05-02-2007, 06:00 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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The 67 million dollar britches... a lawyer story
This is just.....astounding and saddening at the same time. How on earth can this be considered reasonable? I only hope that the judgeship this guy holds is an elected one, then maybe he'll get his come next election.
http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=3119381&page=1
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05-02-2007, 06:04 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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This suit is laughable. I read this article this morning, and I think that this guy has proven the old adage that an attorney that represents himself has a fool for a client. The most interesting thing is that there's been a change in judges in the case because the old one apparently thought the plaintiff was a moron.
The interesting part is that they're trying to return the pants and he won't let them. The new judge should basically dismiss the case on that basis.
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05-02-2007, 07:53 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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Arogant, spiteful, hateful son of a bitch. He needs to be disbarred immediatley, and forced to work at the dry cleaner until he has worked off the Chung's legal expenses. Roy Pearson is the dictionary definition of the word...'Prick'.
I hope he never plans on having another single item dry cleaned, for the rest of his life. Would you accept an article of clothing from this ass wipe at your dry cleaning establishment?
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05-03-2007, 11:25 AM | #7 (permalink) | |
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05-03-2007, 01:09 PM | #8 (permalink) | |
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You know, i said exactly the same thing on another board.
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05-04-2007, 09:24 AM | #9 (permalink) |
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On a related note, scientist have estimated that 1.03% of the population suffer from some form of dementia.
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05-04-2007, 10:46 AM | #10 (permalink) |
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That few?
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05-04-2007, 11:06 AM | #11 (permalink) |
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On a related note, 87.4% of all statistics posted on internet chat boards are pulled directly from the poster's ass.
Val_1, I'm just kidding. Sort of. Actually I agree with Carno that the number seems low given the aging population. Not to mention the Bush administration, but that's another topic.
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06-25-2007, 09:50 AM | #12 (permalink) |
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WASHINGTON (AP) -- A judge on Monday ruled in favor of a dry cleaner that was sued for $54 million over a missing pair of pants in a case that garnered international attention and renewed calls for litigation reform. District of Columbia Superior Court Judge Judith Bartnoff ruled that the Korean immigrant owners of Custom Cleaners did not violate the city's Consumer Protection Act by failing to live up to Roy L. Pearson's expectations of the "Satisfaction Guaranteed" sign that was once placed in the store window. "Plaintiff Roy L. Pearson, Jr. takes nothing from the defendants, and defendants Soo Chung, Jin Nam Chung and Ki Y. Chung are awarded the costs of this action against the plaintiff Roy L. Pearson, Jr.," the ruling read. Pearson, an administrative law judge, originally sought $67 million from the Chungs after he claimed they lost a pair of suit trousers and later tried to return a pair that he said was not his. He arrived at the figure by adding up years of law violations and almost $2 million in common law claims. Pearson later dropped demands for damages related to the pants and focused his claims on signs in the shop, which have since been removed. Chris Manning, the Chungs' attorney, countered that no reasonable person would interpret the signs to be an unconditional promise of satisfaction. The two-day trial earlier this month drew a standing-room-only crowd, including many Korean and international media outlets covering the story. It even overshadowed the drunken driving trial of former Mayor Marion Barry. The Chungs also said the trial had taken an enormous financial and emotional toll on them and exposed them to widespread ridicule. http://www.11alive.com/news/article_...?storyid=99143 can I just say.....Im so glad to see this outcome and for those wanting to know what he looks like
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06-25-2007, 10:32 AM | #15 (permalink) |
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Whatyaknow - I was right.
Feels nice to know that I at least appear to know what I'm talking about when it comes to civil courts.
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06-25-2007, 01:49 PM | #17 (permalink) |
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ratbastid - while I never like taking someone's livelyhood away from them, I have to say that I don't disagree with you. If nothing else, his license needs to be suspended for a fairly significant amount of time, i.e. 3+ months, which should effectively take his robes off him.
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06-25-2007, 02:29 PM | #18 (permalink) |
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I was under the impression that it shouldn't be that easy to remove a judge?
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06-25-2007, 05:10 PM | #20 (permalink) | |
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06-25-2007, 05:33 PM | #21 (permalink) | |
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06-25-2007, 05:40 PM | #22 (permalink) | |
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06-25-2007, 05:58 PM | #23 (permalink) | |
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05-03-2008, 04:07 AM | #24 (permalink) | |
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Ressurection of the Pearson Circus
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Court finds missing pants not worth $54M click to show Judge tosses $54 million suit over missing pants click to show
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05-04-2008, 12:21 PM | #26 (permalink) |
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"The civil trial, set for June, has the scope of a John Grisham courtroom thriller and the societal importance of a traffic ticket."
i think that quote from the OP´s source pretty much sums it up. he took a gamble and lost. had he won any of the trials he would never have to work again. ie he´s stupid only for losing.
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05-06-2008, 05:07 PM | #27 (permalink) |
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I don't feel sorry for him losing his job at all. Who I do feel sorry for are the dry cleaning business owners: hard-working immigrants who had to be dragged into a ridiculous charade. Laws should be made to protect those who have to defend against frivolous lawsuits and to make sure that they are not adversely affected. I haven't heard any updates about the dry cleaning business owners -- last I heard was that there had been a fund set up for them to deal with the legal costs, but that they were still struggling and possibly had to sell or close their business. Truly sad if that's the case.
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05-07-2008, 07:39 PM | #30 (permalink) | |
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Everyone knows Jesus didn't wear pants. The rest is spot-on, which makes the above "completely" a bit inaccurate admittedly.
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05-07-2008, 08:53 PM | #32 (permalink) |
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Thanks for the update, Augi.
He really shouldn't try to get his job back. This guy just needs to walk away and start a new life in another field.
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10-22-2008, 08:18 AM | #33 (permalink) |
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Who said, "it ain't over until it's over?"
Surprised the appeal court is going forward. Somehow thought there was a problem with backup in the court system but apparently not. $54 million missing pants lawsuit back in DC court - Yahoo! Canada News |
10-22-2008, 08:50 AM | #34 (permalink) |
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Roy was great to me. It gave a show I produced endless fodder.
The only thing that has annoyed me is that he caused the Chung's to close the location I used to go to. They were very nice people.
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10-23-2008, 12:37 PM | #35 (permalink) |
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Wait... this is still going on??!?!! What a mess.
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