The Confession Thread...
 

Always a classic.

This is a place to share something you dont let others know. Secret piercings, ever spent a night in jail? Dont something shallow, broke a promise, hate someone, ect, ect.

So I'll go first:

I'm terribly jealouse of my sister. We have the same mother but a different father. My mother remarried and then had me 7 years after my sister. My father always completely ignored me, and when my sister and i stood together my father would introduce my sister as His Daughter(which she is not) and never look at me, let alone introduce me to his colleages. Whenever I came home he would ignore me, yet when my sister was around, all he could do was tell her he missed her and how much he loved her and how proud of her he was. My sister failed courses in school. I never failed. AND I graduated a year early. He never said a word. I love my sister. But I will never understand why SHE got the father.

Mild threadjack:

Some interesting anonymous secrets can be had at: Post Secret

I coffess nothing. You'll have to pove it.

:lol: Good one. Perhaps the OP should correct the spelling. When I first read it, it made me think about coffee for some reason. (and I rarely drink coffee)

Haha! Say, did Mister Miyagi (Noriyuki Morita) start this thread?

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.





Okay, not really. But I have that song stuck in my head.

They can't, a moderator has to do that. :)

Title fixed...

I confess the I have a problem with being passive aggressive.

My first memory is from when I was probably 5 years old, somewhere around there. I can remember sitting on my bed in my room in my familys old apartment, just screaming. Just totally wailing and sobbing becuase the light bulb had burned out and I was terrified of the dark. My parents came into my room, both of them and yelled two words in unison, "Shut up".

The worst part of it is I feel guilty for disliking them.

Ok, ok...enough badgering. I confess. It was me. I did it.

I shot J.R.

I'm thumbing through the statute of limitations first, catch ya later.

..

MEANWHILE... BACK AT THE RANCH!

You big jerk. I couldn't not say that.

mea culpa, mea culpa, mea MAXIMA culpa...

I went through the bag of frozen asparagus and picked out all the good pieces and put the rest back in the freezer.

I haven't hung a roll of toilet paper in two years.

I absolutely love the Barbershop movies and I'm as white as snow in Germany. They're just really entertaining.

I like watching the Montel Williams show.

Alone.

i like pretty toes

I haven't had a good night sleep in two months.


I'm about to kill someone just so I can go to jail and not have to deal with my girlfriend getting up every hour to pee.

I have a foot fetish.

Turn off your water main at 7:00PM. Turn it back on at 7:00AM. If anyone asks, tell them to go watch an Inconvenient Truth.

Problem solved.

The other night, I bit a piece of skin from my own toe. I'm not proud of myself.

I read my sister's diary.

I eat Pop Tarts cold.

I was three years old and I threw my pet turtle
up to the ceiling and killed him.