Cynthetiq

Currently right now I have:

cash
In-N-Out receipt from dining with Ubertuber
keys
albuterol inhaler
wallet

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The_Jazz

Cash in a money clip
House keys
Carmex
Car keys
Bluetooth headset (for driving)
Wallet

all in 3 different pockets

And why are you still carrying around fast food receipts?

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Willravel

In my pockets? Wallet, keys, and Albuterol (asthma brothers!).

Maybe Cynth really likes to be thorough on his tax returns?

Slims

Wallet, Keys, Knife, and Chapstick.

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Plan9

Black leather wallet w/ credit cards, license, military ID, cash, and monopoly money.
Motorola RAZR cell phone.
Keyring with truck, house, key blade, and motorcycle keys.
Black Leatherman Wave.
CRKT Crawford / Kasper 3.5" liner lock.
1 gb flash drive.
Bic Mini cigarette lighter.
Photon microlights in white and red.
S&W 37 w/ Fed Hy-Shok
2 5-shot speedloaders
Pack of Extra spearmint chewing gum
Generic chapstick
Shop rag for fueling up bike.

...

Man, my pants are heavy.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Glory's Sun

nothing..

I carry a bag for all my shit.

I'm cool like that.

Plan9

GIRL!

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

VinnieG24

car keys
cigs
cash

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Glory's Sun

or.. some of us don't have much room in our pants for anything else

Plan9

*Crompsin pokes Guccilvr's manpurse*

So... uh... they sell men's accessories where you shop?

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

mixedmedia

Hey! The pants I'm wearing don't even have pockets. I just noticed that.

But if they did, they'd be empty.

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Cynthetiq

well here in the city we have lots of bag stores.... so I carry a bag as well since I don't like the idea of carrying a large backpack or messenger bag as I tend to just carry a bunch of extra crap. But all that stuff that weighs down your pants would be in the manbag.

as far as the reciept. I haven't cleaned out my pockets until just now. I reached in and found this receipt from last thursday when uber and I went to In-N-Out after I got to LA. It was the inspiration for this thread.

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Plan9

GIRL! (no, really)

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

The_Jazz

I hope that means that you've just been transfering stuff from one pair of pants to the next. Because the alternative is pretty gross....

Didn't you mother ever give you the clean underwear lecture?

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

uncle phil

a pickle...

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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Plan9

The size of a baby's arm, right?

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

uncle phil

right...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Cynthetiq

transferring over and over. which reminds me I have to send out the laundry... ah the wonders of dry cleaning - fluff 'n' fold service that picks up and delivers.

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analog

Right now? Well I'm doing laundry... so right now, I'm currently not wearing pants.

But, on a normal day...

wallet, with all my licenses and such (driver's, state ID, state EMT license, national EMT license, CPR card, ACLS card- and soon to add PALS and ITLS cards before getting the medic license)
cellphone (I'm pretty much never more than 5 feet away from that thing)
keys are on a clip that clips to a belt loop

Doing medic work:

Penlight, flashlight, extraction knife, regular knife, trauma scissors, 2 extra pairs of gloves, stethoscope, regular pen, sharpie marker... i need to get a multi-tool like a Gerber or something... haven't done that yet...

snowy

Debit card
Paycheck
Keys (car key, house key, employers' house keys, bike key, gym RFID tag)

I typically carry most of my stuff in a purse that fits into my backpack. Purse contains: planner, iPod, headphones, cell phone, debit card, credit card, driver's license, Costco card, coffee punchcard, cash, change for parking meters, mechanical pencil, pen, and gum. My backpack always has gum, mechanical pencil, pen, Clif Bars, and headphones in it, in addition to my school notebook and textbooks. I used to carry more stuff in my pockets, but that has changed because of my job. Childcare means I have to carry my cell phone constantly and usually need my calendar to write down appointments in. Plus, I like being able to carry a paperback book with me, in case of boredom.

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Bill O'Rights

wallet...containing the usual.
keys
cell phone
cash and change
Carmex
pocket knife
cigarettes
Zippo lighter
pen

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Halx

iPhone
house keys
CA driver's license
debit card
metro card
about $60 in cash

I am going wallet-less these days.

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StanT

wallet
keys work and motorcycle - 2 separate rings
pocketknife

a couple of odd access badges for work

Push-Pull

Cell phone with pouch
Pen
Knife
Cash & change
Wallet
Bandana (Cuz I hate sweat dripping in my eyes)
Keys
Gerber Multi-tool (Cuz I hate not being able to fix shit)
6" steel machinist's ruler (Cuz I hate not being able to measure shit)

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DAMMIT! -Jack Bauer-

Sion

I don't want a pickle...
Just wanna ride on my motor-sickle.
And I don't wanna die...
Just wanna ride on my motor-cy...cle.

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I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Chiyachan

I don't have any pockets in my boxers =(

Blackthorn

A bit of cash, some casino chips, one betting slip (I bet $5 on the Patriots to thrash the Bungles so I need to cash that in and get my $9.55!), a couple of pens from the conference I am attending in Las Vegas, and my blackberry curve. All of that is right now coming out of my pockets since I'm heading to the pool at Mandalay Bay... :-)

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JumpinJesus

wallet
receipt from bookstore
shopping list for store
lint





I want to know why Crompsin carries a handgun in his pocket. practicing the quickdraw, are you?

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albania

wallet, a pen, a pencil, key

Charlatan

Nothing but my wallet.

Like Gucci, I carry all of my stuff in bag.

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uncle phil

you go...

ar lo...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Grancey

Three Lifesaver wint-o-greens.....I travel light

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Grasshopper Green

15 cents.

I don't put stuff in my pockets unless I'm going to a club.

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Formerly Medusa

squeeeb

i have a "string of all things useful" in my pocket. it's a shoelace. on it is a knife, nail clippers, P-38 can opener (google that) and leatherman micro (with scissors and tweezers). i also have a pen, a cell phone, and a little plastic ninja (that you get out of a gumball machine) and a notepad.

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Psycho Dad

I gots no pockets.

/me posts this in boxer shorts

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Plan9

HAHAHA. WTF is with the plastic ninja?

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

mrklixx

My hand....(to check and see what else was in there, you pervs ) And I found 2 receipts. 1 for petrol, the other for a yummy orange-cranberry deli sandwich.

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ItWasMe

LoL I'm doing laundry now, too. But I'm dressed when I do it.

In my pants pocket: nothing.

In my jacket pocket: a lighter. my car keys. And, hey! , a dollar.

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shesus

Well, I already changed for the day so I don't have pockets at the moment. However, before I changed I emptied them.

I had some change, a marble (I teach first grade who knows how these things get there), a paper clip, rubber band, and a piece of paper.

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LazyBoy

I'm wearing boxers, and they don't hae any pockets.....ironic

-Will

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