You Can't Make This Stuff Up...
 

Friday's USA Today (06-20-03), an Article on Martha Stewart's court appearance, the reporter detailed what she wore down to a tee. And that is a good thing, cause she couldn't have done it better.

"Stewart arrived at the courthouse early, fending off the rain and photographers with a brown polka-dot umbrella. Beneath her raincoat she wore a gray glen plaid jacket, combined with a brown blouse, yellow pants and mules. After taking her seat, she smiled and waved to one of the courtroom artists sitting in the jury box. She playfully asked the artist to render her face with "no pockmarks" and "perfect skin"."

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So stupid that's it passed right by 'funny' and went straight to 'sad'. :rolleyes:

Yeah, did you see the artist's renderings of her?

Followup is she was pissed.

They make her look like a battle axe...

heh

And, as we all know, it's not what you've done with your life, good or bad. It's about how you look. "Youu loook mahvelous." Guilt or innocence, fact or fiction, who cares...what was she wearing? :rolleyes:

I am really sick of hearing about her. I just wish the whole thing gets over with quickly.

I agree. You have to love the narcissism of celebrities. :rolleyes:

I fucking hate marta stewart. K-Mart 'round here has become the special pot-smoking brother born of incest by wal-mart and the dollar store.

Swanky-ho's and people who habla espanol think K-Mart is their home.

That's what Martha means to our community.

she is getting pretty sad now

She was already sad, and its not getting better.

I love seeing the rich and famous fall.

The worst was seeing all these people on the street being interviewed saying how the government is only going after her because she's martha Stewart and not because she broke the law. Humm...maybe they *know* everyone hates her...

Anyway, the president of the company went down, I know she will too. Sadly I know she will get off light, because we can't send our celebrities to jail.:rolleyes:

I think my eyes are bleeding.

Loved the cheesy clothes descriptions. Reminded me of 'American Psycho'. Only things missing were the label descriptions and prices.

/coincidentally posting just below PatrickBateman.

Just when I think my opinion of Martha Stewart can sink no lower...

Lebell get out of my head, thats excatly what i thought

I wonder was that statement ironic.

I would greatly approve if she had said that in the full knowledge that an idiotic amount of space is devoted to what she wears, as filler to supplant intelligent or interesting analysis or, heaven forbid, some story of actual interest.

If she goes to jail for what she did the CEO's of Worldcom and Enron should be shot.

I'm not a big Stewart fan but the time she had Conan O'Brien on her show was pretty amusing.

they should spend the rest of their lives rotting in jail, not just for the billions they ripped off their own employees but the massive damage they have done to our (and the worlds) economy.

oh, but there rich, I forgot. :rolleyes:

She IS a battle axe! She's headed down the same road once plowed by Leona Helmsley's face.

Celebrities aren't the only ones that can be narcissistic but that is a whole new topic in and of itself.

Martha Stewarts life doesn't affect mine so I don't pay much attention to her or what any other celebrity does bad or good. They are human beings, like the rest of us, and screw things up and act like idiots, just like the rest of us. I'm not one to pass judgement or waste my time ridiculing the mishaps of others. I choose to put my mind on more productive things.

What's so speacial about this Martha Stewart? We don't get anything of hers down here... why does everyone hate her?

Well Mari, I hate her just because shes so god damn annoying and one HELLUVA hypocrite.