Plan9

This was a heated (aka drunken) discussion earlier:


Here's a few I remember:

Jean Claude Van Damme versus

Stephen King versus James Patterson

Amish versus Buddhist

Mary Kate versus Ashley

Abe Lincoln versus Gandhi

President Bush versus Gary Coleman

Rob Zombie versus Marilyn Manson

CEO of Wal-Mart versus CEO of Target

Chuck Norris versus Paris Hilton

Crocodile Dundee versus Jeff Corwin

Metallica versus Megadeth

MacGyver versus Magnum P.I.

Ghost Busters versus A-Team

stereotypical Jesus versus stereotypical Allah

Barney versus Teletubbies

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spectre

That's an easy one. Megadeth. Have you ever seen Dave Mustaine? That dude's fucking crazy, even as a born again. Hell, in Dave vs. Metallica, I'll take Dave every time.

Although, rather than a cage match, I'd like to see them co-headline a show.

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Red Sox vs. Yankees, circa 2004
Black butts vs. Asian butts (this was a big question in HS)
Fire vs. more Fire
John Stamos vs. Mary Tyler Moore
Saturn Ion vs. Porsche GT2
Osama vs. 300 pounds of bricks dropped from above
Paper vs. Plastic

Plan9

Spectre,

Yeah, bro... I love me some Megadeth... I honestly think they're more creative and inspirational than Metallica despite the fact that I own everything both groups did in the '80s and early '90s.

I think Megadeth would win the cage match, though.

Willravel,

Black butts vs. Asian butts. Hrrrm. I've had the asian one and I must say it came in a easy-to-carry 5 foot tall package that didn't talk back.

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Willravel

And a lot of them love big (be they muscular or large) white guys.

The Faba

Kratos (God of War) Versus Chuck Norris.


I'm going with Kratos - but it'll be a hell of a fight.

Charlatan

Jesus vs. Allah?

You mean father vs. son in a grudge match of all grudge matches.

"You always loved the Holy Spirit better!"

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Halx

Asians have butts?

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Plan9

They do, Halx.

I hid my wang in one.

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Supple Cow

I hear a lot of white chicks are that way, too! Crazy, isn't it?

Plan9

Ssssh, we're making silly (and pointless) racial comparisons!

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Why would a woman read a thread that mentions cage fighting, anyway?

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StellaLuna

We enjoy a good cage match as much as you menfolk do. I would totally watch John Stamos vs Mary Tyler Moore. I have a feeling it wouldn't last long, though-- he's too pretty. There's no way she could tear up that face.

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Willravel

You think that's crazy, you should hear me talk about white guys!

Plan9

I hate white people.

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biznatch

Micheal Madsen vs Mike Tyson. I'd like to see who loses an ear in that one (prolly Madsen).

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The Founding Fathers vs. George W Bush & his Cabinet.

Ninja vs. Pirate

Samurai vs. Knight

and of course

drunken hot girl A vs. drunken hot girl B. in mud. or lube.

This thread is practically identical to that old mtv claymation show. I think was called 'Celebrity Deathmatch', but I'm not certain.

flat5

..........

vermin

Yes, but they're sideways.

And I think Rob Zombie could utterly destroy Ms. Manson.

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Strange Famous

I wish people who spell "Usama"...

Odin vs Hades

or more realistically

Tom Cruise vs Steven Siegal

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Gonth

WoW players Vs. Renaissance Faire people in a huge LARP with real weapons

Although not exactly a cage match, I still want to see it

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forgotten_dream

Renaissance Faire folks, no question. It may be staged combat, but it's alot closer than a video game comes.

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TotalMILF

Oh yeah, my money's definitely on the RenFest folks.

Big-busted women in corsets and men in tights beating on nerdy guys in McFrontalot t-shirts = Awesome.

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