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shesus · 08-27-2007, 01:09 PM

People never seem to amaze me. Either that or I'm easily amazed...

Anyway, I stumbled across this article and it made me wonder, are there really records for anything?

For those that don't want to read the article, it's about how a girl organized an event to win the hugging record.

There was a story next to it about a woman who gave 500 haircuts in 12 hours.

This made me wonder about other records people hold or are trying or trying to obtain. Are they merely safe records or do people hold records for risque things? I suppose everyone needs a goal...

What are some weird records that you've heard of or seen around?

Hug Record click to show

Logarithm · 08-27-2007, 09:33 PM

Something just seems wrong about a hug record to me. In my opinion, a hug is something that should be genuine, used to comfort, show feeling, or brighten someone's day. I love the Free Hugs Campain and ideas like that, but hugging just to set a record erks me.

As for other records, the longest nipple hair record is destined to curse me till the day I die. Every time I notice one that seems especially long, I have to resist the urge to measure it. Grrr.

Charlatan · 08-28-2007, 02:39 PM

Malaysia is a bit nuts for setting records. They have someone setting a record for something on almost a weekly basis. I will see if I can get you some of the weird ones.

My son keeps pointing out to me that canadians hold the record for longest nipple hairs and longest pubic hairs. It must be the cold.

shesus · 08-28-2007, 03:14 PM

crazy Canadians.

I just don't understand why someone would be proud of some of the things they hold records for. I mean, the longest nipple or pubic hair? Yuck.

I remember seeing the woman with the longest fingernails and being disgusted. I don't know how she did anything with those things. And the longest toe nails..blech. Almost killed my foot fetish.

Charlatan, that would be great if you could. I'm fascinated by weirdness.

MSD · 08-28-2007, 05:43 PM

I would apply for a position as "World's Tallest Crowd-Surfer," but my "little" brother would just jump in and steal my thunder.

Infinite_Loser · 08-28-2007, 05:53 PM

What's the record for the most posts made on TFP?

ngdawg · 08-28-2007, 05:56 PM

I was 1/150,000th of the world's record for the largest crowd participation stunt.

Redlemon · 08-29-2007, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Infinite_Loser

What's the record for the most posts made on TFP?

That's easy. You can sort the Members List by post count. The current leader is Cynthetiq (12,540).

squeeeb · 08-29-2007, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by shesus

Are they merely safe records or do people hold records for risque things? ...

there are sex records for farthest semen shot (18'9" (5.71 m)), most semen swallowed (1.7 pints (0.96 liter)), the gangbang record held by a pornstar is 620 men in one day...lots of weird stuff out there if you know where to look...

Menoman · 08-30-2007, 01:13 AM

Holy fuck if I ever shot a load almost 20 feet you are damn right I'm going to be calling some people, maybe even my mom. "Hey Mom!! I just shot a load 20 feet how fucking awesome am I?!!?

Anyway I actually think the record for most blowjobs in a day was set not too long ago, you could just be a random schmoo and get in line for a blowjob from this lady.

08-27-2007, 01:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	Records for anything? People never seem to amaze me. Either that or I'm easily amazed... Anyway, I stumbled across this article and it made me wonder, are there really records for anything? For those that don't want to read the article, it's about how a girl organized an event to win the hugging record. There was a story next to it about a woman who gave 500 haircuts in 12 hours. This made me wonder about other records people hold or are trying or trying to obtain. Are they merely safe records or do people hold records for risque things? I suppose everyone needs a goal... What are some weird records that you've heard of or seen around? Hug Record click to show MSN Tracking Image MSNBC.com College student goes for hugging record Woman embraces 765 people in less than an hour The Associated Press Updated: 5:53 p.m. MT Aug 26, 2007 PROVO, Utah - Kneeling for children and stretching to embrace taller people, a college student believes she’s hugged her way into the record books. Jordan Pearce, 18, said she hugged 765 people in less than an hour Saturday and plans to send the results to Guinness World Records. “I feel like I’m on cloud nine,” Pearce said after the last hug Saturday. The hugs took months of planning. Pearce and her family had to apply to Guinness World Records with detailed plans. The event had to be supervised by two prominent members of the community and covered by the news media. District Judge Lynn Davis and state Sen. Curt Bramble counted the hugs, which required arms and hands wrapped around the person. “I was getting pretty glistening,” Pearce said of hugging — and sweating — in the hot sun. A new record will not be approved until Guinness gets photographs, video and written statements from witnesses. The record is 612 hugs in an hour, the Daily Herald of Provo reported. One man spilled a drink on Pearce. A little girl refused to let go of her blue sucker, and a little boy kicked and screamed, not wanting to hug a stranger, the newspaper said. © 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20452872/ MSN Privacy . Legal © 2007 MSNBC.com __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

08-28-2007, 02:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Malaysia is a bit nuts for setting records. They have someone setting a record for something on almost a weekly basis. I will see if I can get you some of the weird ones. My son keeps pointing out to me that canadians hold the record for longest nipple hairs and longest pubic hairs. It must be the cold. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-28-2007, 03:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	crazy Canadians. I just don't understand why someone would be proud of some of the things they hold records for. I mean, the longest nipple or pubic hair? Yuck. I remember seeing the woman with the longest fingernails and being disgusted. I don't know how she did anything with those things. And the longest toe nails..blech. Almost killed my foot fetish. Charlatan, that would be great if you could. I'm fascinated by weirdness. __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

08-28-2007, 05:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
Infinite_Loser Junkie Location: Lake Mary, FL	What's the record for the most posts made on TFP? __________________ I believe in equality; Everyone is equally inferior to me.

08-28-2007, 05:56 PM	#7 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	I was 1/150,000th of the world's record for the largest crowd participation stunt. __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

08-27-2007, 09:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
Logarithm Upright	Something just seems wrong about a hug record to me. In my opinion, a hug is something that should be genuine, used to comfort, show feeling, or brighten someone's day. I love the Free Hugs Campain and ideas like that, but hugging just to set a record erks me. As for other records, the longest nipple hair record is destined to curse me till the day I die. Every time I notice one that seems especially long, I have to resist the urge to measure it. Grrr.

08-28-2007, 05:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	I would apply for a position as "World's Tallest Crowd-Surfer," but my "little" brother would just jump in and steal my thunder.