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Old 12-12-2007, 09:44 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Canadian pride stuff.
No, no... I'm talking a REAL war, brother! With expensive missiles and crashing helicopters and national guard troopers being deployed for no good reason... ooo and a government with an overall approval rating lower than the number of women Stephen Hawking has banged in his life.
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Old 12-12-2007, 10:38 PM   #82 (permalink)
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I know MP3 players and the like are designed to crap out in a few years (would-be engineer): planned obsolescence. Why would engineers build something that costs more when people are generally silly enough to buy a new one since theirs is not cool anymore? I hate pop culture and what's hip.

I think pop culture (i.e. action movies about teens, music about hoes, music videos with guys dancing, magazines about actors, botox, blowjobs, and Bradjelina) destroyed the IQ of America's youth.

UPDATE: Paris Hilton giving blowjobs I meant. I don't mind the blowjobs. I just don't give a shit when it is some one "famous."
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Old 12-12-2007, 10:57 PM   #83 (permalink)
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I think pop culture (i.e. action movies about teens, music about hoes, music videos with guys dancing, magazines about actors, botox, blowjobs, and Bradjelina) destroyed the IQ of America's youth.

One of these things, its not like the others.....
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Old 12-12-2007, 10:59 PM   #84 (permalink)
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UPDATE: Paris Hilton giving blowjobs I meant. I don't mind the blowjobs. I just don't give a shit when it is some one "famous."
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Old 12-13-2007, 12:53 AM   #85 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2007, 02:07 AM   #86 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2007, 02:13 AM   #87 (permalink)
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I believe fertility drugs are unethical.
I believe that allowing lesbian relationships to adapt children is MORE than unethical. It's, it's, it's like ..... what's the word I'm searching for?

FURTHERMORE: I believe that Saddam Hussein really had stock piles of Weapons of Mass Destruction but Geo. W. Bush doesn't want to tell us out of kindness for embarrassing the United Nations that said Saddam probably didn't have any at all.

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Old 12-13-2007, 05:06 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2007, 05:15 PM   #89 (permalink)
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I believe that allowing lesbian relationships to adapt children is MORE than unethical. It's, it's, it's like ..... what's the word I'm searching for?
adapt them for what? urban warfare? nuclear holocaust? a life with a loving family?

Curse you damn lesbians and your adaptations!!!
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Old 12-13-2007, 05:29 PM   #90 (permalink)
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adapt them for what? urban warfare? nuclear holocaust? a life with a loving family?
Ingestion. Don't lesbians eat babies?

I believe that they will always make Chuck Taylor's, for the rest of my life. And that brings me joy.

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Old 12-13-2007, 05:38 PM   #91 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2007, 06:10 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Ingestion. Don't lesbians eat babies?
No way! That would be cannibalism. Lesbians were babies once too:

"Congratulations, it's a lesbian!"

It would have rocked if I had two mothers; especially if they both wore Chuck Taylors.
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Old 12-13-2007, 09:37 PM   #93 (permalink)
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It would have rocked if I had two mothers; especially if they both wore Chuck Taylors.
It's still possible... have you ever checked to see if your "Dad" was born male?
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Old 12-14-2007, 12:26 AM   #94 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2007, 12:26 AM   #95 (permalink)
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adapt them for what? urban warfare? nuclear holocaust? a life with a loving family?

Curse you damn lesbians and your adaptations!!!
Thank you for the lovely cynacism. I didn't notice that I spelled it incorrectly. It must be nice to have English for your first language, eh?
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Old 12-14-2007, 01:19 AM   #96 (permalink)
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Oh relax... it's called taking the piss out of you.

Anyone can see it was a typo. It was a funny typo that changed your intent from something potentially offensive, to something comical.
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Old 12-14-2007, 03:40 AM   #97 (permalink)
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"Congratulations, it's a lesbian!"

It would have rocked if I had two mothers; especially if they both wore Chuck Taylors.
Best line I've heard all month.
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Old 12-14-2007, 10:43 AM   #98 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2007, 12:45 PM   #99 (permalink)
 
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i wonder about stuff alot.

like if your car says to you "a door is a jar" in a kind of urgent voice, it is expected that you will then do something.

i don't understand things like that.

i suppose people could find not understanding things like that to be ridiculous.
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Old 12-14-2007, 12:51 PM   #100 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2007, 01:43 PM   #101 (permalink)
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like if your car says to you "a door is a jar" in a kind of urgent voice, it is expected that you will then do something.

i don't understand things like that.
HAHAH! I just imagined you saying that like Leslie Nielsen from Police Squad.


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Your car talks to you? How comforting. Mine just beeps.
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:20 PM   #102 (permalink)
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i wonder about stuff alot.

like if your car says to you "a door is a jar" in a kind of urgent voice, it is expected that you will then do something.

i don't understand things like that.

i suppose people could find not understanding things like that to be ridiculous.
An old friend had a Chrysler LeBaron from the late 80s that said that.

And no, Crompsin, the voice isn't like Leslie Nielsen's. It's a pleasant, feminine computer voice...sort of like Majel Barrett Roddenberry.
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:54 PM   #103 (permalink)
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No, I imagined him responding to it like Leslie Nielsen voice would in his movies.

