My brother will be going as Varg
http://img.search.com/thumb/5/5a/Var...g-vikernes.jpg

and I will be Euronymous
http://www.metalopolis.net/files/ico...ronymous_2.jpg

both from Mayhem. The story behind the two is that Varg thought Euronymous was taking his rightful place as the foremost figure of the black metal scene, claimed that Euronymous was planning to kill him, showed up at Euronymous' house one morning with a friend and stabbed him 23 times, claiming that he was attacked first and was acting in self defense.

*Shakes his head at you, too*

Nope... basically zero facial features. No eyes. No mouth. No ears.

I believe he was referencing a line from this rather raunchy ballad style song where several young ladies come across a scotsman who is passed out drunk by the side of the road. They decide to *ahem* check under the hood so to speak, and are so impressed by what they find that they tie a blue ribbon around it for him to find. The last verse of the song is the scotsman waking up later, lifting his kilt to relieve himself, seeing the ribbon and declaring "Lad I don't know where you been/But I see you've won first prize". :thumbsup:

My friends at work and I were going to do a Scooby-Doo theme I was going to be Velma but decided I didn't want to put that much effort into finding a costume so then I thought I'd go as an 80's rocker chick but didn't feel like fucking my hair up like that so my sister and I decided to go as and outlet and a plug... Easy breezy!

I was going as a Lincoln welder, but now I'm too busy to go out and party :-(

Abaya's trying to convince me to dress as Borat. I need a gray costume and a party to go to though.

If you don't know who Abaya is, she's ... My wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife, very niiiiiiice.

I was thinking of dressing up as Harry Potter, so I purchased a wand, a gryffindor tie, and quidditch goggles from the Harry Potter WB online store. Now all I need is the uniform and a sweet looking lightning bolt scar.

Does anyone know how to make a fake scar?

*blinks, points at ktspktsp*

I bet all those I's mean something!

It means that he is practicing his fake Kazakh accent. :lol:

Alternatively, since I am not necessarily "good with plow" like Borat's wife, we are considering having me go as his sister, "She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan." :lol:

Or maybe I should go as the bear? :D

That would be "The Scotsman" by Bryan Bowers. (It might predate him, I'm not sure, but he was the one who popularized it.)
Shani, I can't believe you've never heard it.

I was Nurse Nasty for Theatre Bizarre last weekend:

http://www.xepherys.net/albums/Jen_a...se_2.sized.jpg

http://www.xepherys.net/albums/Jen_a...se_6.sized.jpg

http://www.xepherys.net/albums/Jen_a...se_3.sized.jpg

Needs more clevage showing. Just cut out the red cross in the middle and its perfect.

Two ideas. You decide.


Hunter S. Thompson or Jack the Ripper?

If he's going to be Borat, you need to go as his prostitute sister. :)

See if you can get/make a ribbon or sash that says 4th place winner or something to that effect, just to drive it home. Maybe make it say, "#4 Prostitute". Then, people will automatically know who you're supposed to be (as long as you're near your Borat lol).

As for what I will be... I won't bother with the flowers, but I will have the cricket bat, tie, and name tag.

Yes, excellent idea. I've been looking at some pics online and she has a sash with something written in Kazakh (I assume), so it fits well. Her name is Natalya. :)

Now, we just need to get invited to a party, dammit... :p

http://i22.tinypic.com/20prcdw.png

Not exactly like BloodRayne, but I still have to dye my hair red. And I have some really sweet swords we're going to attach to my arms, and some fangs. And I need a black necklace.

I'm pretty sure you're defying the law of gravity right there, not to mention a few other laws of physics. :oogle:

Ha yeah, I can never find things that fit my boobs...

I'm going to try to get them to fit a bit better.

Oh and please excuse my REALLY messy mirror...

...wow.

Don't make any adjustments for my sake, I wasn't complaining :)

I'm dressing as a guy who's staying home to give out candy because he doesn't want his house egged. Seriously, dried egg is a bitch to clean.

QFMFT!

/commencedrool:eek:

QFMFT?

Quoted for motherfucking truth!

And yes QFMFT applies. Holy crap.

*composure*

so uh... nice weather we are having lately ehh?

BOOBIES!@oidfmamc aaw&&^gind

I just couldn't do it.

I would just like to thank you for posting that picture. You look absolutely stunning in that shot. Well done!

Oh and I am not getting dressed up for Halloween.

Not even as Adama?!

Dear Lord...:eek:

Precisely.

No - I don't have the skin for it. I think I could pass for Starbuck easier than anyone else, but I think that might make the wife uncomfortable not to mention potentially restart therapy.

i generally go out on halloween as a guy who sits in a chair, smoking a cigarette and looking around. sometimes i go as a tourist, but its hard to stay in character--you know, talk really loudly about stupid shit and take arbitary polaroids. the upside of being a tourist is that you get to point at people and treat them like they are tourist attractions. but of course as the parties drag on and people get more drunk, the distinction between being a tourist and simply being at a party breaks down and its at that point that staying in character becomes difficult. because its pointless.

so mostly, i go out as a guy who sits in a chair, smoking a cigarette and looking around.
it's a conceptual thing.

I am ready to go out as Borat

I'm working on Halloween. So, no costume for me. Plus, I couldn't find a powder blue track suit with epaulets in my size (Steve Zissou).

I'm putting together a Mrs Santa outfit. If I can't find red type of suit, I'll use black pants from work, christmas top, santa hat, MrsClaus nametag at work. I have my house Christmas lights up and artificial tree ready to put on front porch on Halloween with lights on it.

Hah... never heard of someone doing anything like this! I can see many small children being quite confused though... should be a riot. :thumbsup:

I may wear my scrubs and go as a doctor, but wait, I am a doc (in training), lol...

seriously though, I'm too poor to get a costume, so it's the scrubs or my stinky lab coat that's covered in a mixture of bile salts and poo...

*pushes ginormous boobs out of the way to get into thread*

Hot-damn... my nipples are going to fall off in this bloody toga outfit!

Cold as fuck outside, guys.

I've done it before. The kids really seemed to like it. I handed out small candy canes. I didn't win a prize at work, though, bummer. It's $100/$50/$30 for 1st/2nd/3rd prize. This year I'll see if I can get my hands on something more Santa like if it doesn't cost much. The only way they knew I was Mrs Claus last time, instead of someone just dressed for Christmas, was my nametag. But it's a good costume/setup with things you already have in your Christmas boxes.

Wow, that was really cute. Made me smile.

I need a cheap, easy costume by Saturday. Any ideas?

And it should be sexy.