a 35 cent mini dinosaur.
thanks for asking.

R70, my purple lighter and my lucky buttercup powerpuff girl.

People have a lot of little voodoo doll things.

Plastic ninjas, Powerpuff girls, dinosaurs.

I feel left out.

Pocket over right cheek: Wallet (debit card, drivers license, pics, atm reciepts, cash, old college ID)
right pocket: loose coin, gum wrappers, keys, lighter #1;
Left pocket: jackknife (had been dad's) small jar of karmex lip balm, and my 8 year sobriety coin.

My hand?

Is the other one playing a piano? Hailing a taxi cab? smoking a cigarette?

/sorry (heard the song this morning)

I'm pretty boring. Wallet, keys, loose change and a lighter, not because I smoke, but because if there's one thing I've learned from my Survivorman viewing is always have a way to make a fire with you, eh?

Wallet, Cell Phone and my Pocket knife. I've also got some empy space in there and some pocket lint.

Sadly the pockets on women's pants aren't made to hold much, so generally speaking I don't have much in my pockets ever. Today I have a about $0.50 in change and that's it.

I always carry around a big messenger bag that usually has all my music in it, stage makeup, dance shoes, often a clean change of clothes, books to read, any paperwork I might need for the day, and the basics like my phone and wallet. Being a performer, I always need to be prepared.

i've got nothing in my pocketses

i hate having full pockets, so i usually only have necessary shit in there (like my wallet, cell phone, keys) when i'm out and about

car/work/house keys, a money clip to hold my business cards, debit card and drivers license.

a pink 36 inch double headed dildo.

what? It's for hitting people. there isn't a bigger insult than to be whacked aside the head with a 3 foot pink double dong...is there?

bic lighter
half pack of cigs
loratab
wallet
few dollars
keys

A rubberband, paperclip, blue mini-sharpie, and $1.35.

cellphone
3 green lighters and 1 clear blue lighter (don't know why. Kept them with me for over 3 weeks now)

Cellphone
Labello (think Chapstick)
4GB USB Flash Drive
VW ID Card

The first three items are almost permanently in my pockets. I remove the VW ID Card when I get home, and then add car keys when I'm traveling. Pretty compact, IMO.

I'm surprised to find out that I'm at post 55, and I'm the first person posting naked. Yup, no pockets at all.

If I were wearing pants, I'd have contact lens eye drops, nothing else.

I used to carry a wallet, a Palm TX, a knife, and my keys, and sometimes my cell phone in my pants pockets. I got tired of heavy pants, so now I have a man-bag.

What's it got in its pocketses, precious?


(with a nod to casual user, and of course, JRR himself)

Nothing, I empty them when I get to my desk.

When I leave today I'll have my wallet, phone and keys. I just quit smoking so it's nice not to have to remember smokes and a lighter.

I am completely pocketless today and it's making me crazy... I keep walking away without my security passes, phone, and tissues..

MacGyver would not approve of this thread.

"Pockets without stuff in them!?" (keels over dead)

I now have around £9 ($18) in coins and my mobile phone.

he's my pocket ninja. doesn't everyone have one?

:eek:

Jezuz! it's everything I have! except the old In-n-out receipt.

I too love hanging out in boxers browsing the web.
If I were wearing pants, they would contain my wallet (which is too thick), my cell phone (which will give me testicular cancer), my passport (no other form of ID), maybe a pack of American Spirits blue, and either a Zippo, a bic or a Djeep lighter.
Oh, and my mp3 player (Creative zen v plus) and earbuds (if im not carrying my giant ass geeky audiophile headphones.
And occasionally a knife.

Okay today:

unused crumpled up jamba juice napkins
small tube of Airborne anti cold meds
smaller tube of Tylenol
alburterol
wallet
crumpled up $1 bill
3 quarters
1 dime
1 nickel

so as I finish up my lunch I dig into my pockets finding the $1 bill. I jab it back into my pocket. I decide that I could use a salad to top off my lamb vindaloo and rice. I get a small salad @$6.10/lb and as I get to the register to pay for the $1.28 sald I have. I can't find the dollar.

I dunno what happened to it, but it disappeared. It's gone. Nowhere. I emptied out my pockets and that is how I know what I had in them.

So I charged $1.28 to my Citibank American Airlines Mileage card. :) MILES! they add up!

i still don't know what happened to the dollar.

Currently sporting my standard kit:

• A leather fossil (non-folding) money clip with $6 in it (baller!) with my debit, credit, license, costco, and student ID cards stuck in the slots, in right front pocket
• Blackberry Pearl in watch pocket, same side
• Eye drops in left front pocket

When not at my desk, keys on Windows Mobile swag lanyard from CES with Leatherman Micra multitool go in back right pocket.

I got some change in my pocket going jing-a-ling-a-ling...

I got a pocket full of kryptonite...

A pocket full of posies...

Pocket full of silver and not a care in the world...

a five and a pocket full of silver
i paid the lady no change...

earplugs, ball of bubble hash, postage paid postcard, crumbly tissues, $100 bill, headband for my motorcycle goggles, organic cotton maxipad...

I have no pockets atm (no I am not naked)

Usually I have my wallet and my phone everything else goes in my purse for example

* Lipstick / Compact if I am going out somewhere fancy
* Lipgloss
* Tissues
* Deoderant
* Keys (house and car)
* Bandaids
* Bottle of water
* Postit note pad
* Glasses case
* Breath mints / chewing gum

My friends often tease me about my Mary Poppins like bags.

Cell Phone
Wallet
Some Change
Oh sweet! Two bucks!

Wallet
Pocket Knife (always have)
Hankerchief (always have)
CCW Permit in its own nice leather thingy
couple .45 mags
chap stick
I always keep one bullet in my litttle change pocket, cause, ya know, death before dishonor :lol:

$ 45 canadian
$ 63 USD
3 inch piece of 1/2 inch thich aluminum rod
lunch reciept
2 piece plastic drain plug for boat transom
ear plugs
1/16 inch drill bit
1/2 inch drill counter sink bit
1/4 inch 1/2 ton shackle
handkerchief
wallet
Blue sharpie
black sharpie
4 black hair ties

Right now my hand is in my pocket to feel for what I have in my pocket and sadly all I have is my phone, I'm in the middle of a text message conversation and am waiting for a message back

a shopping list on the back of an envelope
a galvanised nail
2 plastic wrappers off power point wall mountings
and
a dollar coin

dogtags and cross, chapstick, 5.56mm ball round, wallet, zippo, cash, pogs

Pogs?! Holy hell! Blast from the past!

Dude, this isn't 2003. Nobody uses those AAFES crap-coins anymore.

Keys, wallet, and cell phone.

A Plastic Man action figure's left arm. A paperclip. And the secret to the universe.

I usually toss them in the "tip cup" at Green Beans when we go to a FOB big enough to have one.

2003? that shit was like 1995

Who were we killing in '95?

Xeph: I can never remember... you're enlisted, right?

I think Debaser is the one from the dark side.

...

My pockets:

A bottle of Red stripe lager
Wallet w/ monopoly money
Cell phone w/ missed calls
Cock 'n balls