I know all the best technological gizmos have females voices. Everybody likes female voices.

Mmm... whisper in my ear. I'll do anything for you. Including close my jar.
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Old 12-15-2007, 04:14 AM   #104 (permalink)
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That I will continue to care as much in many years, as I do now, for the people I treat as a medic.

Pretty much everyone has said that, that feeling goes away, and lots of people feel like they're going to want to help everyone for forever and ever.

It's my understanding that what I exhibit is typical "care about every single patient" new-medic enthusiasm and it's extremely rare, almost unheard of, for a person to actually keep that up over time. Like... 99.99999999% of all people become like everyone else, they get frustrated with those "bothersome" calls and it comes out in the way they behave and interact with the patient. And in those rare people that do, they generally are borderline basket-cases who are annoyingly perky all the time... and they burn out. I think I can honestly say that I care, but am not unrealistic, naive, misguided, or a basket-case idealist twit who thinks homeless people fart sunshine.

However, both medics that I've trained under have now said to me that they believe that I truly care, and will be one of those exceptions to the rule. My current medic told me this yesterday. The subject had never come up, and I'd never told him about the other medic saying something. We got done with a particularly "annoying" call and he just kind of said, "you know... I think you actually give a shit about people. I don't think it's because you're new." I asked him to elaborate, and he did, then I told him that my last medic had said the same thing.

He said, "see, I told you I'm always right". lol

(we'd been joking around earlier about how he likes to believe he's "always right".)
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Old 12-15-2007, 04:56 AM   #105 (permalink)
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Oh relax... it's called taking the piss out of you.

Anyone can see it was a typo. It was a funny typo that changed your intent from something potentially offensive, to something comical.
I understood that very well. I was genuinely admiring your post. Did I misplace that "smily face" button again? Ah! There it is!

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Your car talks to you? How comforting. Mine just beeps.
Mine says, "You're incompetent - do not insert key into the ignition!"

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Old 12-15-2007, 06:30 AM   #106 (permalink)
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I believe that the JFK assissanation was a cover up as well.

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Old 12-15-2007, 10:49 AM   #107 (permalink)
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That I will continue to care as much in many years, as I do now, for the people I treat as a medic.

Pretty much everyone has said that, that feeling goes away, and lots of people feel like they're going to want to help everyone for forever and ever.

It's my understanding that what I exhibit is typical "care about every single patient" new-medic enthusiasm and it's extremely rare, almost unheard of, for a person to actually keep that up over time. Like... 99.99999999% of all people become like everyone else, they get frustrated with those "bothersome" calls and it comes out in the way they behave and interact with the patient. And in those rare people that do, they generally are borderline basket-cases who are annoyingly perky all the time... and they burn out. I think I can honestly say that I care, but am not unrealistic, naive, misguided, or a basket-case idealist twit who thinks homeless people fart sunshine.

However, both medics that I've trained under have now said to me that they believe that I truly care, and will be one of those exceptions to the rule. My current medic told me this yesterday. The subject had never come up, and I'd never told him about the other medic saying something. We got done with a particularly "annoying" call and he just kind of said, "you know... I think you actually give a shit about people. I don't think it's because you're new." I asked him to elaborate, and he did, then I told him that my last medic had said the same thing.

He said, "see, I told you I'm always right". lol

(we'd been joking around earlier about how he likes to believe he's "always right".)
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Old 12-15-2007, 02:25 PM   #108 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2007, 06:34 PM   #109 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2007, 07:16 PM   #110 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2007, 07:18 PM   #111 (permalink)
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Old 12-16-2007, 09:05 AM   #112 (permalink)
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Old 12-16-2007, 09:17 AM   #113 (permalink)
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I also believe that Firefox and Mac haters are unethical, especially when they're corporations and it affects (or eliminates) customer service.
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Old 12-16-2007, 05:48 PM   #114 (permalink)
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Old 12-16-2007, 06:26 PM   #115 (permalink)
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Old 12-16-2007, 07:35 PM   #116 (permalink)
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Old 12-17-2007, 08:06 AM   #117 (permalink)
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I believe that people who threadjack should be banned instead of a thread being closed. The only time a thread should close is when the OP breaks the rules.
*finds warnings in his PM box about threadjacking*

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Old 12-17-2007, 09:08 AM   #118 (permalink)
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An old friend had a Chrysler LeBaron from the late 80s that said that.

And no, Crompsin, the voice isn't like Leslie Nielsen's. It's a pleasant, feminine computer voice...sort of like Majel Barrett Roddenberry.
Damn! I had a buddy whose car said that too but in French - "la porte est malferme" - the door was always closed, except the one time it didn't say it, we took a corner and almost all of us spilled out the back door!
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I believe that people who threadjack should be banned instead of a thread being closed. The only time a thread should close is when the OP breaks the rules.
I believe that there are times where a thread has run its course and starts to be a mockery of itself when it wanders so far off topic that it belongs in another part of the board completely.

I believe that the end of the year is a time of stress, hard work and under-recognition.

I believe that Kevin Costner made two of the three greatest baseball movies ever (Bull Durham, Field of Dreams, The Natural) and is still a horrible actor unworthy of ever receiving another dollar for his work.
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Old 12-17-2007, 01:27 PM   #120 (permalink)
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