are you talking about the video where some random guy just punches this guys girlfriend as they walk past, and the boyfriend is a kickboxer and just sends them flying? makes me happy on so many levels

If it happened to me, I'd be so stinkin' shocked on so many levels that I'd probably not be able to begin any type of pursuit. I'd be more embarrassed than anything.

But then, after I recovered, I'd run like hell to track the dude down, and would tackle him like a linebacker after a running back getting a pitch out in an option play.

As has been said before, sexual assault is sexual assault.

Regardless of the fact that I am overweight, I'd get my man.