In terms of personal health and well-being, I believe that the only thing more dangerous than the Atkins diet is The Secret.

Thankfully I never paid for that one. Otherwise I'd be asking for my refund.

Americans that are obese without a clear medical reason should have to pay higher taxes to offset how much they weigh on society. *rimshot*

Not that I eat them, but I think that Twinkies should go back to their original banana cream filling. The Hostess company discontinued the original filling during WW2 (for some logical reason that eludes me) and never went back, instead staying with the boring white crap. Banana cream filling is good for my soul.

So you're copping to eating Twinkies that were made before Uncle Phil was born?

Explains a lot... :oogle:

Michio Kaku is trying.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ku_commons.jpg

He's a rock star in my eyes.

*Throws pocket protectors on stage*

Just because you're a mod doesn't mean you can crush my dreams of banana cream filling for everyone! Hell, you live in the US city that eats the most Twinkies per year!

I believe that real genius is rarely rewarded by the citizens of this planet... while being a ballsy dickhead is a sure way to immortality.

Doctors and scientists vs. rockstars - GO!

It wasn't me as a mod that did it. It was the fact that you're smooth like a Ken doll that did. Yes, you have no banana, you have no banana today... :thumbsup:

[man, this thing needs a musical note icon]

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/music/musik01.gif
Bam.

Anytime you want to pay 120 to see me work, let me know.

I believe in God

Yeah, that's a little steep for something that wouldn't evoke any panty-tossing.

http://www3.telus.net/st_simons/dentist.jpg
Which does this vocaton qualify as:
A) Doctor
B) Scientist
C) Tooth Looker

Oh Snap! Where's Mr. Thirsty!?

Rock on!

You should check your PM's....

Did. Waiting for the reply.:thumbsup:

Hahah I have an advanced degree, well two, and you don't have any :hyper:

I believe there's no proof that I don't believe in what I want to believe in whether you believe it or not.

You should pay them.

Ya, a tooth looker.......so impressive.

I believe that some peoples egomania is boundless.

DAMN YOU!! I read this twice! haha


oh and i believe that CHUCK NORRIS does have a fist behind his beard.

thats one thick beard.

no, otto. there's proof.

Damn... I was so close.

The use of the penis has caused more deaths than handguns.

Patriarchy?

I'm not a fan of baseball movies simply because I'm not a fan of baseball...

...but speaking of Costner in general... "Mr Brooks", which came out recently, was EXCELLENT. Costner is awesome, and the movie as a whole is very well done.

I believe my ego may in fact, be the cause of global warming.

It isn't another sad Costner ending, it is? I hate those.

I believe Jetee is real.

I believe my body is certainly a contributor.

I believe that despite how great a concept democracy is... the human race will never get anything monumental done under it.

I believe we need to, in the words of the governor of California, "get our ass to Mars"... and get our ass out in the stars.

God, and love doesn't give second chances....

-Will