Halx

Which 2008 Presidential Candidate would you most like to see naked?

I tried to get this poll to appear in the post, but I just can't. Instead, you get to click on the link and then vote and tell us why you voted the way you did.

http://www.andrewgonsalves.com/poll

I voted for Barack Obama 'cause he's probably got the best body out of all of them. I'm not afraid to see the man meat.

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World's King

Mike Huckabee is winning right now?

Why?


I voted for Obama. Just to see how 'black' he really is.

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ratbastid

I voted for Kat Swift from the Green Party. She's a hippie hottie.

ubertuber

You and me both, brother.

What's the link at the bottom of the poll?

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Willravel

I'm having trouble finding "I'd rather go blind". I must not be seeing it, ironically.

The_Jazz

I refuse to vote until I know where host and Ustwo's choices are.

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Plan9

I'll have to go with Fred Thompson. He's older than shoelaces.

Be cool if he was living human tissue over metal endoskeleton.

Or has a smooth spot like a Ken doll.

HAHAHA!

*watches Jazz eye thread with another browser tab open on the poll site*

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troit

Kat Swift - she just looks like she'd be crazy in bed...

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casual user

after a quick google search of all the female names on that list, i'll go with christine smith especially since kat swift's been said already

ratbastid

Only problem with this poll is, if the Ron Paul folks get a hold of it, they'll spam it just like they do every poll. I think a naked Ron Paul is something nobody particularly wants.

Charlatan

Just think how liberating it would be to see a naked Ron Paul...

I want to see a naked Hillary C. Just because.

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The_Jazz

I note an ominous lack of posting from our usual Politics gladiators. Perhaps they're too good to post in a thread that would truely measure dick size.

Need I say it? Hal for Prez.

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mixedmedia

I voted for Barack. Just because.

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Bill O'Rights

Hillary.

Just to say that I did.

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It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

dc_dux

http://hotlineblog.nationaljournal.c..._spotting.html

Penelope Cruz is my write-in candidate.

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Plan9

She's got a wang, dude. She tries to feed it to people at press conferences.

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feelgood

Oh comon people, who didn't vote for Christine Smith?

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