2007, 04:44 AM	#5 (permalink)
analog Banned	sweet, i'm on there. lol

12-16-2007, 05:43 AM	#7 (permalink)
Push-Pull I'll ask when I'm ready.... Location: Firmly in the middle....	I'll betcha the bastard printed up a copy of "The Ultimate Blow Job Guide" for his girlfriend right after putting that article up..... And yes, quite a bit of the quotes were taken out of context. I mean, c'mon, even WE were making fun of the Horizontal Pussy post. __________________ "No laws, no matter how rigidly enforced, can protect a person from their own stupidity." -Me- "Some people are like Slinkies..... They are not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." -Unknown- DAMMIT! -Jack Bauer-

12-16-2007, 06:00 AM	#9 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	What an honor! /zoidberg

12-16-2007, 08:37 AM	#10 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	I need to work harder on my schtick - not a thing from me there at all. Bastards. __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

12-16-2007, 01:45 PM	#13 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	I emailed it to the "writer." __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

12-17-2007, 10:03 AM	#15 (permalink)
Miss Mango Psycho	Oliver Stone I told you not to post here anymore! hahahah!!!

12-17-2007, 12:11 PM	#16 (permalink)
Strange Famous follower of the child's crusade?	anyway... Taking a few things out of many things and because the few look silly making comments about the whole is fine if they are just having a laugh. Making fun of anorexic 14 year old girls is kind of loathsome though. __________________ "Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate, for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain without being uncovered." The Gospel of Thomas

12-17-2007, 12:17 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ustwo Pissing in the cornflakes	Right up their with the pedophiles, furies, and teenagers who hate their parents, congratulations TFP! Really as a reader of the weekend web they had to be desperate to pick TFP. __________________ Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.

12-17-2007, 12:44 PM	#18 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	That guy who did that is an IDIOT. I got nothing out of that but a headache.

12-17-2007, 02:30 PM	#20 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	It got us .. oh.. about 300 hits __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

12-17-2007, 02:36 PM	#22 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	Man that's been open for over a year __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

12-17-2007, 02:43 PM	#24 (permalink)
Strange Famous follower of the child's crusade?	In the words of Mobb Deep: "you under pressure, intact no doubt catcher the snitch-snatcher tookin wit asthma you casper, you yell my name thats only givin me props plus the fans that you got, wonderin whats got you hot its too not, knocked out the box and got rocked got raped on the Island, you officially got kick that thug shit, Vibe magazine on some love shit (keep it real kid, you don't know who you fuckin wit)" __________________ "Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate, for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain without being uncovered." The Gospel of Thomas

12-18-2007, 05:20 AM	#27 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Came off better than most of the forums they feature on WW. __________________ it's quiet in here

12-18-2007, 07:24 AM	#28 (permalink)
shakran Tone.	What the hell? Several pages and not ONE of my patented Angry-Rants®? -sigh-

01-02-2008, 01:58 PM	#29 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	am I mistaken, or did SA go bye bye? __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens

01-02-2008, 02:25 PM	#30 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Apparently he didn't find my constant comments about killing hooker, drinking too much, and cocaine funny enough to use. Dumb bastard. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

01-02-2008, 07:46 PM	#34 (permalink)
Ustwo Pissing in the cornflakes	Oppsy. __________________ Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.

01-03-2008, 02:49 AM	#35 (permalink)
OzOz Psycho Location: Right here, right now.	Looks like it's back up. __________________ Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you wanna keep fighting evil today.